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"I’m a little disturbed to see no-one mention how a really good omelette should always get a minute or two under a hot grill before serving…… "It is personal preference. Plus, at this time of astronomical fuel prices it is a luxury many just cannot afford. Think of the planet Soxy and stop casting nasturtiums on your neighbours. | |||
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"I’m a little disturbed to see no-one mention how a really good omelette should always get a minute or two under a hot grill before serving……
It is personal preference. Plus, at this time of astronomical fuel prices it is a luxury many just cannot afford. Think of the planet Soxy and stop casting nasturtiums on your neighbours.
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" I like peace & quiet. I enjoy the countryside & ocean alone. I enjoy company too, but I want a balance. Would people stop telling me to cheer up because I enjoy being alone ! Am I out of order ?" No but just tell them that misery loves company and you will see them when you are next feeling miserable. | |||
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"My arse cheek hurts but as i have a cold i find lying on my back makes it easier to breathe. Should i forgo easy breathing in exchange for a more comfortable derriere or just man up and take the pain?" Put some sudocreme on your butt. It won't help but you'll enjoy it. | |||
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"In mid November I tripped over 29 relatives I never new I had... Should I let them buy me presents this year...??? " That's a difficult one. Are you prepared to buy them all presents? Are you prepared to receive teasle hedgehogs and strange comedy pants? Go on, let them spoil you and give you the FULL large family experience. | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere." Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger !  | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger ! "I have a painting in the attic. | |||
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"Would you like to interfere in my issues? (And by issues I mean pants) " You're not wearing any. | |||
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"Would you like to interfere in my issues? (And by issues I mean pants) You're not wearing any." I never wear any | |||
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"The bird table in my garden has blown over in the wind. I have several species hopping around pitifully looking for seeds. But in order to sort it ill have to put shoes on or my slippers on or ill get wet feet. Should I sort it or chuck the cat out to remove the guilt they cause me?" Hold on a minute young man, what about the cat? S/he will get wet feet. Leave them to forage as that is nature's way. | |||
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"Would you like to interfere in my issues? (And by issues I mean pants) You're not wearing any. I never wear any" Where do you keep your issues then? | |||
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"In mid November I tripped over 29 relatives I never new I had... Should I let them buy me presents this year...??? That's a difficult one. Are you prepared to buy them all presents? Are you prepared to receive teasle hedgehogs and strange comedy pants? Go on, let them spoil you and give you the FULL large family experience." The rate this lot are spread round the country... World... I'm expecting thistle haggis, Dover sole and a boomerang what don't come back.... Best renew my mortgage.... And do it properly.... Fankoo... Xxx | |||
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"Would you like to interfere in my issues? (And by issues I mean pants) You're not wearing any. I never wear any Where do you keep your issues then?" In my one sock | |||
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"U can cum interfere with me ) xx"Put a plaster on your nipples to avoid chafing. | |||
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" Just one last one if I may before I head out for the day ? There's this guy in work who keeps calling everyone "fella" which really irritates me. Should I get him doing press ups repeatedly to cure his habit or do you have an idea ?" Take him to see the show. | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere." do i go to a club tonight or save my money for my trip to thailand? | |||
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"My arse cheek hurts but as i have a cold i find lying on my back makes it easier to breathe. Should i forgo easy breathing in exchange for a more comfortable derriere or just man up and take the pain? Put some sudocreme on your butt. It won't help but you'll enjoy it." Dont make me sing soft kitty too!!  | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger !
I have a painting in the attic."I'm guessing that reply was wasted | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger !
I have a painting in the attic.
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"Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit ? "Answer to that is on the biscuits thread from the other day! | |||
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"I'm not meeting. Should I leave the site? If people click on my profile they will be wasting valuable seconds when they could be looking at another single bi fem. "Ooh ooh waves hand !!!! Can I interfere !!!! No  oh ok ....
Oh bugger I'm gunna anyway
Why not change your name to "im-not-meeting" then its their own fault if they are silly enough to look | |||
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"I'm not meeting. Should I leave the site? If people click on my profile they will be wasting valuable seconds when they could be looking at another single bi fem.
Ooh ooh waves hand !!!! Can I interfere !!!!
No oh ok ....
Oh bugger I'm gunna anyway
Why not change your name to "im-not-meeting" then its their own fault if they are silly enough to look "Ooh good idea! Might change my location to 'not looking'.  | |||
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"I have an attraction for short people but I get frustrated when they reject my advances. " Probably goes over their heads... | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. do i go to a club tonight or save my money for my trip to thailand?" When is the trip to Thailand? I'm a live for today mood so go to the club and scrimp on food next week. | |||
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"Daddy or chips?" Chips of course. | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger !
I have a painting in the attic."Now that's class x | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. Licketysplits less of the old, I dont think you look your age at all, most deff much younger !
I have a painting in the attic.
I'm guessing that reply was wasted"I don't know... I came back to an interesting UNLOS message telling me that I am a fake woman. | |||
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"I'm not meeting. Should I leave the site? If people click on my profile they will be wasting valuable seconds when they could be looking at another single bi fem. "There are no other single bi fems. Give them that second of hope and let them moan that you are a fake. | |||
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"My arse cheek hurts but as i have a cold i find lying on my back makes it easier to breathe. Should i forgo easy breathing in exchange for a more comfortable derriere or just man up and take the pain? Put some sudocreme on your butt. It won't help but you'll enjoy it. Dont make me sing soft kitty too!! "Sing it . | |||
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"My son is 18 and has a girlfriend he is besotted with. The problem is that I really dislike her and her family. I feel I tied in that I want to keep my son happy and hopefully let it run its course, unfortunately its been 2 years. She doesn't have any female friends so want to be with my son constantly. He is studying and this interferes with his work. She doesn't work and neither do any of her family. She stays over my house a lot as her family bugger off for camping weekends and she can't get into her house. If my son does stay over there he doesn't get fed much and he says its cold there. She wants to be with my son 24/7 and he feels stuck in the middle between her demands and his parents who work and don't want girls in the house constantly. It has come to a head a few times when ive found out that her mum has taken money off my son, and the girlfriend is always taking his clothes and swapping them with cheap primark copies and I have to ring up and sort it The mother is a bit wary of me as she parks a few streets away to avoid me going out when she knows she's done wrong. It isnt going to get better, our families are too socially different. I feel tied because I have to reign it in so not to upset my son and cause a rift, but id like to rip her head off, more so her mothers. What's your advice Lickety "I seem to remember this problem when they had been going out for a year. Is your son planning to go to uni? Can you let things run their natural course until then without hurting anyone? If not, then I suggest that you send your son to Israel to work on a Kibbutz for 6 months. If he still likes her when he returns get ready to be a granny. | |||
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"I have an attraction for short people but I get frustrated when they reject my advances. " Rise above it. | |||
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"i need to be interfered with" I will look into home assembly ECT kits for you. | |||
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"I've just tripped over a magic lantern and as we're in the depths of a recession I've only been granted one wish. Now as much as I want World peace I also want a time machine and a new pair of shoes. Anyway I can ask for all three at once?" Just ask for the time machine then return to that point again ask for world peace and go and buy a pair of shoes in the sales. | |||
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"I think I have issues but they shouldn't be discussed on here "No one will judge you.... . . . . . . . . . . . much. | |||
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"As the surgery is still open.....I have a problem with squirrels running out in front of me on the cycle path, causing me to brake harshly, especially early in the morning on the way to work? Any ideas, its driving me nuts. " They do it for effect. Throw water bombs from the cycle on your next journey and they will know to steer clear of you in future. | |||
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today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
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"I would like to have issues "You can have some of mine if you like. | |||
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"People keep trying to murder me whenever I'm on the bike today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
Should I start collecting wing mirrors?"Have you seen Ben Hur? All the advice you need is there. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
"Do you want mine? | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
"What have you got? | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
Do you want mine? "Depends what you've got | |||
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"People keep trying to murder me whenever I'm on the bike today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
Should I start collecting wing mirrors?
Have you seen Ben Hur? All the advice you need is there.
"Those spikes do look fun, but they may make filtering hard and steering as the bike couldn't lean :p | |||
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"People keep trying to murder me whenever I'm on the bike today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
Should I start collecting wing mirrors?
Have you seen Ben Hur? All the advice you need is there.
Those spikes do look fun, but they may make filtering hard and steering as the bike couldn't lean :p"As I am not a cyclist I have no idea what filtering hard means. Collecting wing mirrors just isn't practical. Where would you keep them? | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got? "Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps. | |||
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"Dear interfering biddy, I have always wanted red hot sex with red head girl! I think it will never ever happen. But Emma says I have to be more patient. I have been waiting 9 years it will never happen! "Listen to Emma but also buy some red hair dye. | |||
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"So you're the new agony aunt of fab?  "No, I'm the old biddy that interferes. | |||
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"My son was planning on going to Uni but I think his plans will be hampered by her putting pressure on him not to leave her. I just live in hope that her head is turned by another boy. Im going to look into hiring a guy, a honey trap kind of thing, it could work ....... "Tell him it's uni or he is disinherited forever. Tell him that once he has completed the first 2 years at uni if they are still together you will help them to be able to live together if that's what they want for the final year. That should give her plenty of time to find someone else. | |||
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"My son was planning on going to Uni but I think his plans will be hampered by her putting pressure on him not to leave her. I just live in hope that her head is turned by another boy. Im going to look into hiring a guy, a honey trap kind of thing, it could work ....... "Can he find a more local Uni that does the same course? Failing that. Obviously she is selfish and is putting her own "needs" before his. Secondly if all fails in a few years he could have blown his chance in getting into the Uni he wants. If she loves him. They'll make it work despite where he goes to Uni. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!! "Sadly I can see Man city thrashing them as no team can stop them at the moment. Yet I can see west ham winning 4 out of their next 5 games. Man city being their only defeat. | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!! "I think it will be on the field of football when the other side can only play all of their substitutes. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both "One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump.
"You could always eat them just before getting in the jacuzzi or bath, easier to pass them off... | |||
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"i need to be interfered with I could oblige if the help desk is occupied? "That solves that one. Well done. I can vouch that all his tackle is there. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump.
You could always eat them just before getting in the jacuzzi or bath, easier to pass them off..."I don't have a bath. | |||
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"My son was planning on going to Uni but I think his plans will be hampered by her putting pressure on him not to leave her. I just live in hope that her head is turned by another boy. Im going to look into hiring a guy, a honey trap kind of thing, it could work ....... "I would hate to be in your situation and empathise with your anxiety. If she truly loved him she wpuld nwver stop him going to university. I was with a guy who went to oxford and he was in 2 minds whether or not to go. I wouldn't let him give up his hard work for me and he went. We stayed together until near the end of his second year. I just didn't like the person he turned into and we broke up. Talk to her if you can and explain that he has studied very hard to get to where he is and thst if he goes it doesn't have to be the end. Although inevitably it probably will be. I do hope your son makes the right choice. He will live to regret it if he doesn't | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
Sadly I can see Man city thrashing them as no team can stop them at the moment. Yet I can see west ham winning 4 out of their next 5 games. Man city being their only defeat."........we still have to play them 3 times; the two legs of the league cup semifinal & once in the league - ouch!! | |||
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"My son was planning on going to Uni but I think his plans will be hampered by her putting pressure on him not to leave her. I just live in hope that her head is turned by another boy. Im going to look into hiring a guy, a honey trap kind of thing, it could work .......
I would hate to be in your situation and empathise with your anxiety. If she truly loved him she wpuld nwver stop him going to university. I was with a guy who went to oxford and he was in 2 minds whether or not to go. I wouldn't let him give up his hard work for me and he went. We stayed together until near the end of his second year. I just didn't like the person he turned into and we broke up. Talk to her if you can and explain that he has studied very hard to get to where he is and thst if he goes it doesn't have to be the end. Although inevitably it probably will be.
I do hope your son makes the right choice. He will live to regret it if he doesn't"Sage advice | |||
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"i need to be interfered with I could oblige if the help desk is occupied?
That solves that one. Well done. I can vouch that all his tackle is there."Well thank you that information is definitely useful. Watch this space | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
I think it will be on the field of football when the other side can only play all of their substitutes."Errrrrrrrm, how does that work???  | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump.
You could always eat them just before getting in the jacuzzi or bath, easier to pass them off...
I don't have a bath.
"The Jacuzzi it is then (you didn't say you didn't have one of those). I find sometimes how you cook peppers and what with changes how they affect digestion. I'm no expert here though. Perhaps my chili chicken recipee? | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
Sadly I can see Man city thrashing them as no team can stop them at the moment. Yet I can see west ham winning 4 out of their next 5 games. Man city being their only defeat.
........we still have to play them 3 times; the two legs of the league cup semifinal & once in the league - ouch!!"Fulham, Newcastle, Cardiff and Nottingham forest I can see them winning if they approached the game right. | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
I think it will be on the field of football when the other side can only play all of their substitutes.
Errrrrrrrm, how does that work??? "I don't know. I have never said my interference has any sound basis in knowledge of the subject at hand. | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump.
You could always eat them just before getting in the jacuzzi or bath, easier to pass them off...
I don't have a bath.
The Jacuzzi it is then (you didn't say you didn't have one of those). I find sometimes how you cook peppers and what with changes how they affect digestion. I'm no expert here though. Perhaps my chili chicken recipee?"I don't have a Jacuzzi either. I just avoid swallowing and thereby avoid the trumping. | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
I think it will be on the field of football when the other side can only play all of their substitutes.
Errrrrrrrm, how does that work???
I don't know. I have never said my interference has any sound basis in knowledge of the subject at hand.
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
I think it will be on the field of football when the other side can only play all of their substitutes.
Errrrrrrrm, how does that work???
I don't know. I have never said my interference has any sound basis in knowledge of the subject at hand.
"If it helps, I spent a lot of time working across the road from their grounds this summer. | |||
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"I can't see where my team West Ham are going to get there next win from - help!!
Sadly I can see Man city thrashing them as no team can stop them at the moment. Yet I can see west ham winning 4 out of their next 5 games. Man city being their only defeat.
........we still have to play them 3 times; the two legs of the league cup semifinal & once in the league - ouch!!
Fulham, Newcastle, Cardiff and Nottingham forest I can see them winning if they approached the game right."I wish I had your confidence!! | |||
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"I would like to have issues
You can have some of mine if you like.
What have you got?
Take a punt and I'm bound to come up trumps.
Well punting and trumping are both fun, I'll take both
One of my issues is eating peppers. I love the flavour but they do make me trump.
You could always eat them just before getting in the jacuzzi or bath, easier to pass them off...
I don't have a bath.
The Jacuzzi it is then (you didn't say you didn't have one of those). I find sometimes how you cook peppers and what with changes how they affect digestion. I'm no expert here though. Perhaps my chili chicken recipee?
I don't have a Jacuzzi either. I just avoid swallowing and thereby avoid the trumping.
"It's a fix of sorts I'll eat your peppers then. It seems I'm hungry now, off to make some food happen, thankyou for tolerating my unsubtle banter on your thread | |||
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"Dear interfering biddy. I still haven't got my red head girl yet! I'm being very patient. (BUT CUM ON) "Have you read the threads where newbies complain they haven't had a meet? I suggest you find one from December 2010, June 2011, November 2012 and December 2013. When you have read all the way through them all come back and see if a red haired woman is waiting for you. | |||
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"Is it true that drinking man milk results in weight gain??" All milk contains fats and the whole point is to gain weight. While men do have breasts and can lactate it needs work. | |||
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"Is it true that drinking man milk results in weight gain?? All milk contains fats and the whole point is to gain weight. While men do have breasts and can lactate it needs work. " I was refering to milk direct from the pipe rather than the udders.............. | |||
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"I’m a little disturbed to see no-one mention how a really good omelette should always get a minute or two under a hot grill before serving…… "If you need to grill an omelette you aren't cooking it properly! Mr stiff has spoken! | |||
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"...eh? I'm confused.
Have you bought any smoked salmon yet? Get to it.
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"Is it true that drinking man milk results in weight gain?? All milk contains fats and the whole point is to gain weight. While men do have breasts and can lactate it needs work. I was refering to milk direct from the pipe rather than the udders.............." That's not milk. As the tap has two pipes running to it again, it's not milk. Protein builds muscles. | |||
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"People keep trying to murder me whenever I'm on the bike today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
Should I start collecting wing mirrors?
Have you seen Ben Hur? All the advice you need is there.
Those spikes do look fun, but they may make filtering hard and steering as the bike couldn't lean :p
As I am not a cyclist I have no idea what filtering hard means. Collecting wing mirrors just isn't practical. Where would you keep them?
"it's not a bicycle it's a motorcycle, filtering = going between cars when they're side by side, the spikes would be an issue in fitting through :p i could make a necklace out of them like tribes do with teeth :p | |||
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"People keep trying to murder me whenever I'm on the bike today I had a lovely BMW driver decide that I didn't need the lane as much as her and that trying to ram me into the pavement was fine.
Should I start collecting wing mirrors?
Have you seen Ben Hur? All the advice you need is there.
Those spikes do look fun, but they may make filtering hard and steering as the bike couldn't lean :p
As I am not a cyclist I have no idea what filtering hard means. Collecting wing mirrors just isn't practical. Where would you keep them?
it's not a bicycle it's a motorcycle, filtering = going between cars when they're side by side, the spikes would be an issue in fitting through :p
i could make a necklace out of them like tribes do with teeth :p"Some of them are quite big but go for it. It might be a nice new fashion statement. | |||
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"Well, somethings not quite right with me as I've managed to upset 3 people unintentionally. "Have your shower early and then come back and apologise. You are always happy after your shower. | |||
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"Well, somethings not quite right with me as I've managed to upset 3 people unintentionally.
Have your shower early and then come back and apologise. You are always happy after your shower.
"You know me too well. I think I'll go offline for a while. I feel like a right shit tbh. | |||
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"Well, somethings not quite right with me as I've managed to upset 3 people unintentionally.
Have your shower early and then come back and apologise. You are always happy after your shower.
You know me too well. I think I'll go offline for a while. I feel like a right shit tbh. "Let me know if you need some personal interference. | |||
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"I need to set the ignition timing on a 1967 Ford Anglia, Could you tell me the degrees before TDC to achieve best performance, please? Thank you. "You need to check first if the vaccum advance and retard is working correctly. Otherwise under load the engine will pink. After that the factory settings are good to start with but could be advanced slightly because the fuel today is better than 1967. You must however remember the firing order of a 1967 Ford is different from other cars of that era like the Mini. | |||
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"I need to set the ignition timing on a 1967 Ford Anglia, Could you tell me the degrees before TDC to achieve best performance, please? Thank you. "Try 3 Degrees - I don't know if that will give you the best performance but you will get a song or two. | |||
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"I am trying to find a way of getting forum posts about big brother to self delete on the grounds they are purile nonsence. Any suggestions? " Unfortunately they don't self delete. There ate three options: 1. Actively take over the thread, become abusive, get the thread closed and receive a ban. That is fairly puerile too though. 2. Scrub your brain so that you no longer recognise the word combination "big brother" and hope you don't get curious. 3. Avoid the lounge for the next umpteen weeks. Good luck. I am scrubbing my brain. | |||
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"I am trying to find a way of getting forum posts about big brother to self delete on the grounds they are purile nonsence. Any suggestions? Unfortunately they don't self delete. There ate three options: 1. Actively take over the thread, become abusive, get the thread closed and receive a ban. That is fairly puerile too though. 2. Scrub your brain so that you no longer recognise the word combination "big brother" and hope you don't get curious. 3. Avoid the lounge for the next umpteen weeks. Good luck. I am scrubbing my brain." You forgot option 4: don't open threads referring to big brother and remain unruffled. | |||
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"I am trying to find a way of getting forum posts about big brother to self delete on the grounds they are purile nonsence. Any suggestions? Unfortunately they don't self delete. There ate three options: 1. Actively take over the thread, become abusive, get the thread closed and receive a ban. That is fairly puerile too though. 2. Scrub your brain so that you no longer recognise the word combination "big brother" and hope you don't get curious. 3. Avoid the lounge for the next umpteen weeks. Good luck. I am scrubbing my brain. You forgot option 4: don't open threads referring to big brother and remain unruffled. "Don't be daft, woman! How would the forum function if people ignored the threads that will annoy them? Tch! | |||
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"Lol love this x but male interference only "You wish to interfere with men? Pick one, marry him and interfere all you want for a couple of years. | |||
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"I am trying to find a way of getting forum posts about big brother to self delete on the grounds they are purile nonsence. Any suggestions? Unfortunately they don't self delete. There ate three options: 1. Actively take over the thread, become abusive, get the thread closed and receive a ban. That is fairly puerile too though. 2. Scrub your brain so that you no longer recognise the word combination "big brother" and hope you don't get curious. 3. Avoid the lounge for the next umpteen weeks. Good luck. I am scrubbing my brain." I have purchased an ice pic and a book on "Do it youself lobotomy". I am hoping I will be able then cope with the purile nonsense and perhaps enjoy it.  | |||
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"I am trying to find a way of getting forum posts about big brother to self delete on the grounds they are purile nonsence. Any suggestions? Unfortunately they don't self delete. There ate three options: 1. Actively take over the thread, become abusive, get the thread closed and receive a ban. That is fairly puerile too though. 2. Scrub your brain so that you no longer recognise the word combination "big brother" and hope you don't get curious. 3. Avoid the lounge for the next umpteen weeks. Good luck. I am scrubbing my brain. I have purchased an ice pic and a book on "Do it youself lobotomy". I am hoping I will be able then cope with the purile nonsense and perhaps enjoy it. "An interesting pain/pleasure approach. I think you should go for full immersion and ignore the ice pick/lobotomy phase. | |||
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"Thinking of selling house lodging with my mate and buying a camper van for weekend fun is this a good idea ? X " What does your mate think? I think this will work if you know the mate is also on here then you can accommodate for mmf meets. | |||
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"Thinking of selling house lodging with my mate and buying a camper van for weekend fun is this a good idea ? X What does your mate think? I think this will work if you know the mate is also on here then you can accommodate for mmf meets. " my mates up for me lodging but not sure he's up for the swinging scene he knows I do it . Iv a mate who said he would look out for a van for me maybe even a old bus one | |||
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"Thinking of selling house lodging with my mate and buying a camper van for weekend fun is this a good idea ? X What does your mate think? I think this will work if you know the mate is also on here then you can accommodate for mmf meets. my mates up for me lodging but not sure he's up for the swinging scene he knows I do it . Iv a mate who said he would look out for a van for me maybe even a old bus one " Seriously now... Living with someone else when you are used to being on your own is a big adjustment. If you sell make sure you are achieving the best market value and out the money away in case you ever decide to buy again - it will disappear quickly and we are on a rise again. Get a roadworthy, comfy van and enjoy yourself. | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere." I have to work and im not well but don't want to take time off sick.....but i cant shift my cold n cough....what can i take that will shift it but not make me drowsy...thats all the issue i have. Oh and bacon or sausage butty for lunch? | |||
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"Thinking of selling house lodging with my mate and buying a camper van for weekend fun is this a good idea ? X What does your mate think? I think this will work if you know the mate is also on here then you can accommodate for mmf meets. my mates up for me lodging but not sure he's up for the swinging scene he knows I do it . Iv a mate who said he would look out for a van for me maybe even a old bus one Seriously now... Living with someone else when you are used to being on your own is a big adjustment. If you sell make sure you are achieving the best market value and out the money away in case you ever decide to buy again - it will disappear quickly and we are on a rise again. Get a roadworthy, comfy van and enjoy yourself. " very good advice x | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. I have to work and im not well but don't want to take time off sick.....but i cant shift my cold n cough....what can i take that will shift it but not make me drowsy...thats all the issue i have. Oh and bacon or sausage butty for lunch?" Bacon for lunch today. Put a paracetamol in hot water with lemon and honey and stick your head under a towel with steaming bowl of hot water. If you have any menthol or eucalyptus then put some in the water. Drink lots of water. Don't shout at anyone. Feel better soon. | |||
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"As some of you know I am an interfering old biddy. I thought I would interfere with a wider reach today so give me your issues and I will do my best to interfere. I have to work and im not well but don't want to take time off sick.....but i cant shift my cold n cough....what can i take that will shift it but not make me drowsy...thats all the issue i have. Oh and bacon or sausage butty for lunch? Bacon for lunch today. Put a paracetamol in hot water with lemon and honey and stick your head under a towel with steaming bowl of hot water. If you have any menthol or eucalyptus then put some in the water. Drink lots of water. Don't shout at anyone. Feel better soon." Thanks im gonna try stay indoors if there are no issues....i may get one of the other officers to pick up some lemon i did try it but worth another go x | |||
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"Lol love this x but male interference only
You wish to interfere with men? Pick one, marry him and interfere all you want for a couple of years.
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"I am rather dismayed that I have used the time I was going to use to change the beds to sit here with cold feet. How can this be rectified in the next ninety minutes ? " Is there a handy throw around? If not tuck your feet under you and they'll soon warm up. | |||
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"I am rather dismayed that I have used the time I was going to use to change the beds to sit here with cold feet. How can this be rectified in the next ninety minutes ? Is there a handy throw around? If not tuck your feet under you and they'll soon warm up. I'm more concerned about the beds and the forum user who just called me round." Your feet won't really warm up that much changing the beds unless a) you are dressing in warm sock, going out and buying new beds or b) you are just changing the bedding in which case you can then hop into the newly made bed and snuggle down. | |||
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"I have no issue and thats my issue!! "I am sure you told me that you have at least one child. Is that not issue? | |||
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"I have no issue and thats my issue!!
I am sure you told me that you have at least one child. Is that not issue?
"Ok Ok...I have 2 issues one has been going on for 23 years and the other 26...please help! | |||
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"You can interfere in my sex life. I need one!!! "If I find a spare one hanging around I will pass it on. In the meantime, put on the babydoll and get the camera out. | |||
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"I have no issue and thats my issue!!
I am sure you told me that you have at least one child. Is that not issue?
Ok Ok...I have 2 issues one has been going on for 23 years and the other 26...please help! "Don't let them move back in with you and all will be well. | |||
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"You can interfere in my sex life. I need one!!!
If I find a spare one hanging around I will pass it on. In the meantime, put on the babydoll and get the camera out.
"Ooh, I could do that, yes. I ought to be fixing a laptop but I've lost patience with it, and since it's not mine, I've stepped away from it for a bit! | |||
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