FabSwingers.com forum: couples complaining...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary"

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

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By *airymusclesMan
over a year ago

scotland

A lot of rants in this forum,obviously a lot of frustration going on! If its not for them/you,then who cares,you wouldnt order prawn cocktail as a starter if you didnt like prawn cocktail.......its quite simple really,and for others maybe the reality of swinging isnt quite as good as fantasy? For the real ones it is,but newbies and those not sure,it will feel awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

i have some of them pink wafers.

they are all thats left over from xmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

i have some of them pink wafers.

they are all thats left over from xmas."

lol there's a reason why they're left over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

i have some of them pink wafers.

they are all thats left over from xmas."
you watch he will have his hobnobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha ha its when you turn a couple down as well , my god they don't like that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret stash of foxes here

Interested to see how this one pans out. Think everyone's a little frustrated at the mo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

i have some of them pink wafers.

they are all thats left over from xmas. you watch he will have his hobnobs lol"

you can keep your hands off my hobnobs!

some bloody people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

i have some of them pink wafers.

they are all thats left over from xmas. you watch he will have his hobnobs lol

you can keep your hands off my hobnobs!

some bloody people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Crumpets n Marmite...Im a Sicko

Gary

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ha ha ha ha ha its when you turn a couple down as well , my god they don't like that . "

I'm sure it happens but don't understand why anyone gets upset at being turned down on here, we turn people down for any number of reasons from being unverified through to meeting every night or sometimes cos we don't fancy them (when many others might!)

On that basis we accept there are many people on here who won't want to meet us for various reasons, it's just personal choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.

You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!

Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinks its a bit of the power trip a lot of the single fems have and hubby picks up on that ,,ive got the pussy dance too my tune boys,sorry but iam not going thro some sas style selection course just too get to your not so attractive wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree Miss Tress, it is Fab in all its glory and I love it for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

made me laugh . Well put x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

You've made a remarkably thorough assessment there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thinks its a bit of the power trip a lot of the single fems have and hubby picks up on that ,,ive got the pussy dance too my tune boys,sorry but iam not going thro some sas style selection course just too get to your not so attractive wife "

But men do though, its seen all over the forums each and every day - whilst men pander to it, this behaviour will

continue.

Some couples can't comprehend the fact that men will turn them down. You always see comments about how the couple turned down the guy because they didn't click, giving the impression that the couple made the decision, you dont often see 'the single guy turned us down'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

You've made a remarkably thorough assessment there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this

But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!

When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

I got chocolates and a nice blankie budge up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure i understand what the actual point is

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

The solution is simple. Stick with us single women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Crumpets n Marmite...Im a Sicko

Gary"

Try melting cheese on top as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Crumpets n Marmite...Im a Sicko

Gary"

Sounds alright to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

I got chocolates and a nice blankie budge up"

I should have known you'd come to the rescue with chocolate goodies Twinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely its all comes down to choice and preference. Some people we gel with some we dont and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure i understand what the actual point is"

I think its a mickey take out of another thread currently running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure i understand what the actual point is"

Just humour him, he was on a roll this morning and he made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one

Gary

Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?

I got chocolates and a nice blankie budge up

I should have known you'd come to the rescue with chocolate goodies Twinkle

Twinkle to the rescue...goes and puts on wonder woman costume da de da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little bored and restricted this fortnight. Love reading the forums. Men will buy us underwear if we ask? don't mind if they do, I'm happy with asda though, pretty stuff there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Crumpets n Marmite...Im a Sicko

Gary

Try melting cheese on top as well x"

I like that Plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick a blob of Marmite into a saucepan of baked beans while I am heating them up. Is this weird? ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stick a blob of Marmite into a saucepan of baked beans while I am heating them up. Is this weird? ......

Very Weird i thought Saucepans blew up in a Microwave

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

O dear

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

What is the world coming to if this OP is having a moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy - lay off the E numbers!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

This looks more like a single guy complaint than a couples

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

"I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this

But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!

When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has

That pretty much sums us up too, we don't expect the guy to be a performing seal for our amusement, its a full participation sport for all three of us !! And we have had amazing meets with single guys , and some that wasn't , but thats how it goes I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

Spot on. I too find it amusing. That said, I do believe it is a minority of couples who have this trait and have lost their grip on reality.

They are a vocal minority though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

The cold reality is that some guys will bend over backwards and that's why some of these couples behave in such a strange way.

Those couples obviously rarely get the kind of guy they really want as some of the posts they write and their profiles suggest.

Guys who are willing to bend over to that degree may be motivated by desperation. That desperation warps the 'reality' of this minority of couples even further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this

But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!

When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has

We do that too. I always ask what they (the person or people joining us) want to get out of the meet. What they want/ don't want, anything they want to try that we might be able to help with. Everyone has to be happy and have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders what padders has been on today,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stick a blob of Marmite into a saucepan of baked beans while I am heating them up. Is this weird? ......

I think you need to be in the Stories and Fantasy section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Crumpets n Marmite...Im a Sicko

Gary"

oops someone's post got hijacked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stick a blob of Marmite into a saucepan of baked beans while I am heating them up. Is this weird? ......

I think you need to be in the Stories and Fantasy section.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This looks more like a single guy complaint than a couples

shuttit 'single femile'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not sure i understand what the actual point is

Just humour him, he was on a roll this morning and he made me laugh

and she played with her fanny to, which was nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paddy - lay off the E numbers!!

No feed him more he funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is interesting !!! Curious to see if they keep this one open !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol"

I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol

I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.

Personally, I find it all rather amusing.

Perfection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

stop meeti_g couples, two singles meeting is much less hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

The solution is simple. Stick with us single women.

I wish.... In your case lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

stop meeti_g couples, two singles meeting is much less hassle

Ok NN...u gave the best offer, now lets exchange rings...could be painfull...mines piled xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol

I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong?

usernolongerobnsite says: I'll be back to lick up that tasty bald fluffhole xxxx

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

"not sure i understand what the actual point is"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not sure i understand what the actual point is

neither is he, great ur both easily confuddled lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy stop moaning ffs man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paddy stop moaning ffs man

how dare u...put luke on, I'm tired of dealing with ur domineering ways! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paddy stop moaning ffs man

how dare u...put luke on, I'm tired of dealing with ur domineering ways! x"

He is tied up at the moment so he can't come to the forums at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paddy stop moaning ffs man

how dare u...put luke on, I'm tired of dealing with ur domineering ways! x

He is tied up at the moment so he can't come to the forums at the moment!

cos ur cute and have a really tasty looking pussy, i will accept ur entrance x

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Just a thought, but if so many don't like it on here why are you here ? Do you sit at home and watch a crap television program you don't like or do you change the channel ? Do you continue to buy takeaway's from an establishment that continually delivers poor quality food or do you go somewhere else ?

The simple solution is go elsewhere.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought, but if so many don't like it on here why are you here ? Do you sit at home and watch a crap television program you don't like or do you change the channel ? Do you continue to buy takeaway's from an establishment that continually delivers poor quality food or do you go somewhere else ?

The simple solution is go elsewhere.

Just saying.

I don't believe anyone who has contributed to the thread has suggested they 'don't like it on here'. So who are the 'so many' that you're referring to?

Is it your imagination running wild?

Just asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol he is not making any good impresions here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol he is not making any good impresions here."

Who isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol he is not making any good impresions here.

Who isn't?

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the op I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol he is not making any good impresions here.

Who isn't?

the op I meant."

I found it like the answers quite funny but maybe that's just my humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure i understand what the actual point is"

Not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol he is not making any good impresions here.

Who isn't?

the op I meant.

I found it like the answers quite funny but maybe that's just my humour

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Yes it was quite fun as well lol x.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)

BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)

I've heard not only do you bend over backwards for the arshole hubby,but when push comes to shove,

your blowjobs are well good.

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