FabSwingers.com forum: balls in a marmite jar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were messing about last night and was given a bet that i could not get my balls into a large marmite jar, i won the bet but i cant get them back out,ive tried everything and i am thinking of getting the hamer out

any advice as its a bit uncomfortable getting my jeans on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advise yes

When you finally get them out DONT DO IT AGAIN lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common problem this one I have a large dog who helps with getting the rim wet this helps a lot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When i get them out i will either love them or hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this for real?????

maybe try sitting in a bath and soaping yer balls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me this is a wind up.

I for one wouldn't be mentioning it on a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the greatest marmite hate'er on fab anyway (see past posts)and also being set up with the stuff at socials cause a lot know i hate it with a passion

(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win

Then personally i dont think ya should even have a bloody marmite jar in ya house ta put ya balls in lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

panic over, i trapped the jar in a door and jumped backwards, if anyone is interested in buying some balls in a bottle, let me know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to lick the jar out as I love the stuff, but on this occasion I think I'll pass lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than a stray pube in your Marmite jar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a stray pube anywhere is a bit off-putting.

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Well at least you'll have fun washing the maramite off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or someone licking it off ...

even better

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By *oobCouple
over a year ago

Netherlands

pics ?

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Or someone licking it off ...

even better

OOOHH you pervert you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Common problem this one I have a large dog who helps with getting the rim wet this helps a lot...

The mind boggles!!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Common problem this one I have a large dog who helps with getting the rim wet this helps a lot...

The mind boggles!!

Hmmmmmm mine too. Large dog and rimming in the same sentence. Thats is soooooooooooooooo WRONG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or someone licking it off ...

even better

OOOHH you pervert you

Shhhhhhhhhhh

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Or someone licking it off ...

even better

OOOHH you pervert you

Shhhhhhhhhhh

Too late thats cats out the bag now hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"panic over, i trapped the jar in a door and jumped backwards, if anyone is interested in buying some balls in a bottle, let me know lol"

LOL ..... I laughed out loud .. Good one !

How much are they ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"We were messing about last night and was given a bet that i could not get my balls into a large marmite jar, i won the bet but i cant get them back out,ive tried everything and i am thinking of getting the hamer out

any advice as its a bit uncomfortable getting my jeans on

lmao

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"panic over, i trapped the jar in a door and jumped backwards, if anyone is interested in buying some balls in a bottle, let me know lol"

double lmao lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win

who would do such a thing to our darling shorty, tell me hun and ill give them a good spanking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fooking chuckling like a nutter here, but what the fook were you doing to even think about sticking your bollocks in a jar?

was this "boys night" bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and it had to be LARGE marmite jar, didn't it, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is straight off one of them 1960s seaside postcards innit? I can picture the guy wincing with his knees knocking together and tears squirting out of his eyes with the vicar peering over the fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Common problem this one I have a large dog who helps with getting the rim wet this helps a lot...

The mind boggles!!

Hmmmmmm mine too. Large dog and rimming in the same sentence. Thats is soooooooooooooooo WRONG

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong: gawd!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!

wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????

def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!

wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????

def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx

Well i don't know about up the arse as i have never tried! All that salt, yeast and spices i suspect may sting a little. As for balls in jar well its either small balls or butter and a plunger to get them in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!

wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????

def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx

Back in ya box ya marmite loving heathen

Destroy the devils brew

Ya all going to hell in a handcart xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!

wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????

def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx

Back in ya box ya marmite loving heathen

Destroy the devils brew

Ya all going to hell in a handcart xxx

Well i went there on a bus but all they had was bovril so i got a return. Bovril is the pits you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win

who would do such a thing to our darling shorty, tell me hun and ill give them a good spanking!!

Oh Kat i wonder lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite man get back in ya jar before i tell her ya been out lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite man get back in ya jar before i tell her ya been out lol xx

Pictorial evidence says it wont fit in the ferkin jar! I HAVE tried you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Common problem this one I have a large dog who helps with getting the rim wet this helps a lot...

Bet he thinks it's a jar of Bounce Meaty Chunks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So many nutters on here i have absolutly no idea if this is a true story or made up pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite man get back in ya jar before i tell her ya been out lol xx

Pictorial evidence says it wont fit in the ferkin jar! I HAVE tried you know

Can just about fit mine in a Dulux paint tin....bloody tight fit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many nutters on here i have absolutly no idea if this is a true story or made up pmsl"

i think this is the sequel to 1man1jar..should we google 1man1marmitejar???????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Marmite man get back in ya jar before i tell her ya been out lol xx

Pictorial evidence says it wont fit in the ferkin jar! I HAVE tried you know

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i hope that jar was empty ....wasting marmite is an offence in itself worthy of a fab punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats debatable _emmefatale marmite you either love it or hate it

oh i have an idea you could smash the jar with a realy realy big mallet nothing could go wrong. (sorry sarcasm button is broke) oh but he bright side of if it does go wrong is you wont be able to get your balls stuck in anything again

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