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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A chocolate fireguard.

One legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Tits on a fish.

Anyone got anymore, maybe FAB related if your feeling inventive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ash tray on back of motor bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits on a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fart in a hurricane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screen door on a submarine.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Chocolate condom

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

A third nipple !!!

A non inflatable vibrating inflatable butt plug !!!

AAA batteries when really you need AA's !!!

A mains powered deluxe wand when you are in a flower filled sunny meadow !!!

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

A chocolate teapot

A wet paper bag

My ex husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second hand tampax !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A second hand tampax !"

Dracula's teabag

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"A second hand tampax !

Dracula's teabag "

used sanitary towel = draculas packed lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fat kid on a see-saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as much use as non-alcoholic beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a single mans profile on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fart in a collander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crowd control at a 'ladies night'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

de-icer in the Sahara!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

trap door in a canoe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny Dyer in a Talent Contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if chocolate fireguards are useless....... then what about coffee tables?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are as much use as a condom machine in a Vatican.

You are as much use as a chocolate teapot in a sauna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"ash tray on back of motor bike "

c'mon.. everyone know the Ash-Tray goes at the front !!!

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By *oldenknobMan
over a year ago

glasgow

A plastic rain coat in the golden shower.s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock at a Pink concert.

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By *oldenknobMan
over a year ago

glasgow

As much use as a hole in a condom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the film Top Secret! :

A truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny in funny girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a concrete parachute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A member of parliament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lead balloon

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

A eunuch at an orgy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are as much use as David Cameron as prime minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb

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