FabSwingers.com forum: Picking on minorities

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in

I am going to pick in one specific minority group.

Midgets!

Yeah, little people!

Pixies elves, dwarves too!

All small people!

Yah! Boo! Sucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry!

Xmas is over.

They're all back in Lapland with Santa!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Mean! It's not easy being little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be so elf centered! it's not big and it's not clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midgets give the best blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this thread - you'd better hide from certain forumites coming to the social too!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

snow white never complained lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midgets give the best blow jobs "

Thats gobblins mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!!! You wanker!! I'm still here you know!! I haven't gone anywhere..

...i'd fist ya with that suited and booted fist of yours!

...oh, you don't mean me lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you'd better watch out in February. We may be small but we have boobs and we will deny you any access to them!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Oi! I can't help being little, so bugger off yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear OP

what have you started

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

kill them all i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a mini-rant OP?

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Ok so I had a few days off over christmas but what did I miss?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this a mini-rant OP?

You are just as bad: oppressor of short-arses everywhere. I'll take my heels of next time we meet to make it easier for me to bite you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so I had a few days off over christmas but what did I miss?

Everybody hates everybody apart from the 30 people who love each other and hate everyone else. Business as usual really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a mini-rant OP?

You are just as bad: oppressor of short-arses everywhere. I'll take my heels of next time we meet to make it easier for me to bite you.

You were wearing heels!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You might mock me now, but you will all be looking up to me at the social!

Pah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be so elf centered! it's not big and it's not clever!

Oi, I think some PORG'S (Persons of restricted growth) will take offence at this post.

You don't have to be big to be clever!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this a mini-rant OP?

You are just as bad: oppressor of short-arses everywhere. I'll take my heels of next time we meet to make it easier for me to bite you.

You were wearing heels!!!

You see how angry I am? I missed an f off my off! I'd best use that f elsewhere and soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I put in an order for argos books for you all?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You might mock me now, but you will all be looking up to me at the social!

Pah

I will be looking past you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hobbits

Hobbitses

Don't get me started on hobbits

Hairy toed feckers

Always going off on adventures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could turn into a cracking little thread......but I'm not sure it's got the legs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This could turn into a cracking little thread......but I'm not sure it's got the legs!

Hmmm! I think I can outpace you.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's the little ones you have to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank heavens for small mercies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in

I am going to pick in one specific minority group.

Midgets!

Yeah, little people!

Pixies elves, dwarves too!

All small people!

Yah! Boo! Sucks!

I'm a bit of a midget

bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a midget . . . but I grew out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sexual harassment if a midget says your hair smells good?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I used to be a midget . . . but I grew out of it

You're not so big I couldn't get you over my knees for a spanking either, missy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played miniature golf with a midget once.

Of course he just called it golf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave a mushroom to a midget and said "Grow Mario! Grow!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/12/13 19:58:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/12/13 19:58:49]"

What classes as a midget?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/12/13 19:58:49]

What classes as a midget?

When you walk into a mini bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to be a midget . . . but I grew out of it

You're not so big I couldn't get you over my knees for a spanking either, missy.

Can I watch this please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Obi_Fox, you two are in trouble now. I never forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on..."

I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I used to be a midget . . . but I grew out of it

You're not so big I couldn't get you over my knees for a spanking either, missy.

Can I watch this please

You are persona non grata.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obi_Fox, you two are in trouble now. I never forget."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appreciate the little things. Hug a midget

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...

I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know

A less well endowed man told me that once

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It must be difficult for the overly tall people. Their brains are the same size as ours but it has to work extra hard powering all that excess height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

I'm a size 3 too. I love my little feet. I don't have fat stubby toes or those scary long prehensile ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...

I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know

A less well endowed man told me that once

According to your profile, you're straight.

Busted!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.

Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.

Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way."

I did! Thanks!

Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.

Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way.

I did! Thanks!

Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less!

I don't need big hands to tweak your nipples really hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.

Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way.

I did! Thanks!

Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less!

I don't need big hands to tweak your nipples really hard.

Just a box to stand on to reach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the feeling this will be a short fight!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you see what you have unleashed? I am a pacifist and now I am hitting people and tweaking their nipples. This is what happens when you incite intolerance and hatred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We may be short. But we'd have you by the balls.

So, best be careful!!

...O Please Me! Leave my Argos book alone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet

Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!

Only one problem Obi, my kind of shoes you don't find in the 'kids' section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, you see what you have unleashed? I am a pacifist and now I am hitting people and tweaking their nipples. This is what happens when you incite intolerance and hatred.

Maybe we should stop - this was meant to be a little bit of fun. Somebody's bound to go over the top soon!

*if they can find a ladder!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

I'm a size 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

I'm a size 9

I'm not saying the size of my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

I'm a size 9

I'm not saying the size of my feet.

Go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...

I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know

A less well endowed man told me that once

According to your profile, you're straight.

Busted!!

"
isaid he told me, he didn't show me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am little too.

The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !

I'm a size 9

I'm not saying the size of my feet.

Go on

Get me some chicken and i will...and no, it's not because i can't reach the counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you."

Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!

And who's beneath me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be difficult for the overly tall people. Their brains are the same size as ours but it has to work extra hard powering all that excess height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you.

Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!

And who's beneath me?

Dobby from Harry Potter. Enjoy his soft skin Obi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

BA boom tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you.

Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!

And who's beneath me?

Dobby from Harry Potter. Enjoy his soft skin Obi.

'Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be Happy and its perfectly acceptable to call me it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

BA boom tish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.

*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!

BA boom tish

STOP doing that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It could have been a fairy thread

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Minchin, Prejudice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you search for 'a little porn' will you get midgets at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in

I am going to pick in one specific minority group.

Midgets!

Yeah, little people!

Pixies elves, dwarves too!

All small people!

Yah! Boo! Sucks!

Finally, someone confronting the little issues of the day!

Il'l get my coat now......taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youuuuuuu bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I go first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?"

Any time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?

Any time.

You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I be the meat in that sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?

Any time.

You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.

Aww

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I used to date an oriental midget

His name was Tai Nee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?

Any time.

You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.

They're 'honorary' strawberry blondes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

When shall we start with you then?

Any time.

You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.

They're 'honorary' strawberry blondes!

Caz is blue. I'm fish batter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!

Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!

...but they're gorgeous.

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Everone in FAB land has to be perfect don't you know. If not the FAB perfect army will belittle them at every oportunity.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Everone in FAB land has to be perfect don't you know. If not the FAB perfect army will belittle them at every oportunity."

Ya das is so!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lord it's hard to be humble.

When i'm perfect in every way......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snow white never complained lol"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Everone in FAB land has to be perfect don't you know. If not the FAB perfect army will belittle them at every oportunity."

I've been waiting for that word to be played. They are not belittle (that's a banned word now) they are enlarging the difference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Small detail

Or minor detail if you are being a MITE picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious. "

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious. "

...you need to hang around with me more often.

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By *oveitCouple
over a year ago

cleethorpes

God. small minded people .it .........them midgets are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Height elitism is such a step above others for some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Are you kidding me?

It's just a little joke ok

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Are you kidding me?

It's just a little joke ok"

When I read that this was a joke, I wasn't Happy mind you I wasn't Grumpy or Sneezy or .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Height elitism is such a step above others for some

Or one giant leap

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in

I am going to pick in one specific minority group.

Midgets!

Yeah, little people!

Pixies elves, dwarves too!

All small people!

Yah! Boo! Sucks!

Finally, someone confronting the little issues of the day!

Il'l get my coat now......taxi!"

OP - you brought a little bit of sunshine into my living room. I thank you

Julie x

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over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Are you kidding me?

It's just a little joke ok"

I think it went right over her head.

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over a year ago

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Are you kidding me?

It's just a little joke ok

I think it went right over her head."

We'll see how tall you are once you take those heels off!

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over a year ago

I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world.

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over a year ago

"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world. "

I'm really sorry but that made me snort.

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over a year ago

"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world. "

...those oompa loompa's are freaky.

But, then again. It's all that fake tan they had on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought it was gravy browning

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world. "

Is that why you stood me up?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.

They are all serious. This is a serious subject.

Height elitism is such a step above others for some

Or one giant leap

Careful Missy. I am at your nearest service station right now. I know the secret of your black box.

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over a year ago

"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world.

Is that why you stood me up?"

She told me she had put you on a pedestal

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