FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy talk that's not so sexy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'mmmmmmmm' is never remotely erotic

also, whenever someone refers to a vagina as 'juicy' I always shudder a little

There, you say some now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'mmmmmmmm' is never remotely erotic

also, whenever someone refers to a vagina as 'juicy' I always shudder a little

There, you say some now"

lol pmsl, you're a right funny fucker. You're right, when i get an mmmmmmmmmmmmm I also think wtf especially as some people do it every other message.

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Bewdley

" you're a really nice guy, a good friend to have!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina

Titties

Shaft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to smash the granny out of you x"

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By *armersWoman
over a year ago

castle bromwich

I'm going to wee all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mummy ok? Otherwise I will need a whole new chat up vocabulary

"I say" and cor look at those thrupennies are already taken

And "suck a large un" is too sophisticated for my target choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throbbing member. veiny shaft. sloppy pussy. All phrases that when i read them make me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the feck did mummy come from? I said mmm

Fuggin autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do say 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm' its usually followed by tthe bite of a lip though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I sometimes like to refer to a vagina as a 'spadger'

for my own amusement more than anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

norks,, most un sexy word ever surely. i laugh when i see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to fuck your bottom with my penis.

NOT SEXY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm for me, dry as bone syndrome after that...I can't continue,due to another site, I find it a bit false

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence with Panties in it

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to smash your back doors in? Wtf

And I'd like to smash your face in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saying 'noshing off' in reference to a blowjob

Instant flacidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smash your back doors in first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not like the rest.. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do sexy/ dirty talk never sounds right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge and tallywhacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do sexy/ dirty talk never sounds right lol "

think im better and speaking it rather than typing it.. but ive a farmer accent so guys end up laughing at me lol

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you""

Eeek! Wtf? Ewww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am going to ruin...

your bed sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i do say 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm' its usually followed by tthe bite of a lip though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I smash your back doors in first?

Do whatttt oh my Lordy! Ill smash your face in first and see if your still capable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i do say 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm' its usually followed by tthe bite of a lip though.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your cock pocket round this!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you""

I forgot about that one. Any brag about ow amazing they are in bed just makes me delete them. Also "You've never met a guy like me!" Again, not interested.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you"

Eeek! Wtf? Ewww

i have had this message quite a lot. Each time from someone who seems to think they are being original and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna give you a face like a plasterer's radio!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Anything with the word moist. Errrrrrrgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist......yuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I smash your back doors in first?

Do whatttt oh my Lordy! Ill smash your face in first and see if your still capable

it doesn't work as well that way round

How about? "I'm gonna destroy your flange later!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with the word moist. Errrrrrrgh"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Mmmmmm sexy panties nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you"

Eeek! Wtf? Ewww

i have had this message quite a lot. Each time from someone who seems to think they are being original and funny."

Seriously oh dear yes that's hilarious! And males wonder why they get nowhere on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do sexy/ dirty talk never sounds right lol

think im better and speaking it rather than typing it.. but ive a farmer accent so guys end up laughing at me lol "
Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fist you further than Rod ever did with Emu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do sexy/ dirty talk never sounds right lol

think im better and speaking it rather than typing it.. but ive a farmer accent so guys end up laughing at me lol "

I type better than I talk I get the giggles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm sexy panties nom nom

im gonna dismantle this big mac and make you much the cheese from my very own meaty burger as i use the gherkins on my nipples to give them that pickle taste..

devour me ryan... savour my baps and then cover me in your very own home made sauce. Leave me full and satisfied

hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer" - makes me want to be sick

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think all sexy talk is pretty hilarious and ripe for pissing about with.

I can't do it, as I always want to go off on a tangent. 'Let me suck on your baseball bat of a cock. Give me your rounders bat. I want to lick your love pencil. You've got a lovely splinter....' etc.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Mmmmmm sexy panties nom nom

im gonna dismantle this big mac and make you much the cheese from my very own meaty burger as i use the gherkins on my nipples to give them that pickle taste..

devour me ryan... savour my baps and then cover me in your very own home made sauce. Leave me full and satisfied

hahahah "

you've desecrated my tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to make mincemeat of your pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am instantly turned off by chaps who say " i am going to ruin you""

Mines already ruined! My virgin days are LONG behind me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it's going to look like the neck end of a Christmas turkey when I'm done with you x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Mmmmmm sexy panties nom nom

Clever, combining two threads.

Applause.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The worst I have heard is 'I wanna rip your cunt'. Hmmm, no thank you. Also had 'I'll fuck you till you bleed'. Again, had to decline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frothing at the gash!

(inspired by the site of a jacket potato in a halogen oven!)

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

""I'm going to make mincemeat of your pussy" "

Anything involving pussy, leave my cats alone you pervert!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

""I'm going to make mincemeat of your pussy"

Anything involving pussy, leave my cats alone you pervert!"

I wonder if anyone has ever said, 'I'm going to make your pussy feel like its' had a weekend in Battersea dogs home.'?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

""I'm going to make mincemeat of your pussy"

Anything involving pussy, leave my cats alone you pervert!

I wonder if anyone has ever said, 'I'm going to make your pussy feel like its' had a weekend in Battersea dogs home.'?

Don't give them tips Tina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think yous are being a bit harsh!

Surley if its heartfelt, honest filth,? Then, another persons desires are always sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this today: "I make 9 out of 10 women squirt, fact"

Ok mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been much good at dirty sexy talk...erotic sensual chat so much more alluring I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any sentence with Panties in it

Gary"

ha ha yeah panties . That word reminds me of big granny knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge. Urghhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge. Urghhhh lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I smash your back doors in first?

Do whatttt oh my Lordy! Ill smash your face in first and see if your still capable

it doesn't work as well that way round

How about? "I'm gonna destroy your flange later!"

Flange oh now your talking, stick it in me big boy!!

FFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm going to make mincemeat of your pussy"

Anything involving pussy, leave my cats alone you pervert!

I wonder if anyone has ever said, 'I'm going to make your pussy feel like its' had a weekend in Battersea dogs home.'?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pussy, kebab, axe wound and many others

Norks

Pork Sausage

Smashing back doors

Ruining me

Heavy cummer

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