FabSwingers.com forum: Simple things you have never done

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never had a subway

greggs

only had kfc once and that was when i was 40

Never watched or read harry potter (hence why im on here today)

Never watched a james bond movie

Never been to a shop and bought a packet of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went into a shop and not spent anythin lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never worn a bra (honestly)

Never asked for assistance when purchasing tampons either.

Never stroked a lion, although stroked unknown number of pussies

Never watched any of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Search-for-prat shows

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

never been on a moving motorbike

never seen a star wars film

never smoked

strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"never been on a moving motorbike

never seen a star wars film

never smoked

strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!"

Ive never seen a star wars or star trek movie either. Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"never been on a moving motorbike

never seen a star wars film

never smoked

strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!

exactly...or having jelly put where its never been meant to go - well not rowntrees strawberry flavour anyhow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never been on a moving motorbike

never seen a star wars film

never smoked

strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!

You've never asked for party balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had Sprite128 or Diamondsmiles and it sounds like I have missed out big time!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've never had Sprite128 or Diamondsmiles and it sounds like I have missed out big time!

Have to go to the gloucester social then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way that does not mean I regard either of you as simple things!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"By the way that does not mean I regard either of you as simple things!"

lol, where definetly not simple well sprite isnt lol. I just looked at your profile 4 meets in 9 weeks are you sure you would be able to fit us in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never gone into a chemist, asked for a toothbrush and come out with a 12 ack of Durex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I just looked at your profile 4 meets in 9 weeks are you sure you would be able to fit us in lol"

Well actually it was 2 meets and 4 couples.

When I last went in to buy some condoms I asked the young lady for some of those things men are embarrassed to ask for and I dont mean tampons, and quick as a flash she said with a smile - oh you must mean pile cream.

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms

exactly...or having jelly put where its never been meant to go - well not rowntrees strawberry flavour anyhow!

more details please ladies... Tee Hee

I'm all excited now... Isn't your chuff a bit of a warm place to try and get jelly to set?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

NEVER HAD SEX!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never driven a car on a British motorway.

I've never walked into a pub on my own.

I've never said no to KFC!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Never watched the Queens speech

Never watched or read Harry Potter either

Never been in a bookies

Never looked at Facebook or anything similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.

(John Cooper Clarke)

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By *unandgames22Couple
over a year ago

dundee

we have never saw any of the lord of the rings films or read the books. mrs funandgames has never saw any bond films either

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

never watched the godfather,or any gangster films.

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow

never done a shit without doing a pee

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Voted for a mainstream party

Been to Ireland

Eaten aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

never watched X Factor, BGT, The ballroom dancy programme, Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, any of the find me a whoever they looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."

arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had to go on a diet. I am lucky and can eat what i want without putting on weight. I do go to the gym 5 times a week though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been kissed...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx"

charlene lol, showing my age again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx

charlene lol, showing my age again.

cheers!! it was on magic the other day ! wonder if she ever got to me?? hope she wasnt usin british airways lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx

charlene lol, showing my age again.

Just pretend you first heard it on Desperate Housewives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx

charlene lol, showing my age again.

Just pretend you first heard it on Desperate Housewives!

dont actually watch it!! but looking forward to cougar town it looks funny! x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

omg ive just looked it up. 1976 it was recorded how can i remember that when i wasnt born then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"omg ive just looked it up. 1976 it was recorded how can i remember that when i wasnt born then

False memory syndrome

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"omg ive just looked it up. 1976 it was recorded how can i remember that when i wasnt born then

i saw her sing it at some church thing at sll souls in london...not sure how as i wasnt born then either

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never posted on a forum about stuff ive mever done ,,,, oh and ive never been in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Never choked the chicken.....

Ok well maybe I have spanked the monkey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never done glodie hawn,but i can dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple things i have never done Mmmmm let me think

Oh yes some of the pissy posse lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Simple things i have never done Mmmmm let me think

Oh yes some of the pissy posse lol xx

pmfsl nothing simple about the pissy posse, some of their knickers are harder to get into than fork knox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple things i have never done Mmmmm let me think

Oh yes some of the pissy posse lol xx

pmfsl nothing simple about the pissy posse, some of their knickers are harder to get into than fork knox

Point made lol "fork knox" xxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Simple things i have never done Mmmmm let me think

Oh yes some of the pissy posse lol xx

pmfsl nothing simple about the pissy posse, some of their knickers are harder to get into than fork knox

Point made lol "fork knox" xxxxx

whoops lol freidian slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never posted on a forum about stuff ive mever done ,,,, oh and ive never been in love

awwwwwww a sad face xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never had a subway

Ive never "had" a subway either with the size of my cock i likes em tight lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres alot of smelling mastikes on this fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never:

ridden a motorbike

had sex in a swimming pool

been to a lot of places of interest

watches Strickly, Pop Idol, X Factor or similar "reality" programmes

eaten insects except worms

etc...

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