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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not only that but consuming intoxicating liquids

I could pass out or I may flirt outrageously with the majority of you

Im not going to lie - it may not be pretty either way

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened to me recently, but it was rum and it all went horribly wrong...Hic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too!

Superb ... I quite like this feeling

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This happened to me recently, but it was rum and it all went horribly wrong...Hic. "

Ah not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in bed you naughty ,naughty girls !!!!!!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol "

Lock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to do the same...

Let the fun begin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful, you may some need personal care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol "

Hahahahaha LICK up your sons

Oh thats made me snort and laugh - Im dead sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happens to me all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol "

That just sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread may turn me to drink!

The beer in the fridge is crying out for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol

That just sounds wrong"

Hahahaha it made me laugh

Super

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What happens if you pass out mid flirt? Do we send a medic or a hunk?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol

That just sounds wrong"

I know lol I just spat out me drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear lick up your sons floro is on the sauce lol "

Lol at this ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking vodka and may start on the tia maria. I'm not alone or single I'd extend a Invitation otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens if you pass out mid flirt? Do we send a medic or a hunk?

Both - hell why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was going to reply to each person . . you know be the excellent host

But its hopeless - Im still nice though I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drank far too much over the last couple of days!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've drank far too much over the last couple of days!!

Excellent Ill flirt with you too

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we are all on the sauce tonight

and why the hell not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we are all on the sauce tonight

and why the hell not

I agree

Although the more I drink the less sense the voices are making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not only that but consuming intoxicating liquids

I could pass out or I may flirt outrageously with the majority of you

Im not going to lie - it may not be pretty either way

Go for it, it is Christmas after all

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What happens if you pass out mid flirt? Do we send a medic or a hunk?

Both - hell why not

We'll marshall a task force just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Oh and me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not only that but consuming intoxicating liquids

I could pass out or I may flirt outrageously with the majority of you

Im not going to lie - it may not be pretty either way

Go for it, it is Christmas after all

That was yesterday .. sssshhh now and get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens if you pass out mid flirt? Do we send a medic or a hunk?

Both - hell why not

We'll marshall a task force just in case.

You take caring to the next level - I salute now because I may not be able to later

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me "

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son"

28 you say??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered...."

Hahaha ok Ill take the 35 to 45s

Im ready for you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered....

Hahaha ok Ill take the 35 to 45s

Im ready for you all

Perfect ... We make a good team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered....

Hahaha ok Ill take the 35 to 45s

Im ready for you all

Perfect ... We make a good team

I reckon we do

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have you all finished licking lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you all finished licking lol"

Nope ... I could lick all day

That sounds wrong

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Have you all finished licking lol

Nope ... I could lick all day

That sounds wrong"

I've blocked blokes for saying that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you all finished licking lol

Nope ... I could lick all day

That sounds wrong

I've blocked blokes for saying that

But I mean it .. I really really do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, the best responseto a man that says he can lick you all day / all night is ...

"Come back to me when you've learned to do it properly."

i shall never forget that message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, the best responseto a man that says he can lick you all day / all night is ...

"Come back to me when you've learned to do it properly."

i shall never forget that message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered...."
hhhhmmm

Locks up my son next time he is in kent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know what or who just spoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wine

but sat across from my daughter so nipping in and out

Trollop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

oooo hold on he sounds yummy

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

he's far away....he's probably safe from my clutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what or who just spoke

Shakes flo lol put your clothes back on woman!

Or come hither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

oooo hold on he sounds yummy

Oh Christ now what have I done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

he's far away....he's probably safe from my clutches

maybe he may come in handy for blackmail purposes hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

Ha bottie you are encourageable..

Hmmm locks up my 28 yr old innocent son

28 you say??

I did hottie

I don't suppose he has dark hair, blue eyes and is a car mechanic is he??

Erm bottie he's a spark... And blue eyes and yes... Lol but oi I know you young lady... X

oooo hold on he sounds yummy

Oh Christ now what have I done?

Its all that licking sons malarky .. Im not at fault

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Licking sons sounds perfectly acceptable behaviour to me...

I see nothing wrong with it as long as they are over 35

Nooooo 25

Nooooooooooooooo too young for me

Ok I've got the 25-35 year olds covered....hhhhmmm

Locks up my son next time he is in kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wine

but sat across from my daughter so nipping in and out

Trollop

Oooops says her

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Have you passed out already Floro?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you passed out already Floro?. "

No she's on another thread lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So licking, drinking and flirting, this is our type of party, what's the dress code

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you passed out already Floro?. "

Hahahaha no Im still with it .. although walking to the loo was amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you passed out already Floro?.

No she's on another thread lol!"

I was .. I am ... I am .. I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wine

but sat across from my daughter so nipping in and out

Trollop

Oooops says her

Erm I'm innocence personified

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So licking, drinking and flirting, this is our type of party, what's the dress code

fully clothed we aren't the typical cliche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you passed out already Floro?.

No she's on another thread lol!

I was .. I am ... I am .. I was

Oh lord

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"So licking, drinking and flirting, this is our type of party, what's the dress code

Errrrm....pj's??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cracked open the JD hehe this may be a fun night after all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?"

You have me mistaken .. I don't do hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?

You have me mistaken .. I don't do hats

The evidence has been destroyed !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?

You have me mistaken .. I don't do hats

The evidence has been destroyed ! "

Did I ever do hats ?? I may have to think

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Am on the wine. Half a bottle of asti I'm anybodies! A whole bottle and I am lethal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am on the wine. Half a bottle of asti I'm anybodies! A whole bottle and I am lethal x"

Ooo let me know when you are on half bottle and Ill make my move

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not only that but consuming intoxicating liquids

I could pass out or I may flirt outrageously with the majority of you

Im not going to lie - it may not be pretty either way

How YOU doin'?

I'm on the alcohol 2nite too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?

You have me mistaken .. I don't do hats

The evidence has been destroyed !

Did I ever do hats ?? I may have to think "

Yep you had an avatar with a sombrero on....long time ago and in my previous life !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happened to all the hats you used to wear flo ?

You have me mistaken .. I don't do hats

The evidence has been destroyed !

Did I ever do hats ?? I may have to think

Yep you had an avatar with a sombrero on....long time ago and in my previous life ! "

oooooooo the cowboy hat ... oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't started drinking tonight but if it gets me some flirting I may have to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't started drinking tonight but if it gets me some flirting I may have to start

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Am on the wine. Half a bottle of asti I'm anybodies! A whole bottle and I am lethal x

Ooo let me know when you are on half bottle and Ill make my move

Half bottle gone so I choose carefully who I fuck so sexy ladies o yessss. Lovely men ooo yes.

Full bottle and could be shagging anything and dont care lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo errr this room is full on I'm not sure I'm up to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am on the wine. Half a bottle of asti I'm anybodies! A whole bottle and I am lethal x

Ooo let me know when you are on half bottle and Ill make my move

Half bottle gone so I choose carefully who I fuck so sexy ladies o yessss. Lovely men ooo yes.

Full bottle and could be shagging anything and dont care lol xxx"

Hahahaha ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo errr this room is full on I'm not sure I'm up to it"

Hush and get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't started drinking tonight but if it gets me some flirting I may have to start

Where are you planning to put those thumbs??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm gonna make this my last one....prob up early tomorrow with the wee one x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ooo errr this room is full on I'm not sure I'm up to it

Hush and get naked "

Don't scare him. He says he's not sure he's "up" to it. You'll have him unable to get "up" for it if you spook him.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Neaps...drop em and spread.

Tongue...stick it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had better call it a night soon!

Some of us have work tomorrow! Luke on the other hand doesn't! ( lucky bugger)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive lost the plot if I ever had it to start with

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had better call it a night soon!

Some of us have work tomorrow! Luke on the other hand doesn't! ( lucky bugger)

Neither do I... Oh Lukey!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ive lost the plot if I ever had it to start with

You never had it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My excuse is I have work in the morning, makes a quiet exit....don't stay up too late ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it where? Nowhere near Neaps while he's spreading hopefully haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive lost the plot if I ever had it to start with

You never had it lol

Aye that is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh loves a flirty thread...ooooshhh there's a few hotties here... Gets nekid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put amaretto in beer it's quite nice.

I have other elaborate cocktails up my trouser sleeve if anyone cares for an exciting concocktion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in the nakedness

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had better call it a night soon!

Some of us have work tomorrow! Luke on the other hand doesn't! ( lucky bugger)

Neither do I... Oh Lukey!

You fancy keeping him company? He's off till the second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in the nakedness

Feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol"

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the blue liquor.. Bols blue?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail? "

It will remain there when I have another Halloween party lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is the blue liquor.. Bols blue? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

It will remain there when I have another Halloween party lol

Ohh damn I used to drink it with lemonade when I was a teeny bopper... I used to think it made me look posh at parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So licking, drinking and flirting, this is our type of party, what's the dress code

fully clothed we aren't the typical cliche

of course, there's nothing we like more than an evening in licking our pjs

who's for a top up?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Who wants _ruity cocktail s ??

I will lay on the floor ( as I can't fall off that) and cover myself with a variety of _ruit and everyone can feast off me. Plemty of me to go round xx

Who s in??

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail? "

Fruit COCKTAIL yay

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

Fruit COCKTAIL yay"

Fruit show me strawberries and I'm putty! Ohhhhh

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over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

Fruit COCKTAIL yay

Fruit show me strawberries and I'm putty! Ohhhhh

best i can do

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over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

Fruit COCKTAIL yay

Fruit show me strawberries and I'm putty! Ohhhhh

best i can do"

What is?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I have my own melons and small cherries. Peachy ass etc. So can supply all that x

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

Fruit COCKTAIL yay

Fruit show me strawberries and I'm putty! Ohhhhh

best i can do

What is?

Don't you recognise an approximate strawberry shape? Grantedi should have done more than one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have my own melons and small cherries. Peachy ass etc. So can supply all that x"

I can vouch for her melons and peaches. They looked ripe to me.

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over a year ago

"I've got a bottle of blue liqueur stuff it will be there till day dot lol

Chuck it in chops... Cocktail?

Fruit COCKTAIL yay

Fruit show me strawberries and I'm putty! Ohhhhh

best i can do

What is?

Don't you recognise an approximate strawberry shape? Grantedi should have done more than one. "

Ohhh sorry

looked more like a heart to me dear canis... Begging your pardon.

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over a year ago

"I have my own melons and small cherries. Peachy ass etc. So can supply all that x

I can vouch for her melons and peaches. They looked ripe to me.

Really? Lickety ohhh I say...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have my own melons and small cherries. Peachy ass etc. So can supply all that x

I can vouch for her melons and peaches. They looked ripe to me.

Really? Lickety ohhh I say...

I only looked. I don't think I squeezed the _ruit by a friend did and he was very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh a virtual _ruit smorgess board

Ohhh the possibilities are endless hmmmm

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's looking a lot like Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some skittles vodka I can chip in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's looking a lot like Christmas

The Baileys has gone but I have a little stuffy nose now

Got to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will everyone have a drink for me please. I don't drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in?!

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