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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ???" Can I cover you in gravy first? | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? " Rice pudding only ... | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... " Even better | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better " Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door  | |||
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes. " Chocolate & potatoes that's a random combo | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door "Perfect ... You can't run away! | |||
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes. Chocolate & potatoes that's a random combo "You should try it and get back to me! | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away! "Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy"I've never wanted you more | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more"I know .. Im fucking sexy like this  | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this "Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me" | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby "I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank | |||
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes. " Gotta love a bit of tubbiness on a guy. | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"Blimey, I'm off to the Ambrosia aisle for you misses, none of that Tesco cheap stuff for you! | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"My job here is done | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
Blimey, I'm off to the Ambrosia aisle for you misses, none of that Tesco cheap stuff for you!"Ah bless - thank you | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"Catchy tag line ~ 'need a wank pass the kerrygold'..... | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done "One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ... | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done
One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ..."Marigolds on - onesie - rice pudding ....... | |||
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"Horah Always like a curvy man Fancy a fuck curvster ??? Can I cover you in gravy first? Rice pudding only ... Even better Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done
One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ...
Marigolds on - onesie - rice pudding ....... "Ooooooh ahhhh! There's protein everywhere. Goodnight | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. " Now that's cruel. Had put it out of my mind, that Aldi stollen I did a 40 mile roundtrip for only for not to find any.  | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. " I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. Now that's cruel. Had put it out of my mind, that Aldi stollen I did a 40 mile roundtrip for only for not to find any. " I'm sorry. I'll see if I can find some with a use by date to February for you.
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. " Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard. | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard. " How many? | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard. How many? " Just one unopened pack. I still have two boxes of unopened chocolate cherry liqueurs too. | |||
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath... My stollen fest continues. I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard. How many? Just one unopened pack. I still have two boxes of unopened chocolate cherry liqueurs too. " I don't drink, but I'm unsure as to where I draw the line.. I'll eat desserts with alcohol in, I don't know how to treat liqueurs | |||
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