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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...boxing day sale!! Bring it on haha

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"...boxing day sale!! Bring it on haha

I only go to IKEA for their little hot dogs and their swedish meatballs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only go for tea lights and interesting glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only go for tea lights and interesting glasses.

I'm currently perusing the glasses. Spoilt for choice. Can't i just buy one of each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only go for tea lights and interesting glasses.

I'm currently perusing the glasses. Spoilt for choice. Can't i just buy one of each?

Absolutely!

It would be a cool and very individual 'set'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only go for tea lights and interesting glasses.

I'm currently perusing the glasses. Spoilt for choice. Can't i just buy one of each?

Absolutely!

It would be a cool and very individual 'set'.

..it'd be a rather strange set lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Course you can, none of my glasses match I just get one when I see one I like.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd love to see just what I had to do to get thrown out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Course you can, none of my glasses match I just get one when I see one I like. "

I don't know why i've ended up buying a small lamp. Just buying it because it's cheap lol

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I only go to IKEA for their little hot dogs and their swedish meatballs.....

I only go to get frustratingly lost.

Very Bad Santa

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By *exySwing3rsCouple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

15 minutes to get into the car park.

15 minutes to find parking.

10 minutes to walk upto the store.

15 minutes to walk around the maze to find the item.

1 minute to pick the item.

10 minutes to find the checkout.

20 minutes waiting in the queue to pay.

10 minutes to walk back to the car.

15 minutes to drive out of the car park.

Oh well, ample of time to keep peeking at Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15 minutes to get into the car park.

15 minutes to find parking.

10 minutes to walk upto the store.

15 minutes to walk around the maze to find the item.

1 minute to pick the item.

10 minutes to find the checkout.

20 minutes waiting in the queue to pay.

10 minutes to walk back to the car.

15 minutes to drive out of the car park.

Oh well, ample of time to keep peeking at Fabs

That's what i've been doing lol.

...had a trolley full. By the time i went to the checkout, i put all the items back. And came out with a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knew i did a thread about IKEA lol

Am off there now. Wish me luck!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Knew i did a thread about IKEA lol

Am off there now. Wish me luck!

Measure the floor to ceiling height before buying heavily discounted wardrobes!!

Just sayin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew i did a thread about IKEA lol

Am off there now. Wish me luck!

Measure the floor to ceiling height before buying heavily discounted wardrobes!!

Just sayin!!

From experience I imagine!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As the one near me is your closest one please pick up a bag of meatballs for me and a small kilner-like jar.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They had a competition recently where winners got to have an overnighter in their store

Just think of the possibilities to do some furniture testing

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Knew i did a thread about IKEA lol

Am off there now. Wish me luck!

Measure the floor to ceiling height before buying heavily discounted wardrobes!!

Just sayin!!

From experience I imagine!

Noooooooo!!!

Who'd be daft enough to do something that stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...boxing day sale!! Bring it on haha

An actual sale at IKEA?

How fucking cheap do you want it?..it's rock bottom as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been there once, found out there was no bar n buggered off

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)"

Why are they so far from public transport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weant to IKEA in 2012. I am still there. I could not find the exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I weant to IKEA in 2012. I am still there. I could not find the exit. "

I thought you just followed the arrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bristol ikea is awesome. you can get lost in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)

Why are they so far from public transport?"

Have you seen how big the stores out? That's a whole Zone added on the Underground lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)

Why are they so far from public transport?

Have you seen how big the stores out? That's a whole Zone added on the Underground lol

Still thinks it's not fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol IKEA is just down my area in Croydon, might get some hot dogs later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)

Why are they so far from public transport?"

They don't like it when you try and take Femmen Vag and Jerker home on the bus.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

I just go for the free tape measure's

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

NEVER go to Ikea on Boxing Day it is horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just go for the free tape measure's

They're not as useful as a Lynx can or Sky remote

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I weant to IKEA in 2012. I am still there. I could not find the exit. "

That's because the Southampton one is a spiral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love ikea, I'm always trying to persuade people to drive me there. (And preferably drive me home too, not just abandon me there)

Why are they so far from public transport?

Have you seen how big the stores out? That's a whole Zone added on the Underground lol

Still thinks it's not fair

You need to just give me a call. I'd take you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...boxing day sale!! Bring it on haha

I only go to IKEA for their little hot dogs and their swedish meatballs.....

me and the kids used to go for the that plus the dime bar cake for my son - always came back with wotnots - one thing was chocolate fingers shaped ice mould - have to say we have made good use of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been, and I don't intend to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I weant to IKEA in 2012. I am still there. I could not find the exit.

That's because the Southampton one is a spiral."

Let me out! 18 months I have been wandering around this bleeding store. I need a shower. And I cannot survive on meatballs.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

Went to Ikea on my birthday...yep boxing day. Went with my ex and I bought a dishwasher at half price...best thing I ever got when shopping with her.

On a slightly more fab note...I once wanked off a lady in one of the household displays. She stood behind me as we looked around and I massaged her clit through her jeans.

She nearly collapsed as she came and said it was the best thing she had ever got there.

Obviously never had the fish and chips then !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago before SAAB were taken over by GM and then went bust, I saw my favourite bit of clever billboard advertising right at the entrance to IKEA on the North Circular. An enormous red SAAB turbo was advertised with the words "not all good Swedish design comes flat packed"

Loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody seen the latest ad - where lady freefalls onto beds in the air - well made to look like that - makes me feel light headed and dizzy

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