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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Me either.

And I grew up in rural north Yorkshire - I could get excommunicated for that statement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never understood it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't he does and stops up till all hours watching it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently …

A leg spinner's prize weapon is an almost undetectable googly……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,

yeah, you may not like cricket, but the post title just took me back o going to watch 10cc the other week lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently …

Your silly mid wicket can become exposed bending over close to a batsman....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And there's more

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Men with hard balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently...

A polished ball makes it easier to swing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?"

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,

yeah, you may not like cricket, but the post title just took me back o going to watch 10cc the other week lol"

Along with quo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....

Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.

I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

We love cricket. The greatest sport ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.

I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.

they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Apparently...

A polished ball makes it easier to swing....

Don't forget the effect that roughing up the seams can have!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.

I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.

they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol"

Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifting the seam can give you more swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....

Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….

A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....

Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….

A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg...

Yeah but can always pull yourself round again.....

Boom-boom,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?

Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....

Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....

Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….

A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg...

Yeah but can always pull yourself round again.....

Boom-boom,,,,

You'll have me in creases...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.

I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.

they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol

Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.

Even the urn that they are presented with at the end of the ashes is a copy of the original, the proper one never leaves lords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That edged me at fine middle leg!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That edged me at fine middle leg!!

That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was recent news to me that to qiite a lot of people, not, it has to be said, Scottish people, it actually matters who wins. And people can get passionate about men whacking a ball. Well, takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.

I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.

they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol

Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.

Even the urn that they are presented with at the end of the ashes is a copy of the original, the proper one never leaves lords"

it should remain in the home of cricket

the Australians don't seem to mind.

to all the forumites who say they do not like cricket i say absolute poo pants the lot of you.

its a educated tactical grown up game that can be enjoyed anywhere and everywhere by old and young, rich or poor, black or white and by men and women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,

The very thought of it has drained me of all enthusiasm and I can't even be arsed to make cricket based pun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,

The very thought of it has drained me of all enthusiasm and I can't even be arsed to make cricket based pun."

Not even a very camp one?

That's hardly Cricket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any umpirical evidence it really is a load of balls?

Wonder if Swann, having pulled out, has to buy his own ticket home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swann swanned out with a little kiss & tell ....... just goes to show that contrary to popular belief; what a bunch of fucken wankers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I know someone who will agree with that sentiment lol Hx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking down the street

Concentratin' on truckn' rite.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That edged me at fine middle leg!!

That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.

Sacrilege!!!

Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That edged me at fine middle leg!!

That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.

Sacrilege!!!

Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs!

Only if you have bubble and squeak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That edged me at fine middle leg!!

That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.

Sacrilege!!!

Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs!

Only if you have bubble and squeak.

What, after the last couple of days? You're keen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was walking down the street

Concentratin' on truckn' rite....."

Shame they drive on the left ... bangggg.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That edged me at fine middle leg!!

That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.

Sacrilege!!!

Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs!

Only if you have bubble and squeak.

What, after the last couple of days? You're keen!!

I had roast beef yesterday, with sprouts, cabbage, beans and carrots and I have had cereal, fruit and chocolate liqueurs today. What's to worry about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Errrrrrrrrrrrm' - how about a methane combustion red alert?

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