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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.

Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

is the same size of a sky remote good??

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"is the same size of a sky remote good??"

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont see the point in using anything.

End of day you cant change the size of it and there will always be someone who is bigger..

Women are attracted more to your personality and looks than whats in your pants

Altho its an added bounus.. lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "
...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "

You should form a committee and evaluate all know cans, remotes, beer bottles and create a standard that would be used around the world, But apply for a grant to the EEC first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used."

They could just use a tape measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?"

is having more buttons on it than a sky remote wrong?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

is bein able to turn the tv over with it wrong.?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its when they use one of those mini can that makes me wonder...

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By *usseygerrCouple
over a year ago

southend

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By *usseygerrCouple
over a year ago

southend

we have cable and cables can be any length or thickness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.

Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is "

haha it seems we have just looked at the same profile.....

VO5

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?"

Depends if the person looking is after average, above average or a whopper I suppose?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.

Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is

haha it seems we have just looked at the same profile.....

VO5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?

Depends if the person looking is after average, above average or a whopper I suppose?"

*Goes to Burger King*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhaps the hair laquer makes it stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is the same size of a sky remote good??

The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.

But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "

Are you suggesting we adopt the Sky standard as unit of measure for penises?

Obviously it'd go

micro-Sky

mini-Sky

Sky

kilo-Sky

Mega-Sky

its a given that the average would be around 10 milli-skys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.

They could just use a tape measure."

Now there's an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to use an IKEA pencil.

...do you think that will catch on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to use an IKEA pencil.

...do you think that will catch on?

"

Why not, cocks aren't entirely dissimilar to flat pack - we advertise with pictures of the finished product, but that's not the state they arrive in, some assembly is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to use an IKEA pencil.

...do you think that will catch on?

Why not, cocks aren't entirely dissimilar to flat pack - we advertise with pictures of the finished product, but that's not the state they arrive in, some assembly is required."

*colours may vary

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