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"Easy 1. Chocolate 2. Sun tan lotion 3. Loo roll 4. mobile phone...there better be a bloody signal! 5. Peanut "aawwww shurup you!! fussy baby hahahahahahaha xx-peanut-feeling-a-little-flushed-lol-xx | |||
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes  "garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. " That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:- Sun tan lotion Shampoo ipod Big dildo spare battery | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. " f**ckinel PD your funny mate pmsl only you eh!! peanut | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:- Sun tan lotion Shampoo ipod Big dildo spare battery" only 1 battery?? why not 4 batteries and ya big dildo hahahahaha xxpeanutxx | |||
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
"no way five would have toothache though | |||
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
"There all already wearing diaphragms | |||
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
no way five would have toothache though":D | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:- Sun tan lotion Shampoo ipod Big dildo spare battery only 1 battery?? why not 4 batteries and ya big dildo hahahahaha xxpeanutxx" OK, wasn't sure a pack counted as one item! I'll take a crate of em then!! | |||
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vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx | |||
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be solar powered hair straightners vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx"Who's Joe Hart pray tell... | |||
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be solar powered hair straightners vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx"you said i could go ...!!!!!!! | |||
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be solar powered hair straightners vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!!"I LIED SUE ME XXX | |||
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be solar powered hair straightners vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!! I LIED SUE ME XXX"you said your just like a blow up doll and you couldnt be over inflated ...huh | |||
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be solar powered hair straightners vibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!! I LIED SUE ME XXX
well ur full ov hot air so why wud ya want me????? lol xx
you said your just like a blow up doll and you couldnt be over inflated ...huh" | |||
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"ur full ov hot air anyway u wudnt need me "at least you got a real football team under your name ...lmao | |||
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"ur full ov hot air anyway u wudnt need me
at least you got a real football team under your name ...lmao"bite me!!! | |||
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"ur full ov hot air anyway u wudnt need me
at least you got a real football team under your name ...lmao
bite me!!!"dont know where youve been babe .....pmsl | |||
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"sorry peanut i appologise for the temporary thread hijack " ignore him snuggles he just wants to be the centre ov my universe lol x | |||
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"sorry peanut i appologise for the temporary thread hijack " eh you 2 stop flirtin on my post gggrrrrrr go get a room hahahahahahahahaha peanut | |||
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"sorry peanut i appologise for the temporary thread hijack eh you 2 stop flirtin on my post gggrrrrrr go get a room hahahahahahahahaha peanut" PD started it easy tiger!!! lol xxx | |||
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"*Gok Wan's glasses (lets see how clever the fucker is about woman's clothes without them then) * A sheep * A couple of Pot Noddles * Zoe Wannamaker (yes yes I know she is ugly, but at least she won't say No, if I take a top bid, she will tell me to piss off and go and fuck a tree stump or something) * A Helicopter " hellicopters are handy BF you can come land on my boat and borrow my blow up doll | |||
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf "there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol | |||
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol"Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit | |||
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol
Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit "Yuk that is soo horrible ...not sure i want my island anywhere near yours lol | |||
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol
Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit
Yuk that is soo horrible ...not sure i want my island anywhere near yours lol "LOL oooh we know you do....you would be bored without me | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx" | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx" Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime " lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime " Yes, I'm the one with the big chopper not him!!! | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol" no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ..." That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol" you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOL | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOL" can i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOLcan i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx" nooo liam is too loud and leery ...and cant keep his mouth shut lol | |||
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOLcan i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx nooo liam is too loud and leery ...and cant keep his mouth shut lol " oh il be sitting on his face so u shouldnt worry xx | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. " Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!! | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!!" yeah PD trust you to be a greedy boy lol peanut | |||
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full. blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her condoms unless she was new out the box crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you suntan lotion Ipod. Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!!" errrn i am special ...i am allowed 6 ... ... | |||
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"Im taking Peanut off my list and adding PD instead lol"you can stay on my boat babe ....need a seat cover to wear all the bling ...innit | |||
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