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Murder for Money

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

there is a Rumour going round the Collectors community that Belly Button Fluff is being harvested and sold to the Chinese to be used for Eyebrow Plaiting.

This as we know is illegal under the European Union mandate Number 14 Million and 78, Subsection 42 Which was put into place to protect the Belly Button Faeries natural habitat.

A Two week Amnesty has been declared so that all harvested Fluff can be handed in to your local MP, In this Season of Goodwill please remember that Belly Button Faeries are for life not just for Christmas so give Generously.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I reckon I could set one of those plaiters up for life.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where's the money and murder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In short rub skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In short rub skin "
sorry nette and the sense of humour, please continue with him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Could you please elaborate on ' the season of goodwill ' ....... does this end on the twelfth day of Christmas ? I woujldn't like to be handing over a duvet cover full of fluff on Jan 6th only to discover that the amnesty was over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if the government plans to deploy a naval force?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if the government plans to deploy a naval force?"
read between his lines

I'm the direct one, he's ahem intelectual now lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I wonder if the government plans to deploy a naval force?"
.....you've got it on the button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an MI5 application form, solve the riddle and you'll get a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares if a few faeries were murdered?

Factory farming of belly button fluff is the only way forward.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Who cares if a few faeries were murdered?

Factory farming of belly button fluff is the only way forward. "

How can anyone in this day and age have this outdated and cruel attitude. BBF deserves to have had a free range life with no cruelty. I'm sorry but there is no way i could ever support an industry like that. Organic BBF farming is the only way forward. May all your BBF be a sort of greyeee browneeee blue... eeee

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Who cares if a few faeries were murdered?

Factory farming of belly button fluff is the only way forward. "

How can anyone in this day and age have this outdated and cruel attitude. BBF deserves to have had a free range life with no cruelty. I'm sorry but there is no way i could ever support an industry like that. Organic BBF farming is the only way forward. May all your BBF be a sort of greyeee browneeee blue... eeee

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you lot been on the Christmas sherry already??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"This is an MI5 application form, solve the riddle and you'll get a job.

"

Ah feck, I've used countless Bic biros filling out the wrong application form several times. MI6 never told me this, they were just happy to hear about my misdemeanors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper factory farmed fluff (fff) is always a nice blue shade.

Organic farmed fluff (off) has all sorts of impurities. Hence the grey/brown colour and rougher texture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's the money and murder?"
The Money is from the Illegal sale of Belly Button Fluff, The Murder is in taking away the Faeries Habitat.

As we all know they migrate for the winter down to the Groin area to Graze on Crabs and Lice but what is going to happen come spring when they return to to the Belly Button to Breed and find no Nesting Material ?

Gary

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

my bb seems to be over producing..is it because of fear???,the usual bbf is always there before a shower but amazing thing is that half hour after a shower the bbf is present once more.. does this mean my belly button fluff gland is over producing to make up for the discarded fluff or do all bb 's. operate the same?..remember belly button fluff isn't just for Christmas and if you look after it properly then who knows you might even be able to nest some birds in spring time..or better still save it up and fill a cushion. x x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the money and murder?The Money is from the Illegal sale of Belly Button Fluff, The Murder is in taking away the Faeries Habitat.

As we all know they migrate for the winter down to the Groin area to Graze on Crabs and Lice but what is going to happen come spring when they return to to the Belly Button to Breed and find no Nesting Material ?

There'll be a cuckoo living there!

Gary"

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