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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went and saw Santa - yes I bloody did !!!!

You are never too old to sit on a lap and ask for things

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did he give you one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he give you one?

"

He called me ' mature' and suggested Harry Styles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette"

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage "
all adds to a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh "

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo "
I do veal too lol..who cares I don't follow the leader lol..good laugh

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo "

You seem to be better at it than you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo

You seem to be better at it than you think"

Or maybe I was being ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo

You seem to be better at it than you think"
she does added entertainment lol...nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Sweet jesus

...i've been rubbing off on you

Now, where's my santa's outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo "

I beg to differ

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage "

Even though you deny it. It is your guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Santa mention me? Did he tell you if I'm getting what I asked for? How does he smell? Like pinewood?

You're so lucky

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Did Santa mention me? Did he tell you if I'm getting what I asked for? How does he smell? Like pinewood?

You're so lucky"

Haha, I can just FEEL the envy in this post.....you're obviously imagining it in every detail!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did Santa mention me? Did he tell you if I'm getting what I asked for? How does he smell? Like pinewood?

You're so lucky

Haha, I can just FEEL the envy in this post.....you're obviously imagining it in every detail!!"

I can only but imagine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Sweet jesus

...i've been rubbing off on you

Now, where's my santa's outfit?

"

No one gets me at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage all adds to a laugh

I don't do cheesy crap well .... or maybe I do ... oooo

I beg to differ "

Ssshhh ... I would rather poke my eyeballs out than people believe I like that kind of stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love sitting on a lap or across one is even better

Nette

I just re read my post - it sounds like a cheesy carry on film adage

Even though you deny it. It is your guilty pleasure "

Yes can't you tell

See .. I can't think of anything cheesy to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did Santa mention me? Did he tell you if I'm getting what I asked for? How does he smell? Like pinewood?

You're so lucky"

He called me ' MATURE' he nearly got a kick to his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you ask for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket "

Hahahahaha now that was amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping "

Oh sweet baby Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you ask for? "

Bradley Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping "

You have to shake it to see if it rattles.

If you don't like it then just toss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went and saw Santa - yes I bloody did !!!!

You are never too old to sit on a lap and ask for things

"

Would love to have you sitting on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping

You have to shake it to see if it rattles.

If you don't like it then just toss it

"

The present that just keeps on giving...

You one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went and saw Santa - yes I bloody did !!!!

You are never too old to sit on a lap and ask for things

Would love to have you sitting on my lap "

Hope you have strong legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket

Hahahahaha now that was amusing "
don't tell me you smiled before Xmas ???? Wonders will never cease xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket

Hahahahaha now that was amusing don't tell me you smiled before Xmas ???? Wonders will never cease xx"

I bloody did !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket

Hahahahaha now that was amusing don't tell me you smiled before Xmas ???? Wonders will never cease xx

I bloody did !!!!"
omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping

You have to shake it to see if it rattles.

If you don't like it then just toss it

The present that just keeps on giving...

You one "

I want a present right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went and saw Santa - yes I bloody did !!!!

You are never too old to sit on a lap and ask for things

Would love to have you sitting on my lap

Hope you have strong legs "

Never had any complaints about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on my lap

See if you can guess what I have wrapped up ready and waiting for you.

Give it a squeeze but no peeping

You have to shake it to see if it rattles.

If you don't like it then just toss it

The present that just keeps on giving...

You one

I want a present right now "

Lets see what we can pull from the chimney for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you ask for?

Bradley Cooper"

Can we share????

Plllleeeeaaaasssssseeeeeeeee !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ho ho ho ... my lap is free for anyone who feels like sitting on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you wouldn't meet me so I grew the beard ...send you the veri later and yes it was something in my pocket

Hahahahaha now that was amusing don't tell me you smiled before Xmas ???? Wonders will never cease xx

I bloody did !!!!omg "

I know ssshhhh

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