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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Post your rant here. (Non-serious only. People using the c-word will be ejected)

Bloody swizz. And after all the lovely messages I sent to, errrr, no-one actually. Oh well, I'll canvas for 2014.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it does show the folks with too much time on their hands!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crashes in to buy a drink for all the peeps in here and share a box of chocolates, but punches the air in happiness without thinking and exits stage left, pursued by a bear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Crashes in to buy a drink for all the peeps in here and share a box of chocolates, but punches the air in happiness without thinking and exits stage left, pursued by a bear

Oi you, out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!"

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

Bribes even!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right shall we crack open the cava & get the nibbles out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

What , to lonely old men, save em the postage to Thailand?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*"

Thanks. I really wanted to be the sexiest female PM as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right shall we crack open the cava & get the nibbles out?!"

Yes classy bar the door to the beautiful people

Lets get sloshed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't believe I came 3rd for sexiest female....I feel honoured

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Right shall we crack open the cava & get the nibbles out?!"

I've got some Prosecco and cheese twists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

What , to lonely old men, save em the postage to Thailand?"

Shut it you

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*

Thanks. I really wanted to be the sexiest female PM as well.

(

At least you got a vote!!

(PS I voted for you xx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right shall we crack open the cava & get the nibbles out?!

I've got some Prosecco and cheese twists.

Yummy I do love a cheese twist

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, I'll flounce in and have a grumble, thank god I'm already on the red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe I came 3rd for sexiest female....I feel honoured

Ru surprised?! I'm not

Now shoo back with the beautiful people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right shall we crack open the cava & get the nibbles out?!

I've got some Prosecco and cheese twists.

Yum

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't believe I came 3rd for sexiest female....I feel honoured

Ru surprised?! I'm not

Now shoo back with the beautiful people!!

No, runners up are allowed. They're just not allowed to be smug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*

Thanks. I really wanted to be the sexiest female PM as well.

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At least you got a vote!!

(PS I voted for you xx)"

Psst me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe I came 3rd for sexiest female....I feel honoured

Ru surprised?! I'm not

Now shoo back with the beautiful people!!

No, runners up are allowed. They're just not allowed to be smug."

Ahhh ok hmmm I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blah blah blah bloody cliquey people blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i think its a bloomin disgrace lickety didnt win anythin.. im outraged xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*

Thanks. I really wanted to be the sexiest female PM as well.

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At least you got a vote!!

(PS I voted for you xx)"

So did I

for PM

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"blah blah blah bloody cliquey people blah blah blah "

No C-word! We are magnanimous in defeat. Until we get pissed then pettiness is allowed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Runs through to raid the buffet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Am I allowed in? I got a 3rd place position and I didn't win sexiest female again!!!

Only 1st placers barred hun. Pull up a couch and join in the bitching.

*grumble grumble*

Thanks. I really wanted to be the sexiest female PM as well.

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At least you got a vote!!

(PS I voted for you xx)"

Thank you. You may have got a vote but Tina stuffed then down her bra. How do you think they got so big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs through to raid the buffet

Get outtttt!!! OI

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Runs through to raid the buffet

*gets fire extinguisher ready*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope someone has opened the bubbly!!

What nibbles do we have then?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Hope someone has opened the bubbly!!

What nibbles do we have then?

Dry roasted peanuts, cheese n pineapple on a stick, and sausage rolls.

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope someone has opened the bubbly!!

What nibbles do we have then?

Dry roasted peanuts, cheese n pineapple on a stick, and sausage rolls."

They sound good to me!! I could even through in a few bags of kettle chips

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob"

All sobbing to be confined to the couches. I've waterproofed them you see.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob"

Out where? It's a bit wet and dark. People will have their heads down.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

am i even allowed on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushes over to the losers bench boo hoo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"am i even allowed on the couch"

Only if you're a loser.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

well .. i never won .... i wont admit to being a loser .... its always sunny in fabland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob

All sobbing to be confined to the couches. I've waterproofed them you see. "

Uh oh sobbing calls for champers ~ I've swapped the cava for a lovely tattinger

and some more cheese twists!

Music anyone?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Rides through very quickly on a stolen hostess trolley, carrying a tray of profiteroles that the kitchen staff are missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blah blah blah bloody cliquey people blah blah blah

No C-word! We are magnanimous in defeat. Until we get pissed then pettiness is allowed."

I just thought you meant cunt.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I don't think I won anything.

but I don't remember looking

But am sure I still didn't win boo hoo.

Am I welcome on this thread too x

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Rides through very quickly on a stolen hostess trolley, carrying a tray of profiteroles that the kitchen staff are missing

*sets cat on you*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rides through very quickly on a stolen hostess trolley, carrying a tray of profiteroles that the kitchen staff are missing

Tina get back to the winners area lol xx

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Just looked. Tut...won nout again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob

All sobbing to be confined to the couches. I've waterproofed them you see.

Uh oh sobbing calls for champers ~ I've swapped the cava for a lovely tattinger

and some more cheese twists!

Music anyone?"

Yes pump up the volume... Letsssss dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob

All sobbing to be confined to the couches. I've waterproofed them you see.

Uh oh sobbing calls for champers ~ I've swapped the cava for a lovely tattinger

and some more cheese twists!

Music anyone?

Yes pump up the volume... Letsssss dance

Might get a slow dance

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yes lets dance good idea

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ahem....erm.... Excuse me. Can anyone point me in the direction of the WINNERS room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem....erm.... Excuse me. Can anyone point me in the direction of the WINNERS room?

sorry did someone say something...?!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*does a little dad dancing before being evicted

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"*does a little dad dancing before being evicted"

I'll set blondecaz on you when she comes back. Or should I say....blondeDAZ!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*does a little dad dancing before being evicted"

Security!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem....erm.... Excuse me. Can anyone point me in the direction of the WINNERS room?

sorry did someone say something...?!

Whoooooooooooo-hoooooooooo over here Ryan....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ahem....erm.... Excuse me. Can anyone point me in the direction of the WINNERS room?

sorry did someone say something...?!

Whoooooooooooo-hoooooooooo over here Ryan....

Security! There's another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*does a little dad dancing before being evicted"

Laughs at the dad dancing... Now get outtttt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ahem....erm.... Excuse me. Can anyone point me in the direction of the WINNERS room?

sorry did someone say something...?!

Whoooooooooooo-hoooooooooo over here Ryan....

Security! There's another one."

The winners party has started so we should be safe now.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Comes running through, with a curtain tied around her waist singing Hi ho silver lining, chased by security and the guy from room 221B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone out there notice me at all .... sob

All sobbing to be confined to the couches. I've waterproofed them you see.

Uh oh sobbing calls for champers ~ I've swapped the cava for a lovely tattinger

and some more cheese twists!

Music anyone?

Yes pump up the volume... Letsssss dance

Might get a slow dance

Ooooo a slow one ohhh I say

do you think??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes running through, with a curtain tied around her waist singing Hi ho silver lining, chased by security and the guy from room 221B

Sticks foot out take that... Winner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sorry, wrong room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any Beer ?

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sorry, wrong room!

I guess this is the problem with having both the parties in the same place. Just can't keep the riff-raff out!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there any Beer ?

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Ryan nicked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, wrong room!

If your not careful I'll tie you to a chair and make you stay with us losers lol x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is there any Beer ?

Ryan nicked it.

Hic

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sorry, wrong room!

If your not careful I'll tie you to a chair and make you stay with us losers lol x"

I was a loser last year and the losers party was better than the winners one but hey ho....thank you to anyone who votes for me. I'm really pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room in here for another loser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI Truncheon man throw me a Can mate..pwitty pleeeze

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Room in here for another loser? "

You can sit next to me. *pats seat*

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Comes through wearing one boot, but wearing a top hat, carried waist high by 7 members of the security team and an annoyed lift attendant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit by the fire and be told all your stories

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely shocking!! Lol!

Well done everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Room in here for another loser? "

mmmmm....this party is hotting up

*switches iPod to something smoochy*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Comes through wearing one boot, but wearing a top hat, carried waist high by 7 members of the security team and an annoyed lift attendant

TINA ! TINA! I found your knickers. Mrs Focker had them on her head

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Comes through wearing one boot, but wearing a top hat, carried waist high by 7 members of the security team and an annoyed lift attendant

TINA ! TINA! I found your knickers. Mrs Focker had them on her head"

But I wasn't wearing any earlier! I knew I should have set the alarm before I left home tonight

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Post your rant here. (Non-serious only. People using the c-word will be ejected)

Bloody swizz. And after all the lovely messages I sent to, errrr, no-one actually. Oh well, I'll canvas for 2014."

Don't even know what the awards were for but i'm happy in this camp

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony"

Spanks it. Hard!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony"

Bends over with considerably more ambitious hopes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, wrong room!

If your not careful I'll tie you to a chair and make you stay with us losers lol x"

Do it do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony"

I wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes through wearing one boot, but wearing a top hat, carried waist high by 7 members of the security team and an annoyed lift attendant

TINA ! TINA! I found your knickers. Mrs Focker had them on her head"

I see this Ryan dear

Have strap on will travel

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony"

I found a large ice popsicle and I know where it's going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony

I wouldn't

errr a little bit of space would be good I'm trying to work my moves on the dance floor....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have Ryan and Tina escaped again. Flouting their winning status all over the place.

Obviously the losers party is much more fun than the winners party.

Bends over and pulls a hasty moony

I found a large ice popsicle and I know where it's going."

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I found a large ice popsicle and I know where it's going.

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain FIX!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

pay attention now

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

now I want all you gappers, and finger snappers

you toe tappers and you love rappers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

pay attention now

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head

now I want all you gappers, and finger snappers

you toe tappers and you love rappers"

Get back to rimming Femme.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Meh.

Everyone hates me.

Oh, I don't actually care

As you were.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Meh.

Everyone hates me.

Oh, I don't actually care

As you were.

"
Ok how many worms have you eaten?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Meh.

Everyone hates me.

Oh, I don't actually care

As you were.

Ok how many worms have you eaten?

None, but I might have thought about the tequila...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Leads a conga in from the Winner's lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leads a conga in from the Winner's lounge

This is the losers! Lounge! And you still have a muddy face from the mud pie I flung at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right all back to mine for a gang-bang, losers only!!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Leads a conga in from the Winner's lounge

Wait for me, I'm still pulling my pants up

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Leads a conga in from the Winner's lounge

Wait for me, I'm still pulling my pants up"

Couldn't you have gone in the loo, like everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary"

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?"

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?"

That too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?"

LOL

Pops in to see if any of the buffet is left.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?

LOL

Pops in to see if any of the buffet is left.

I just finished the sausage rolls.

*buuuurrrrrpppppppp*

Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?"

Excuse me ? i resemble that remark

Oh n whos Tom Riddle when he knocks ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?

Excuse me ? i resemble that remark

Oh n whos Tom Riddle when he knocks ?

He's Jimmy's brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if theres no Beer im off for a nice Mug of Horlicks

Gary

Is that one of them there youfermisms or just a homophone?

A horlicks is one of them things that Tom Riddle put parts of his soul in, innit?

Excuse me ? i resemble that remark

Oh n whos Tom Riddle when he knocks ?

He's Jimmy's brother.

Awww now thats just taking the Pi**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

Bribes even!!

It would have to be a pretty big bribe did you really think people would vote for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I voted for you Lickety...and Wyrd too...

Guess my efforts bore nothing...

Democracy shmocracy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and sit in here on my non winning profile while cali takes all the credit for the winning profile name

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll come and sit in here on my non winning profile while cali takes all the credit for the winning profile name

You share in that glory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi losers ... How's it hanging?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I voted for you Lickety...and Wyrd too...

Guess my efforts bore nothing...

Democracy shmocracy! "

Thank you, and to the others here in the losers lounge for your votes. Our party has been better than theirs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have nothing to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better class of ladies in here xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi losers ... How's it hanging? "

It's hanging really well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better class of ladies in here xxx"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi losers ... How's it hanging?

It's hanging really well!"

Good stuff! I've arrived late for the party, are there any wotsits left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im in. Losers are the new winners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexiest male pfffff .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning losers! Any booze left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ?"
so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I expected nothing, I won nothing. All my expectations and hopes have been fully satisfied. Thank you all!

I will be signing autographs later on any ladies who present their body parts to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ? so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

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im hoping to go to a fab social . Then next year will scooop all the prizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ? so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

im hoping to go to a fab social . Then next year will scooop all the prizes

"
meeeee toooo, do you have a plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ? so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

im hoping to go to a fab social . Then next year will scooop all the prizes

meeeee toooo, do you have a plan?

"
yes just go then you get lots of votes xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"meeeee toooo, do you have a plan?

I have a cuniligus plan if that helps

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ? so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

im hoping to go to a fab social . Then next year will scooop all the prizes

meeeee toooo, do you have a plan?

yes just go then you get lots of votes xxx"

But people who haven't been to socials won.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I cannot deny that you have no taste.

Pass the nibbles and the blue nun ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im pissed and don't care .. All the 6s clickity click . Click click click .... clickity clicky .... what ? so am I lol and neither do I

Nette

im hoping to go to a fab social . Then next year will scooop all the prizes

meeeee toooo, do you have a plan?

yes just go then you get lots of votes xxx

But people who haven't been to socials won."
joke my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blah blah blah... Knew I should of offered brides!!

Bribes even!!

It would have to be a pretty big bribe did you really think people would vote for you?

well I'm flabbergasted, you cut me to the quick, take that back! I say take that back! OI grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant believe we didnt get anywhere with the most entertaining posts or profile.

we are a bloody delight, a delight i tell ya!!!

well thats it, no more mr nice guy

in fact, no more mrs nice, er, lady either.

we are going to be ruthless.

yes, thats it, we are kicking ruth out.

are you all happy now?

ruth is now homeless.

she will be sleeping in doorways and looking through bins this xmas.

well, i hope you all take a long hard look at yourselves.....(flounces off in a temper)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning!

lets have an after party ~ party!

cheese twist anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call that a Party ? 18 sodding hours i waited for a Beer, woke up n some Bugger has nicked me Zimmer frame and to Cap it all me Home help has gone off with Ryan for the Holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get in here with the Hoover yet,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get in here with the Hoover yet,,,,

Can ya give us a minute Soxy i'm looking for me Dentures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning!

lets have an after party ~ party!

cheese twist anyone?

I'd like to cheese your twist ... If you know what I mean

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning!

lets have an after party ~ party!

cheese twist anyone?

Any cinnamon whirls? I'll have that with a cappuccino please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas..."

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

Im fine its the others ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

Im fine its the others ...

oooops i thought everyone was having a Joke, Mind you i think everythings a Joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

I filled them first, be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

I filled them first, be careful"

Dare I ask what with ?,,,,,,

Sox puts on rubber gloves and goggles*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Call that a Party ? 18 sodding hours i waited for a Beer, woke up n some Bugger has nicked me Zimmer frame and to Cap it all me Home help has gone off with Ryan for the Holidays"

She certainly had some moves. Had saddle bags like John Wayne though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

Im fine its the others ...

oooops i thought everyone was having a Joke, Mind you i think everythings a Joke

Lol you only have to see the sly comments that people took it far more seriously then it should of been taken...I can take a joke like the rest of them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

I filled them first, be careful

Dare I ask what with ?,,,,,,

Sox puts on rubber gloves and goggles*

You know what ... Primula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call that a Party ? 18 sodding hours i waited for a Beer, woke up n some Bugger has nicked me Zimmer frame and to Cap it all me Home help has gone off with Ryan for the Holidays

She certainly had some moves. Had saddle bags like John Wayne though

Dont go rummaging in them Saddlebags they contain my Medication n you wouldnt want to get a little prick would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

I filled them first, be careful

Dare I ask what with ?,,,,,,

Sox puts on rubber gloves and goggles*

You know what ... Primula "

Ahhh OK I see.... so you were just trying to spread the joy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG who hung thoses on the chandelier…

They are not balloons….. arghhhhhhhhhh

Own-up..... who did it!

I filled them first, be careful

Dare I ask what with ?,,,,,,

Sox puts on rubber gloves and goggles*

You know what ... Primula

Ahhh OK I see.... so you were just trying to spread the joy....

Exactly!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tina hasn't surfaced yet. She must be well sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning!

lets have an after party ~ party!

cheese twist anyone?

I'd like to cheese your twist ... If you know what I mean

Ooh errrrr

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops her head out from under a table and asks if anyone will put the kettle on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tina hasn't surfaced yet. She must be well sore

Two windscreen wipers will leave you feeling somewhat sore.

It is good that the PM is cleaning up for us though.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Tina hasn't surfaced yet. She must be well sore

Two windscreen wipers will leave you feeling somewhat sore.

It is good that the PM is cleaning up for us though."

On the plus side, she has been left with the cleanest bum in the forum

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What I'd like to know is which girl did I swap clothes with and why am I surrounded by condoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'd like to know is which girl did I swap clothes with and why am I surrounded by condoms?

Ahem...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"What I'd like to know is which girl did I swap clothes with and why am I surrounded by condoms?

Ahem...

Can I keep the corset or do you want it back?

Have these condoms been used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'd like to know is which girl did I swap clothes with and why am I surrounded by condoms?

Ahem...

Can I keep the corset or do you want it back?

Have these condoms been used?

Looks better on you babe, my rack is just tiny. Used?? OF COURSE THEY ARE

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yawn .. have i missed anything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

Im fine its the others ...

oooops i thought everyone was having a Joke, Mind you i think everythings a Joke

Did you hear the one about ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are people assuming its all the clicky people that won.....fuck me it was a bit of fun....merry bloody Christmas...

Cheer up ?..Merry Christmas young Lady

Im fine its the others ...

oooops i thought everyone was having a Joke, Mind you i think everythings a Joke

Did you hear the one about ......"

Boom Boom its the way i tell em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oop's sorry .... wrong door.....I was looking for the latrines......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oop's sorry .... wrong door.....I was looking for the latrines......

That made me chuckle...you immodest creature!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oop's sorry .... wrong door.....I was looking for the latrines......

That made me chuckle...you immodest creature!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oop's sorry .... wrong door.....I was looking for the latrines......

That made me chuckle...you immodest creature!!

To think I voted for you too... I look forward to next year

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