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"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas " Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X | |||
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"Iv dabbled!!! Glad I did " Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X | |||
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"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X" I may be murdered before then. I was chatting to my mum the other month, just after ordering these vouchers and I casually mentioned about her going down the baths and practicing her swimming. She just looked at me and said 'no chance of that. I hate water. I never even learnt to swim till I met your step-father.' I should have known this, as in all honesty, I've known my mum most of my life. She's going to slaughter me. | |||
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"Iv dabbled!!! Glad I did Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X" That would be telling Nice profile pic! | |||
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"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X I may be murdered before then. I was chatting to my mum the other month, just after ordering these vouchers and I casually mentioned about her going down the baths and practicing her swimming. She just looked at me and said 'no chance of that. I hate water. I never even learnt to swim till I met your step-father.' I should have known this, as in all honesty, I've known my mum most of my life. She's going to slaughter me. " That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol Gary | |||
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"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas " Don't you mean yellow water rafting? | |||
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"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas Don't you mean yellow water rafting? " Ewwww!!! | |||
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"Iv dabbled!!! Glad I did Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X That would be telling Nice profile pic! " Shame you say pic and not pics | |||
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" That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol Gary" It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them | |||
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" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up? " Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it | |||
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" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up? " Think I must be to forward lol. I ask the guy to drink plenty of water before the meet and ask if he can wee on me | |||
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" That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol Gary It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them " Tina you really do need Help Mate | |||
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" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up? Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it " | |||
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" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up? Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it " Are they searching for the source of the Nile? Because it sure ain't up there..they're barking up the wrong stream.. | |||
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"Iv dabbled!!! Glad I did Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X That would be telling Nice profile pic! Shame you say pic and not pics " I did look at yr others and actually thought nice cock! | |||
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" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up? Think I must be to forward lol. I ask the guy to drink plenty of water before the meet and ask if he can wee on me " ...is there a Londoner version of yourself? Mind you, i did once get on the wrong train for a meet and ended up in Peterborough lol | |||
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"What do people think ? " Love it asking as it's not to yellow, | |||
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"Its pisstastic x " | |||
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"Iv dabbled!!! Glad I did " Mmm Anyway I can get a first hand experience from your experience of dabbling mmm | |||
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" That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol Gary It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them Tina you really do need Help Mate " Update on the White Water rafting - well I didn't get murdered, but it was a close run thing. When I phoned up to see how things stood on Christmas morning, the first thing my stepsister said was, 'you're in troooooooooooble!' My name is mud with my mum, but the old man is looking forwards to it. He's 70 but so tough, he'll probably have a go without the ruddy raft. It cost me the best part of £80 and everyone has had about £100 worth of laughter from it, mostly at me, so money well spent. When I saw my mum earlier today and told her I'm thinking about next Christmas, she did inform me that she doesn't want to go abseiling, learn to hang-glide, parachute, or go potholing. Cripes! | |||
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"What do people think ? ..Used to like fishing. " I still do. | |||
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" That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol Gary It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them Tina you really do need Help Mate Update on the White Water rafting - well I didn't get murdered, but it was a close run thing. When I phoned up to see how things stood on Christmas morning, the first thing my stepsister said was, 'you're in troooooooooooble!' My name is mud with my mum, but the old man is looking forwards to it. He's 70 but so tough, he'll probably have a go without the ruddy raft. It cost me the best part of £80 and everyone has had about £100 worth of laughter from it, mostly at me, so money well spent. When I saw my mum earlier today and told her I'm thinking about next Christmas, she did inform me that she doesn't want to go abseiling, learn to hang-glide, parachute, or go potholing. Cripes! " well, at least you have boundaries in place, so it makes the choices simpler lol (how about a trip chasing the northern lights? you get me that for xmas, im yours forever lol) | |||
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"Partial to a Dabble " Dabble or a paddle? | |||
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