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By *loud ten OP   Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield

What do people think ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas "

Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X

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By *loud ten OP   Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield


"Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did "

Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas

Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X"

I may be murdered before then. I was chatting to my mum the other month, just after ordering these vouchers and I casually mentioned about her going down the baths and practicing her swimming. She just looked at me and said 'no chance of that. I hate water. I never even learnt to swim till I met your step-father.' I should have known this, as in all honesty, I've known my mum most of my life. She's going to slaughter me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did

Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X"

That would be telling

Nice profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas

Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X

I may be murdered before then. I was chatting to my mum the other month, just after ordering these vouchers and I casually mentioned about her going down the baths and practicing her swimming. She just looked at me and said 'no chance of that. I hate water. I never even learnt to swim till I met your step-father.' I should have known this, as in all honesty, I've known my mum most of my life. She's going to slaughter me. "

Stay away from yr mother! Ha if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas

Hahahahaha ... I can't wait to meet you on the 1st feb Tina! X

I may be murdered before then. I was chatting to my mum the other month, just after ordering these vouchers and I casually mentioned about her going down the baths and practicing her swimming. She just looked at me and said 'no chance of that. I hate water. I never even learnt to swim till I met your step-father.' I should have known this, as in all honesty, I've known my mum most of my life. She's going to slaughter me. "

That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas "

Don't you mean yellow water rafting?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Tried it, enjoyed it, but didn't want to do it again.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I've got my folks vouchers to go white water rafting for Christmas

Don't you mean yellow water rafting?

"

Ewwww!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *loud ten OP   Man
over a year ago

Sutton coldfield


"Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did

Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X

That would be telling

Nice profile pic! "

Shame you say pic and not pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partial to a Dabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried, loved and looking forward to more.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol

Gary"

It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

"

Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

"

Think I must be to forward lol. I ask the guy to drink plenty of water before the meet and ask if he can wee on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite enjoy a lady with a full bladder squatting over me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol

Gary

It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them "

Tina you really do need Help Mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

Slowly start drawing a map of Africa in the crotch of your jeans, then watch their face. If you get a black eye, you know they're not up for it "

Are they searching for the source of the Nile? Because it sure ain't up there..they're barking up the wrong stream..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did

Really? What way them on you ? You on them ? X

That would be telling

Nice profile pic!

Shame you say pic and not pics "

I did look at yr others and actually thought nice cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" hasn't dabbled. Would like to dabble. But, how do you bring that up?

Think I must be to forward lol. I ask the guy to drink plenty of water before the meet and ask if he can wee on me "

...is there a Londoner version of yourself? Mind you, i did once get on the wrong train for a meet and ended up in Peterborough lol

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Its pisstastic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its pisstastic x"

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol


"What do people think ? "

Love it asking as it's not to yellow,

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol


"Its pisstastic x "

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By *lade19752Man
over a year ago

London


"Iv dabbled!!!

Glad I did "

Mmm Anyway I can get a first hand experience from your experience of dabbling mmm

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By *nttake2Couple
over a year ago

South


"Partial to a Dabble "
and nipped to the loo braless!

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By *ammyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

Really a big turn on wetting myself on front of my f/b especially when he joined in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have dabbled, between ourselves.

enjoyed it

wouldnt involve others though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my thing but hey what other people do is their business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i pass no judgements on those who like it but i don't find it attractive. I one had a guy i was really into, we'd been seeing each other for a good few months. Then one day in the shower he asked me to pee on him. It totally turned me off. Couldn't see him again. I don't get the attraction but if it turns people on, then go for it! I'm sure there's a lot of stuff i like that would put off other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do people think ? "
..Used to like fishing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol

Gary

It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them

Tina you really do need Help Mate "

Update on the White Water rafting - well I didn't get murdered, but it was a close run thing. When I phoned up to see how things stood on Christmas morning, the first thing my stepsister said was, 'you're in troooooooooooble!' My name is mud with my mum, but the old man is looking forwards to it. He's 70 but so tough, he'll probably have a go without the ruddy raft. It cost me the best part of £80 and everyone has had about £100 worth of laughter from it, mostly at me, so money well spent.

When I saw my mum earlier today and told her I'm thinking about next Christmas, she did inform me that she doesn't want to go abseiling, learn to hang-glide, parachute, or go potholing. Cripes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do people think ? ..Used to like fishing. "

I still do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinghy sailing for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit like fishing but using a diffident rod lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That is the Funniest fuckup ive read in a long time lol

Gary

It doesn't get any better. My old man is 70 and my mum is 65. I have been reliably informed that they are unlikely to drown and that if they fall in, someone will probably fish them out. I'm hoping that the other presents I've got them are enough to keep me alive. I'm also rather glad that I decided against hang gliding lessons for them

Tina you really do need Help Mate

Update on the White Water rafting - well I didn't get murdered, but it was a close run thing. When I phoned up to see how things stood on Christmas morning, the first thing my stepsister said was, 'you're in troooooooooooble!' My name is mud with my mum, but the old man is looking forwards to it. He's 70 but so tough, he'll probably have a go without the ruddy raft. It cost me the best part of £80 and everyone has had about £100 worth of laughter from it, mostly at me, so money well spent.

When I saw my mum earlier today and told her I'm thinking about next Christmas, she did inform me that she doesn't want to go abseiling, learn to hang-glide, parachute, or go potholing. Cripes!

"

well, at least you have boundaries in place, so it makes the choices simpler lol

(how about a trip chasing the northern lights? you get me that for xmas, im yours forever lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girlfriend once who took months convincing me it would be fun, until one day in the shower down on her knees, hands behind her back, chest thrust out, mouth wide open, eyes streaked with make up (and cum) I managed to relax enough to release my full bladder all over her angelic little face. Her mouth would fill then empty as she swallowed, what was left ran down her neck and cascaded from her pert breasts and down on to her crutch and thighs. She shuddered in orgasm from my golden gift alone. Soon afterward I dumped the bitch. She was always taking the piss out of me..................... I thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just love it

Lying on my back gazing at a beautiful pussy, watching the lips part and the golden shower issue for all over me - just bloody delightful.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Partial to a Dabble "

Dabble or a paddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Partial to a Dabble

Dabble or a paddle? "

Both

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