FabSwingers.com forum: D*unk messaging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been inspired to ask - whats your best d*unk text/call you have sent or received?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

no t dwunk het ..whar u implyinhg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dunno but im sure your gonna let us all know what obi's was

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

had a load of d*unk texts from a long term fb who told me he loved me he still don't know what he said I wound him up for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is - would you forgive someone the next day if their only excuse was " I was pissed "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question is - would you forgive someone the next day if their only excuse was " I was pissed "

Depends how funny it is!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I asked a ex to marry me...I woke up and thought what the fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I asked a ex to marry me...I woke up and thought what the fuck "

Poor Rodger . . .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've never sent a text while d*unk. Am I missing out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never sent a text while d*unk. Am I missing out?

Yep

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I usually send a lot of blank texts if I'm squiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually send a lot of blank texts if I'm squiffy

Is it cheaper that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been d*unk!!1...honest

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dallo harling .. i learlry rove ypu xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I get a druken song at 4am on a Sunday morning. Its always the same song! Funny though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

thats why fancy a fuck is so popular .. you cant mix up the first letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I get a druken song at 4am on a Sunday morning. Its always the same song! Funny though

Is it a Pogues song ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually on the receiving end of a d*unken call..within 30 seconds of the call, they're all snoring over the phone.

...i'm exciting aren't i?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm usually on the receiving end of a d*unken call..within 30 seconds of the call, they're all snoring over the phone.

...i'm exciting aren't i?"

Did it take you a while to get the argos book out to reach the phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm have often wished for an unsend button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dunno but im sure your gonna let us all know what obi's was

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zzzzz boring!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hmmm have often wished for an unsend button

A friend told me about an app you can get to stop you sending d*unk messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I get a druken song at 4am on a Sunday morning. Its always the same song! Funny though

Is it a Pogues song ?

No , that would be a nice change though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm have often wished for an unsend button

A friend told me about an app you can get to stop you sending d*unk messages.

Lickety I need the link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a phone call once from a guy I know, nor sexually I may add, telling me what he'd like to do to me while I was bent over, he was obviously pissed by the sound of his voice and his girlfriend has the same first name as me so I asked him if he was sure he had called the right person, he just went quiet and hung up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a 'lil confused whilst d*unk & messaged a tit pic to my boss.....made for an interesting Monday morning I can tell you lol....!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm the king of d*unken texts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"got a 'lil confused whilst d*unk & messaged a tit pic to my boss.....made for an interesting Monday morning I can tell you lol....!

haha - oops!

I've told boss's I loved them in the past, pretty sure I proposed to one once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts"

how can they tell your d*unk?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ive sent pics to family before luckily not too revealing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds"

Ah, that's ok then - I wouldn't have known with you otherwise

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds"

I feel left out now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now."

best get drinking then mrs

Or send random messages and just say your were d*unk as an excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm usually on the receiving end of a d*unken call..within 30 seconds of the call, they're all snoring over the phone.

...i'm exciting aren't i?

Did it take you a while to get the argos book out to reach the phone?

Oi!!

..my hands are able to reach my pockets you know. I may have short legs, but my hands can reach all sorts..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now."

Here y0u g00 - I lurves y00 Lickety

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm usually on the receiving end of a d*unken call..within 30 seconds of the call, they're all snoring over the phone.

...i'm exciting aren't i?

Did it take you a while to get the argos book out to reach the phone?

Oi!!

..my hands are able to reach my pockets you know. I may have short legs, but my hands can reach all sorts..

Te He

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now.

best get drinking then mrs

Or send random messages and just say your were d*unk as an excuse

I never drink alone and when I am drinking with others why would I be texting? It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm old and still use phones to speak to people.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now.

Here y0u g00 - I lurves y00 Lickety

When I get that in a text I'll know you mean it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now.

best get drinking then mrs

Or send random messages and just say your were d*unk as an excuse

I never drink alone and when I am drinking with others why would I be texting? It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm old and still use phones to speak to people.

in that case - d*unk call!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

how can they tell your d*unk?

Cos num9bers en0 up in the w0rds

I feel left out now.

best get drinking then mrs

Or send random messages and just say your were d*unk as an excuse

I never drink alone and when I am drinking with others why would I be texting? It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm old and still use phones to speak to people.

in that case - d*unk call!

I have had a couple of people who used to call d*unk. In the days before mobile phones it would be from a cold phone box somewhere to tell me they were at the end of the road. I don't think it could have been the end of my road as they would then take a very long time before ringing the doorbell. One female friend would crawl into my bed and I would have to put my hand over her mouth to shut her up so that we could get some sleep.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dont think I've done either. The only calls I make when d*unk are to dad's taxis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sober texts are like d*unk texts lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

One female friend would crawl into my bed and I would have to put my hand over her mouth to shut her up so that we could get some sleep."

But I hadnt been drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sober texts are like d*unk texts lol

mine too, i'm shit with predictive text and never change the word if it comes out wrong, I've had many a text back asking if i'm pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sober texts are like d*unk texts lol

mine too, i'm shit with predictive text and never change the word if it comes out wrong, I've had many a text back asking if i'm pissed

...it's embarassing lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One female friend would crawl into my bed and I would have to put my hand over her mouth to shut her up so that we could get some sleep.

But I hadnt been drinking

Neither had I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit with texting and typos at the best of times so you can imagine me on the rare occasion I'm a bit tiddly.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm the king of d*unken texts"

And of d*unk messages on here. Really, really funny ones

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think I've ever sent a d*unk text. I don't recall ever having received one either.

I rarely get d*unk anyway.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't drink. I'm like this sober!

However, when I was at Uni I did drink and I remember proposing marriage to some lass in the student uni. A bizarre night.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

to the best of my knowledge I havn't sent a d*unken text but have received a few... fun trying to decipher their slurred typing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

And of d*unk messages on here. Really, really funny ones

I think it's a while since I've done d*unken fabbing. It's usually a very bad idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't text I just take random toilet pics

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hmmmm

and you call me a nutter!

I do have a few wierd and wonderful s in my gallery... I keep them safe for future bribery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent some crackers!!!! But the best one I received was from my bosses hubbie who had got my number from her phone....and went into very graphic detail about what he would like to get up to. Boy was his face red the next time I met him.....I still laugh .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hmmmm

and you call me a nutter!

I do have a few wierd and wonderful s in my gallery... I keep them safe for future bribery

that's BLACKMAIL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hmmmm

and you call me a nutter!

I do have a few wierd and wonderful s in my gallery... I keep them safe for future bribery

that's BLACKMAIL!! "

Uhu

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm actually very well behaved when d*unk....I don't text I just fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

And of d*unk messages on here. Really, really funny ones

I think it's a while since I've done d*unken fabbing. It's usually a very bad idea. "

I don't to be d*unk apparently I talk shit anyway

ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hmmmm

and you call me a nutter!

I do have a few wierd and wonderful s in my gallery... I keep them safe for future bribery

that's BLACKMAIL!!

Uhu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

And of d*unk messages on here. Really, really funny ones

I think it's a while since I've done d*unken fabbing. It's usually a very bad idea.

I don't to be d*unk apparently I talk shit anyway

ahem"

Pahahaha I have evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hmmmm

and you call me a nutter!

I do have a few wierd and wonderful s in my gallery... I keep them safe for future bribery

that's BLACKMAIL!!

Uhu

Thinking hmmm lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my fb took some bj pics on my mobile . She text me to send her them while I was pissed at a barbecue . I sent them to a lady friend who was holidaying in Greece . Ouch . For some reason she never talked to me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the king of d*unken texts

And of d*unk messages on here. Really, really funny ones

I think it's a while since I've done d*unken fabbing. It's usually a very bad idea.

I don't to be d*unk apparently I talk shit anyway

ahem

Pahahaha I have evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my fb took some bj pics on my mobile . She text me to send her them while I was pissed at a barbecue . I sent them to a lady friend who was holidaying in Greece . Ouch . For some reason she never talked to me again

Oh nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully my phone usually dies by time get d*unk enough to send horny texts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooooo

"
I realised

What I had done straight away and tried everything to stop the message sending lol even whipped the battery out Hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooooo

I realised

What I had done straight away and tried everything to stop the message sending lol even whipped the battery out Hahaha xx"

hence the need for a hasty, retrieve/unsend button. Poor you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooooo

I realised

What I had done straight away and tried everything to stop the message sending lol even whipped the battery out Hahaha xx

hence the need for a hasty, retrieve/unsend button. Poor you "
Sent a message straight after saying .." Thought I would let you see this cause did not just want you to see it on fab " lol never worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was d*unk ant texted my ex telling her what i was going to do to her she sent it to my missus (ex best friend) lol had some explaining to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever made one phone call when I was d*unk and never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooooo

I realised

What I had done straight away and tried everything to stop the message sending lol even whipped the battery out Hahaha xx

hence the need for a hasty, retrieve/unsend button. Poor you Sent a message straight after saying .." Thought I would let you see this cause did not just want you to see it on fab " lol never worked "

I'm surprised you didn't chuck your phone in the nearest pint of beer... Still I'm sure the message would still have managed, to dry itself off... And wing it's way across the ocean, to the unsuspecting recipient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

I usually receive them from a single lady friend when she's d*unk. Bless her...she wants to play with us but is too shy. Awwwww!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

OI I only do these things to amuse my friends ... Blame the vodka not me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

OI I only do these things to amuse my friends ... Blame the vodka not me

Are you open to requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

OI I only do these things to amuse my friends ... Blame the vodka not me

Are you open to requests?"

Hmmmm maybe

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

OI I only do these things to amuse my friends ... Blame the vodka not me

Are you open to requests?

Hmmmm maybe

you'll regret this !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't text I just take random toilet pics

Hahaha you should find a better class of toilet

My toilet was better than yours

Last nights was so funny

Least she pulled her knickers up this time rather than waving them in the air

Just asphyxiation by toilet roll

OI I only do these things to amuse my friends ... Blame the vodka not me

Are you open to requests?

Hmmmm maybe

you'll regret this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

few Christmas Eves ago sent a text while bladdered and in car(NOT driving!!) so phone was shaking, or was it my eyes that were shaking!

'love you'

got one back saying 'love you too Uncle B!'

thought i had sent to my lover. her name begins with same letter as my neice and they were next to eachother in my contacts. not anymore they're not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did get once get one from a work colleague... Are you staying at mine tonight and going straight to work in the morning. Obviously wrong person, but you know me couldn't resist my reply.. Nice offer thankyou, but I very much doubt it! He looks kind of sheepish when I work with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex once sent me a video message of a young lady riding him... Meant for his mate ... We are next to each other in his contact list...

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Had a d*unken booty call last night from a dead friends husband , after trying to convince him that it wouldn't be a good idea he insisted on arriving at my house late at night with wine in hand , already very d*unk . I'm stone cold sober . He had his horny head on when he arrived But when we retired to the bedroom he tried everything , I tried everything .it just wouldn't work . He must know at the age of 43 how too much alcohol affects his performance . He thinks he will return sober for another try out but I think he won't remember or I hope he won't anyway . He was so embarrassed . I wasn't . These things happen .

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