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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dust pan n brush

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Stop being such a girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dust pan n brush"

*shudders at the thought*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just grab some kitchen towel and pick it up ya woos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP Mickey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha pick it up woman!!! Use a carrier bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not just the start of a well know song ?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Just grab some kitchen towel and pick it up ya woos lol

This

At least it's fully dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to borrow my Bearded dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's just playing dead to fool you. What if it comes back to life and pounces on you?

...be vigilante! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that not just the start of a well know song ? "

No that's a Rat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop being such a girl lol

But I am a Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its dead honey - it cant hurt you!

carrier bag, and remember to say thank you nicely to the cats! they have brought you a beautiful present x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab its little paw and test for a heartbeat it might be just napping xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least ring its mother so can get a refund on the slippers she bought him for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that not just the start of a well know song ?

No that's a Rat

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I saw a mouse . WHERE . There on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its dead honey - it cant hurt you!

carrier bag, and remember to say thank you nicely to the cats! they have brought you a beautiful present x"

I wouldn't mind if it was alive and I would sooner have a bottle of perfume as a welcome present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick some rubber gloves on and pick it up with a carrier bag ... Run to door screaming and launch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could give him the kiss of life.....just in case hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could give him the kiss of life.....just in case hahahaha

Give it some sugar kisses hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could give him the kiss of life.....just in case hahahaha

Yeah right !! Can just see it can you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"RIP Mickey

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

i'll come and get rid of it, if you'll remove the evil spider that has taken up residence in my kitchen and is building an empire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself one on those 'grabbers' that people use when they cant be arsed to get off the sofa

I'm getting one to use on Obi when I can't be bothered to give a hand job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'll come and get rid of it, if you'll remove the evil spider that has taken up residence in my kitchen and is building an empire...

I can do that

I don't mind live things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yourself one on those 'grabbers' that people use when they cant be arsed to get off the sofa

I'm getting one to use on Obi when I can't be bothered to give a hand job

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well if you don't move it, it will stay there, on your floor, staring.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you leave it long enough and don't feed the cat, the cat will eat it. Either that or it will eventually decompose

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pick it up with a shovel, drop it in a box. Wrap box in wrapping paper and give to someone who has shit on you this year. Two problems solved for the price of one

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Is that not just the start of a well know song ?

No that's a Rat

I saw a mouse . WHERE . There on the stairs "

Did it have clogs on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a firework to its tail, the light ..... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be thankful.. one of my darlings has brought me a baby rat twice in two days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick it up with a shovel, drop it in a box. Wrap box in wrapping paper and give to someone who has shit on you this year. Two problems solved for the price of one

Now would I do something as wicked as that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

That's putting it mildly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up, and put it in the bin woman!

Just hope it's family aren't living under your stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick it up, and put it in the bin woman!

Just hope it's family aren't living under your stairs

Shush I'm starving !

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

See if you can find a neighbour that's scared of spiders and do a deal in unwanted guests/gifts removal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you picked it up yet?

Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn

Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Have you picked it up yet?

Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn

Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen."

I've covered it with some kitchen roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely a mans job, so get your Henry out of the cupboard and turn it onto high suck.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Put some gloves on pick it up put in the bin and kick the bloody cat up the arse.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"You could give him the kiss of life.....just in case hahahaha

I did thar to a hamster once its cheeks kept puffing up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bloody thing still there? That was 5 hours ago!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that bloody thing still there? That was 5 hours ago!

Yes I want to make sure its proper dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Have you picked it up yet?

Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn

Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen.

I've covered it with some kitchen roll

Did you tuck it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that bloody thing still there? That was 5 hours ago!

Yes I want to make sure its proper dead

Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just wait till all its family turn up for the funeral xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop its tail off, wrap in it puff pastry and shove it in the oven.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"RIP Mickey

How do you know it's not Minnie?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Is that bloody thing still there? That was 5 hours ago!

Yes I want to make sure its proper dead

The longer you leave it the more squishy it'll be when you pick it up, decomposing as we speak

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

toonoite oim cooking proper dead mouse .... amayzing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its blind there will be another two of them xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x "

If it's good enough for Heston...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x "

Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I have that UB40 song in my head now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just wait till all its family turn up for the funeral xx"

Pick it up with a shovel and chuck it outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its ok I swept it into a dustpan and thew it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x

Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate!"
oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x

Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate! oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx"
get it kitty kat kit kat . II'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x

Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate! oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx get it kitty kat kit kat . II'll get me coat

Crunchy kitty kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

But its very sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

But its very sticky

It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

I would have to move, I couldn't live in a slaughter house, a bit of a nuisance before Christmas, but it has to be done xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

But its very sticky

It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told

Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?

Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

But its very sticky

It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told

Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?

Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse."

It did and I was hoping one of the cats would have taken it back out again !! There are some of us who don't like dead things

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Pop it in the stewpot........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course

They do come in handy for somethings yes

You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !

I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering

Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess

I shall buy the ready pasted stuff

Well less mess ,but not as much fun

But its very sticky

It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told

Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?

Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse.

It did and I was hoping one of the cats would have taken it back out again !! There are some of us who don't like dead things

Well with a new pussy having just moved into the house , maybe that might put and end to the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the 9 iron into the neighbours garden xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

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I thought you gypsies loved mouse on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

I thought you gypsies loved mouse on toast

Feck off Lee... Hand the keyboard back to Cali you sod !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

I thought you gypsies loved mouse on toast

Feck off Lee... Hand the keyboard back to Cali you sod !!

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hit it with your walking stick what you pinched off ginger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

my kitten bought in a dead pigeon and his neck was eaten away! so I would just man up and get a dust pan and throw it outside and I dealt the bird alone :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats

I thought you gypsies loved mouse on toast

Feck off Lee... Hand the keyboard back to Cali you sod !!

hit it with your walking stick what you pinched off ginger xx"

So funny... NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just grab some kitchen towel and pick it up ya woos lol

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you have all on picking a frozen chicken up

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