FabSwingers.com forum: two scousers on a bike

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a

motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker

stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells

them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000

bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.

He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on

now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.

"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he

has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to

the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and

he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the

wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he

is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater

Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the

driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman

obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back

door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for

immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and

the b*****ds have managed to nick a motorbike already"