FabSwingers.com forum: Do you think you would know if your neighbour is a serial killer?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mine has been digging at night recently!

Why would he want to do that?

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Is it that time of year for new potoes already???

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Dunno but have ya seen his Mrs about recently like ?

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By *oobCouple
over a year ago

Netherlands

Our neighbour's a killer, he shot someone who laughed at his car, friend of mine saw it happen.

Must have got three years or something, as he didn't seem to disappear for long.

Was a funny moment when we applied for this house.

"You do realise that your neighbour kills people"

"Oh?"

"Ah, you look like you can handle him"

Yeah, right, like we're bulletproof or something.

Did have to stop Mrs Doob from laughing at his car once, but apart from that we keep pretty much to ourselves.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

He was a quiet chap, always kept himself to himself. I'm shocked, we all are.

There, that's my script for Midlands Today.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Oh, I forgot:

"He never had a steady girlfriend, just all kinds of people coming and going at strange hours. Apparently he'd be sitting at his computer for long periods, arranging to meet new victims advertising on Swinging sites. I think he might have been one of them perverts you hear about".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he just like gardening, and thought his nosey neighbour would be in bed sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has been digging at night recently!

Why would he want to do that?"

Noticed Tiddles did not come home last night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he just like gardening, and thought his nosey neighbour would be in bed sleeping

If ours was digging you couldn’t tell with the mess he has in there. In the summer the grass gets 4foot high. I don’t think he knows what a spade is anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the little boy next door digging in his back garden so I peered over and asked what he was doing.

"I'm burying my mouse," he replied.

To which I said, "that's a rather large hole for a little mouse, isn't it?"

He looked up with pure evil in his one good eye, and replied, "the mouse is in your cat!"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I heard the little boy next door digging in his back garden so I peered over and asked what he was doing.

"I'm burying my mouse," he replied.

To which I said, "that's a rather large hole for a little mouse, isn't it?"

He looked up with pure evil in his one good eye, and replied, "the mouse is in your cat!"

Time to extend your patio me thinks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

15 years ive lived in my house and every weekend my neighbour drills and hammers. He must have a house full of bodies

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"15 years ive lived in my house and every weekend my neighbour drills and hammers. He must have a house full of bodies"

Oooooooooooooooooooh

I quite LIKE a house full of bodies

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

all my neighbors have gone quiet after calling me a talkative loon. hell I miss them, but the new patio looks fookin amazing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got serious noisy fookers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has been digging at night recently!

Why would he want to do that?"

Praps he's half cat and he's just had a shit

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

I would know if my neighbour was a serial killer..... all my cornflakes would be crushed up on the floor......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

how frightening would it be if you thought your neighbour was a serial killer, you reported them to the police and there house was built on an ancient roam burial ground.

I can almost hear the police man chatting now

"thats body number 458 sarge. 180 on horseback, the mans a maniac!"

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Im worried its huge chuffin hole! Fred West has nothing on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.

Regards, Fred

25 Cromwell St.

Gloucester

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

have you done anything to anno him recently? if so dont accet any dinner invites from him for a bit

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I have done very little *whistles innocently*

Its a huge hole though! don't think he is going to plant a tree though! You could get a minibus in it!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.

Regards, Fred

25 Cromwell St.

Gloucester"

He would have been buggered if he had been put in a 20th floor flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.

Regards, Fred

25 Cromwell St.

Gloucester

He would have been buggered if he had been put in a 20th floor flat

But unfortunately....it wasn't him that was buggered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if my neighbour decides this sunday at 9am to get the pressure hose out i may just be buryin him the inconsiderate b""(!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"if my neighbour decides this sunday at 9am to get the pressure hose out i may just be buryin him the inconsiderate b""(!!

xx"

Well if you need a hole digging i know a fekker who is awesome with a shovel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may be difficult to bury him after his pressure hose been rammed up his arse at full power!!

there is a time for these things and not at 9am on a sunday mornin!!

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol."

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"may be difficult to bury him after his pressure hose been rammed up his arse at full power!!

there is a time for these things and not at 9am on a sunday mornin!!

xx"

Ooooo he would balloon up something chronic then! Talk about a power enema and a half!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!"

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"may be difficult to bury him after his pressure hose been rammed up his arse at full power!!

there is a time for these things and not at 9am on a sunday mornin!!

xx"

ppkl pay on awful lot of money for enema's..................allegedly

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

oops ppl

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol"

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!! "

Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!!

Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm? "

Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!! "

OLD?????? Late 50's cheeky mare

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!!

Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?

Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!"

i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol.

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!!

Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?

Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!

i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol.

Thank you, will have a look at their arses too. To make sure they're not on here lol

But would rather use it to perv on the couple down the road!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.

Our neighbours are

Don't think they're on this site though!!!!

They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully

omg nooooooo, don't say that lol

would be an ugly site! They're really old lol

Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!

Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo

We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.

You may well know them!!

Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?

Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!

i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol.

Thank you, will have a look at their arses too. To make sure they're not on here lol

But would rather use it to perv on the couple down the road!!"

He he he well there is 2 from work on here i know about

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By *ockwell DominusMan
over a year ago

Birstall

"Mine has been digging at night recently!

Why would he want to do that?"

I know mine is for sure.

I saw him stabbing a box of corn flakes in his shed. He also has two freshly laid patios........very suspect if you ask me.....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Mine has been digging at night recently!

Why would he want to do that?

I know mine is for sure.

I saw him stabbing a box of corn flakes in his shed. He also has two freshly laid patios........very suspect if you ask me.....

I am going to have a look in a min as he has gone to bed. Just need to find mi touch!

What do they do with the cornflakes btw?

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By *ockwell DominusMan
over a year ago

Birstall

What do they do with the cornflakes btw?"

Cereal killer.....stabbing corn flakes.....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What do they do with the cornflakes btw?

Cereal killer.....stabbing corn flakes.....

Ohh gowd i hope not i only have wheatabix in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool maybe? oooooh skinny dipping!!

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