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Ruining Xmas for the guys only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worse thing you did on Xmas to ruin it, lol

I have poured the stuff from the turkey you make gravy in down the drain.

Bought Paula washing up clothes and liquid.

But the worse thing I did was refurbish a cylinder head Xmas morning in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a kid i sat downstairs and unwrapped ALL the presents, at about 4 am.

when i say all, i mean all.

mine and my 2 brothers.

there was hell to pay.

all i remember was getting a clatter from a very naked dad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Invited the Mother in Law to spend Christmas with us..That was one Seriously fucked up Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a full on fist fight with my brother in law and knocked him through the table that my mom had laid for the Christmas dinner, I got the blame even though I had found out he had been hitting my sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a full on fist fight with my brother in law and knocked him through the table that my mom had laid for the Christmas dinner, I got the blame even though I had found out he had been hitting my sister. "

Did any Beer get Spilt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a full on fist fight with my brother in law and knocked him through the table that my mom had laid for the Christmas dinner, I got the blame even though I had found out he had been hitting my sister.

Did any Beer get Spilt ? "

No! I'm not a complete bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a full on fist fight with my brother in law and knocked him through the table that my mom had laid for the Christmas dinner, I got the blame even though I had found out he had been hitting my sister. "

Top man - shame you got the blame for it though. Sounds like he got what all women bashers deserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my elder siblings that santa didn't exist after I crept downstairs and caught my dad eating the mince pie we'd left out.

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

The mere fact I existed was enough to ruin xmas for my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fire to the cooker

S x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Set fire to the cooker

S x"
im wetting myself thats priceless awww poor you great story though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Invited the Mother in Law to spend Christmas with us..That was one Seriously fucked up Christmas "

That's just soooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when i was a kid i sat downstairs and unwrapped ALL the presents, at about 4 am.

when i say all, i mean all.

mine and my 2 brothers.

there was hell to pay.

all i remember was getting a clatter from a very naked dad lol"

My brother and I did the same but at 2am. Opened every present we could lay hands on regardless of who it was for. My Dad was at sea at the time (merchant navy) and my mum was 7 months pregnant at the time.

I thought that had done a job on the day until my brother keeled over, face first into his Christmas dinner.

Boxing Day brought a quite unique torture to me in that as I had helped to tidy up, there was reasonable suspicion that I had thrown out £5 with the wrapping paper. In 1981 this was, we are agreed, a big deal. So my Boxing Day, 1981 was spent with marigolds on searching through a not inconsiderable mountain of waste. I should add we had 12 or so for Christmas lunch that year.

I found the £5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very early morning I lit the open fire but forgot to open the valve in the flue. Subsequently didn't notice that the whole room filled with smoke and soot. We spent the whole morning cleaning.

Worst thing was the baby grand had been open....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set fire to the cooker

S x im wetting myself thats priceless awww poor you great story though "

I'm not a guy though lol and it was the first time I cooked xmas dinner!

Last year I made the jelly for trifle in the trifle bowl and after pouring boiling water in it it shattered and poured straight over my feet!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Set fire to the cooker

S x im wetting myself thats priceless awww poor you great story though

I'm not a guy though lol and it was the first time I cooked xmas dinner!

Last year I made the jelly for trifle in the trifle bowl and after pouring boiling water in it it shattered and poured straight over my feet!"
you do have my sympathy .. but thats funny too xxx

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