FabSwingers.com forum: I know its not cool to do in forum but lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me of a song ... Let me go get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** official thread song **

http://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id rather not iam looking for bit more than pop quiz sorry treacle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah! The intro sounds like the part where Phill Jupitus begins humming (Never mind the Buzzcocks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treacle? That reminds me of a song ... Let me go get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But u cant beat the way simon amstel was on that show when he made preston walk off comedy gold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** track two **

http://youtu.be/pWEJ_bnEUw8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U have killed what was left of my fan base with your pop quiz oh well at least i can go ololut side into the real world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Outside lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some patience ... It's half 6, there will be loads of people posting soon ...

Any

Minute

Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know that song. At least - don't remember it. Long time ago...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Define real women

U mean the usual ones with two arms..two legs and a bit in between or did u have something else in mind

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better define 'real man' then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its to early for defenitions lol i need action some lucky lady could b treated to day and night in luxury lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its to early for defenitions lol i need action some lucky lady could b treated to day and night in luxury lol"

There should be a queue at your door now. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its to early for defenitions lol i need action some lucky lady could b treated to day and night in luxury lol"

Now what's your definition of luxury as I have very opulent tastes so my idea of luxury is pretty extravagant?

Ps I was a real woman last time I checked xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know iam floging dead horse i really dont wanna chat by forum all morning its not me just looking for fe.ale company iam hot stuff willing to pay hotel great company nice lad openminded just luv great sex and want someone to explore with have some fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe"

A 67 Shelby GT500 in Metallic Ivy please, can you get it delivered by the 24th

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont sweet sweetheart consider it done its in the post peace x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe"

Oooh can I get two tall, fit, muscular fully hi guys for a life of polyandry please!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe"

Oooh can I get two tall, fit, muscular fully hi guys for a life of polyandry please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol"

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol "

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol"

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?"

Same as real woman, they don't come out of a box and you don't have to blow them up with a pedal pump beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?"

The woman usually decides and as women are generally changing their mind every 4 seconds there is no definition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?

Same as real woman, they don't come out of a box and you don't have to blow them up with a pedal pump beforehand

i dunno, some 'real' women have almost as much fakeness about them (extensions/nails/boobs/eyelashes/makeup by Tarmac) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?"

I'm still Sober so cant be real....Buggerit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?

Same as real woman, they don't come out of a box and you don't have to blow them up with a pedal pump beforehand

i dunno, some 'real' women have almost as much fakeness about them (extensions/nails/boobs/eyelashes/makeup by Tarmac) lol"

They easily spotted though cos they inevitably look like they been tangoed lol. And it looks equally as bad on some "metrosexual" men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol"

WHAT YOU ACTULLY HAVE REAL ONE'S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry when I see the phrase “ open-minded” it always makes me think that maybe the brain might fall out……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

WHAT YOU ACTULLY HAVE REAL ONE'S."

OPPS JUST THE ONE..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

WHAT YOU ACTULLY HAVE REAL ONE'S."

No reading through the previous replies. As Paula has false nails hair extensions and wears false eyelashes , she is not good enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Make up by Tarmac* could be a good seller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/12/13 08:40:54]

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Any time the word 'real' is used before 'man' or 'woman' is used we just wet ourselves. In the bdsm community someone calling themselves a 'real' Dom(me) would ridiculed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/12/13 08:40:54]"

I thought you put that post quite well, shame you deleted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

WHAT YOU ACTULLY HAVE REAL ONE'S.

No reading through the previous replies. As Paula has false nails hair extensions and wears false eyelashes , she is not good enough lol"

nothing to do with not being good enough.

just showing the difference between real, and fake cant be brought down to materials and a foot pump lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worry when I see the phrase “ open-minded” it always makes me think that maybe the brain might fall out……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're thread may have been bumped op .lol hey ho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?"

Apparently you were not as wise as you think, Solihull,

for god sake woman take heed, yes I did say

woman because a real man would have understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any real women wanna meet real man for real apply within lol

Lol any real men think they can be successful with my real woman apply within lol

I think the lack of responses answers that one lol

you only gave it 9 minutes lol.

that said, all the 'real' men will still be d*unk from last night. lol.

never understood the whole 'im a real man' thing.

what is it?

what makes a real man different from any other man?

Apparently you were not as wise as you think, Solihull,

for god sake woman take heed, yes I did say

woman because a real man would have understood. "

Hey if you think your not getting home for Christmas, this site defo makes you smile,..love the banter,

Merry Christmas Victor Meldrews,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

i dunno, some 'real' women have almost as much fakeness about them (extensions/nails/boobs/eyelashes/makeup by Tarmac) lol"

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes people can be so mean. Poor guy is only trying to get some company and he gets ridicule instead. Play nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe

Oooh can I get two tall, fit, muscular fully hi guys for a life of polyandry please!

Hi on what exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes people can be so mean. Poor guy is only trying to get some company and he gets ridicule instead. Play nice. "

Sadly thats the forums for you. People that find pleasure in putting other people down to make themselves feel better about themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank u pjm but ive got thick skin and i know dont need a computer ive got lots of friends just thought i might meet someone interesting iam not here to messege ive got real peeps i can talk to face to face ive got respect for myself and women end ov thats it goodnight godbless much luv merry christmas adios lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes people can be so mean. Poor guy is only trying to get some company and he gets ridicule instead. Play nice.

Sadly thats the forums for you. People that find pleasure in putting other people down to make themselves feel better about themselves

Interestingly would that include you and your moral high ground post?

(and this mud slinging one by me)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"U tell me wat u want and ill deliever babe

Oooh can I get two tall, fit, muscular fully hi guys for a life of polyandry please!

Hi on what exactly

Why the pleasure of my company and my general gorgeousness obviously!

Should have read bi - got a new phone so I have to teach the auto carrot some words.

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