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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

best ways and how much ta say in mess to people

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people "
Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak sheep.

What is the best way to message people and how much do you say to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?"

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?"

What are the best ways to meet up and how much information should one include in a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

um, please don't bother to mess us about, ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this ... Just change Bret for whatever username you are mailing

Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.

Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.

Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.

Sure, you're y and kind of shy.

But some girlie out there must be needy for a y, shy guy.

They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.

Just hear me out when I say...

Bret, you got it going on.

The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.

I said, Bret, you got it going on.

Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."

Why can't a heterosexual guy,

Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.

Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.

Because you're bumpable.

Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.

If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.

Come on Bret, help me out now.

Bret, you got it going on.

(You got it going on!)

That's the conclusion that I've come to.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

Bret, you got it going on.

(Got it going on...)

No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.

If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.

Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.

And then I imagine you with some bosoms.

In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.

And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.

I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.

Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.

Bret, you got it going on.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize "
second prize

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

There's scope for a gibberish speaking group on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize "

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"um, please don't bother to mess us about, ta! "

He asked a question, granted his grammar wasn't spot on. Not sure what the eye rolling is all about.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

What are the best ways to meet up and how much information should one include in a message?"
Given that you have read the said profile, whatever you feel will get you a reply x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

"

Probably not, your post beat mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

Probably not, your post beat mine "

You were so unlucky too, i'd just finished laughing after reading the Sentinel.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Read their profile and if you match what they are looking for send a message personal to them. About 5-6 lines, attach pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

Probably not, your post beat mine

You were so unlucky too, i'd just finished laughing after reading the Sentinel."

What did I miss in The Sentinel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what the eye rolling is all about."
Mostly a reaction to the single word profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

Probably not, your post beat mine

You were so unlucky too, i'd just finished laughing after reading the Sentinel.

What did I miss in The Sentinel ?"

you have mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people Eh?

The best way, and how much to say to people in a message ? Do I get a prize

Is there a prize for coming 2nd?

Probably not, your post beat mine

You were so unlucky too, i'd just finished laughing after reading the Sentinel.

What did I miss in The Sentinel ?"

Key dual carriaeway snarled up by man on a mobility scooter. You have to laugh don;t you.

Wonder if his tax, MOT and insurance were upto date.

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"best ways and how much ta say in mess to people "

Man, you're too wordy.

Best to keep it short and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Fancy a Fuck May work

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