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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Neglected!!

Underneath my tree is piled up with prezzies but none are mine

So what ya gunna buy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A train ticket

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

A great big hug, a tender, lingering kiss, and my hot breath on your neck as I run my fingertips lightly down your spine......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A train ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A great big hug, a tender, lingering kiss, and my hot breath on your neck as I run my fingertips lightly down your spine......

Oh I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A great big hug, a tender, lingering kiss, and my hot breath on your neck as I run my fingertips lightly down your spine......

Oh I say!

Ohhhh ! How do you wrap that ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't even have a tree.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A coat to keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

How about clogs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even have a tree."

So where do you put all the prezzies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

How about clogs ?

With heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

How about clogs ?

Who the fuck wears clogs ??

Nice stilettos I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coat to keep you warm

Good choice as I'm always cold

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Knee high boots, up to you whether leather or suede and ditto colour choice. Failing that, a hot stone therapy pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

How about clogs ?

With heels

Stiletto clogs

Not sure they would be comfy though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoes? Cannot go wrong with shoes

How about clogs ?

Who the fuck wears clogs ??

Nice stilettos I was thinking "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knee high boots, up to you whether leather or suede and ditto colour choice. Failing that, a hot stone therapy pack

Think Ide have the hot stones, I've chunky legs so it's always hard to get some to fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bottle of vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bottle of vodka! "

As would I ruby ulterior motive though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big bottle of vodka! "

Haha thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big bottle of vodka!

As would I ruby ulterior motive though

Hmmm really?? Haha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A travel

mug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A travel

mug"

Nah I'm to posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinsel why is everyone being you iiquor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A travel

mug

Nah I'm to posh

*chokes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tinsel why is everyone being you iiquor?

I really have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A travel

mug

Nah I'm to posh

*chokes*

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some stilts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book token a torch and a mouth organ, lol showing my age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Some stilts x

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some stilts x

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then

If you were closer Ide come lend a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A book token a torch and a mouth organ, lol showing my age lol"

Hmmm that could actually come in handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx"

Hahaha don't you pffftttt me mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I don't even have a tree."

You don't have a tree??

I know someone you will get on with lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Nothing to do with the thighs woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Nothing to do with the thighs woman

Dodgy holds up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't! "

But one was around my knee

no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Nothing to do with the thighs woman

Dodgy holds up then

Eggzatley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't!

But one was around my knee

no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!! "

Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?

Edible tights oh my good god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx

Hahaha don't you pffftttt me mrs

PFFFFFDFTTTTTT ... U owe me a good few dares lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't!

But one was around my knee

no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!

Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?

Edible tights oh my good god

Hmmmm yes must be that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx

Hahaha don't you pffftttt me mrs

PFFFFFDFTTTTTT ... U owe me a good few dares lovely xx

Oh shite yeah so I so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx

Hahaha don't you pffftttt me mrs

PFFFFFDFTTTTTT ... U owe me a good few dares lovely xx

Oh shite yeah so I so

Taps fingernails(painted red) on table and waits!!!!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't even have a tree.

So where do you put all the prezzies? "

I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't!

But one was around my knee

no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!

Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?

Edible tights oh my good god

Hmmmm yes must be that

What are edible tights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were closer Ide come lend a hand

fank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A felt tip pen

voddy .. Vin rouge .. Pizza and a better glass of paper bags!!! Pfft ..

xxxx

Hahaha don't you pffftttt me mrs

PFFFFFDFTTTTTT ... U owe me a good few dares lovely xx

Oh shite yeah so I so

Taps fingernails(painted red) on table and waits!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even have a tree.

So where do you put all the prezzies?

I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents."

If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a tree either

I would buy you Stockings that stay up

Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other

Pmsl@this!!

No you bloody don't!

But one was around my knee

no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!

Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?

Edible tights oh my good god

Hmmmm yes must be that

What are edible tights?

Tights that are edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...*

thank u - now gonna get mobbed by the cats !!!! lol snoggles xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't even have a tree.

So where do you put all the prezzies?

I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents.

If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason "

I guessed who it is from because of what it says: "Do not open until Christmas Day or the angels will come down and squeeze your nose". I'm guessing it's a scarf in a bright colour, possibly purple.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...*

thank u - now gonna get mobbed by the cats !!!! lol snoggles xx

Why is your eye black?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even have a tree.

So where do you put all the prezzies?

I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents.

If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason

I guessed who it is from because of what it says: "Do not open until Christmas Day or the angels will come down and squeeze your nose". I'm guessing it's a scarf in a bright colour, possibly purple."

Have you give it a squeeze and a shake?

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