FabSwingers.com forum: Cliche Sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Name one of the above.

He/She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm over the moon about this thread.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

You can lead a horse to water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's round is it

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Kangeroo loose on the top paddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off cock nose your getting right on my wick.

Not sure it's cliche but I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off cock nose your getting right on my wick.

Not sure it's cliche but I love it"

Hahahaha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day I have a window to be as sick as a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An idle mind is the devils playground

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"to BE totally honest"

.....????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you live in a glass house.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Don't get many of those to the pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it and see

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

suck it and see you never know....sit next to me before you go...jigsaw women with horror movie shoes...be cruel to me...cause im a fool for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot kettle black

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

hard hardER HARDEST

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Patience is a virtue.

Very common on here

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

It's their loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's their loss.

Noooooooo!

It's always "your loss!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only as old as the person you feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you make two short planks look like a computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single males.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i am what i am i

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you make two short planks look like a computer

My mum says He or she is as thick as two short planks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i rest my case or the variation on a theme if i had a case i would rest it.

got the time on ya cock

can't make a silk purse out a sows ear

you couldn't kick putty that ugly

mutton dressed as lamb

man says: well fuck me

woman says : not why there are dogs in the street

short arms long pockets

tighter than a duck arse in water

it was like a mouses ear (tight vagina)

i can't believe its not butter (well the price is a give away)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To shag two birds with one cock"

I think that's how it goes anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""To shag two birds with one cock"

I think that's how it goes anyway

Once bitten twice shy is another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent as a nine bob note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camp as a row of pink tents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

You make a better door than a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born in a barn (used very often by me when people leave blincin doors open)

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

You can't polish a turd

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your profile pics (even if you don't have one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in a barn (used very often by me when people leave blincin doors open)"
My dad use to say " put wood in hole "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S/he looks like s/he's been dragged through the hedge backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare as hens teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a saying i here alot from guys

"im genuine and here for freindship and regular fun"

"not after loads of meets"

erm yea if u say so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cliches, and I always avoid them like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stating the bleeding obvious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in a barn (used very often by me when people leave blincin doors open)"

No a hospital with automatic doors is my usual reply to that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't hold what's not in your hand..

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By *reaminmycoffeeCouple
over a year ago

Putney

What's your name Jesus (ie born in a barn)

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bird in the hand is better than none with no bush

Or words to that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he/she has teeth that could eat an apple thru a tennis racket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going in and out like a fiddlers elbow

up and down like a whores drawers

arse like a bag of spuds

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Mr C's favorite - "It is what it is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not very relavent but a friend of mine after a few too many pints told a girl that was hitting on him " no chance love, I've heard you've got a fanny like a ripped bus seat! ". I didn't know wether to laugh or cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The harder they cum the harder they fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't over til the fat lady sings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As tired as ten shephards.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dead as a donut

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the best of you ran down your mothers leg .. heard it on here a month or two ago .. still cracks me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whose boots are these shoes

look see that window broke on sides

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

At the end of the day.

And for all the Jeremy Kyle fans "I swear down". Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest cliches are the ones footballers use In There post match interviews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/12/13 09:08:06]

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"With respect...."

Single Males, we'll look for you if we want you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For ugly peeps ....Face like a bag of spanners , and miserable looking peeps...face like a bulldog licking piss off of a thistle ( or chewing a wasp ) lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you lie down with dogs you catch fleas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as happy as a dog with two cocks

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

At the end of the day .... (It gets dark! )

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I swear down..

What does that even mean?

I hate the saying at the end of the day.. No matter who says it a manager or whoever I will reply with "It' gets dark"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so cold... I could cut glass my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not the winning it's the taking part that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On her "like a tramp on chips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why we can't have nice things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all due respect ........

Face for radio!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No offence but...

Empty pocket millionaire (that's one my father uses a lot)

All fur coat and no knickers (that's the one that a lot of men on here would like to experience)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't make chicken soup out of chicken shite

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My new favourite is:

It's not the invisible elephant in the room you have to worry about it's the invisible elephant poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shit Sherlock" or "good thinking batman" these annoy me somewhat!!

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

"Genuine male here".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks around with a mattress strapped to her back.

The way some men view women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

this is the best Christmas ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sandwich short of a picnic,

Nice lad, but a bit dim.

Heres 20p, go and tell some one who cares.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

whatever

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

as much use as a sponge leg !

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Swings and roundabouts

To many cooks spoil the broth

If it isn't broke,don't fix it

Up the creek without a paddle

The darkest hour is just before dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""to BE totally honest"

.....????

I'm not gonna lie

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

E ecky thump

Muck slur up

Plenty more fish in the sea

Don't cry over him

Thick as two short shits

Because I said so

It's not what its pardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When push comes to shove

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

SEE YOU JIMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *elaxedfuntimesMan
over a year ago

sheffield (heely) feel free to msg me

Don't be shy give ants a try

Take me as you find me or there's the door

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By *yldrydersCouple
over a year ago

las vegas

U just sleed down a razor blade and landed in a alcohol river

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It's not you it's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In sport...

'We should've won'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no fool like an old fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Young dumb and full of cum

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

'Merry Christmas one and all'...give us strength. The only thing missing is the crippled boy. No issue with merry Christmas it is the 'one and all'. What even the mugger who stole your iPhone? Hurumph etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Many are called the chosen are few.....

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