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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... is it really only 9pm? Feels much later tonight!!

what's everyone up to?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I am so bored im driving myself insane. Typed to death on the forums. Looked on ebay, my sister has rang from belguim and ive got bugger all to do. Im going mad i tell you mad

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over a year ago

Im on here away from the footie

And having a peek at ebay too

And reading a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... is it really only 9pm? Feels much later tonight!!

what's everyone up to?"

perving you hun.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am so bored im driving myself insane. Typed to death on the forums. Looked on ebay, my sister has rang from belguim and ive got bugger all to do. Im going mad i tell you mad"

I feel a bit like that, stuff happening but nothing really occupying me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... is it really only 9pm? Feels much later tonight!!

what's everyone up to?

perving you hun.xxx"

LOL is that what was taking you 1 min about 15 minutes ago???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am shortly about to head back to my depot in Suffolk from Sheffield, a nice relaxing drive down the M1/A14,

Yeah right is raining,got 18 miles plus of roadworks got a full load on a extra high trailer,whoo hoo,

the joys of a night trucker

But on the bright side got Party at the weekend mmmmmmmmmmm

Hope everyone else is having a nice evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am shortly about to head back to my depot in Suffolk from Sheffield, a nice relaxing drive down the M1/A14,

Yeah right is raining,got 18 miles plus of roadworks got a full load on a extra high trailer,whoo hoo,

the joys of a night trucker "

Fingers crossed it won't be terrible weather for the whole journey for you. I think it's still dry here.

It's good that you have something to look forward to though. I'm off to chams with my friend tomorrow and cannot wait! The next 20 hours cannot go quick enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am shortly about to head back to my depot in Suffolk from Sheffield, a nice relaxing drive down the M1/A14,

Yeah right is raining,got 18 miles plus of roadworks got a full load on a extra high trailer,whoo hoo,

the joys of a night trucker

Fingers crossed it won't be terrible weather for the whole journey for you. I think it's still dry here.

It's good that you have something to look forward to though. I'm off to chams with my friend tomorrow and cannot wait! The next 20 hours cannot go quick enough

I know what you mean this is our first so a little nervous as well as really excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what you mean this is our first so a little nervous as well as really excited

Ooooh I remember that feeling. My friend was the host and we had 3 other couples join us. Was a fantastic night though, relaxed, friendly and lots of fun. I hope that yours turns out the same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im watchin thing on bbc about the chocolate trade and child slave labour.

iv finally found the one thing to put me off chocolate bloody shocking the conditions those poor kids are in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean this is our first so a little nervous as well as really excited

Ooooh I remember that feeling. My friend was the host and we had 3 other couples join us. Was a fantastic night though, relaxed, friendly and lots of fun. I hope that yours turns out the same way

Am sure it will,thanks.G

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

still working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"still working

Noooooooo! That's not good as I'm presuming you didn't start late either?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

watching a movie which im about to cry at!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sleeping til that bastard I call my husband woke me up

Now I will be up most of the night but I got a couple of films I recorded to watch and a few new books to read

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I was sleeping til that bastard I call my husband woke me up

Now I will be up most of the night but I got a couple of films I recorded to watch and a few new books to read

Shona

x x x "

Introduce him to Figging later! Its the ultimate in getting your own back apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOO your mean but I love your thinking

Thing is I fell asleep at about 7pm so if I wasnt woken up I would be up about now anyway

Its my own fault really cos I was out shopping today and now Im paying for it in pain

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"OOOOOO your mean but I love your thinking

Thing is I fell asleep at about 7pm so if I wasnt woken up I would be up about now anyway

Its my own fault really cos I was out shopping today and now Im paying for it in pain

Shona

x x x "

Ahhh but did you buy anything good

As for waking up after a sleep well i feel for you as i do so hate that. mind i am like you and don't sleep so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so bored im driving myself insane. Typed to death on the forums. Looked on ebay, my sister has rang from belguim and ive got bugger all to do. Im going mad i tell you mad"

Going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOOOOO your mean but I love your thinking

Thing is I fell asleep at about 7pm so if I wasnt woken up I would be up about now anyway

Its my own fault really cos I was out shopping today and now Im paying for it in pain

Shona

x x x

Ahhh but did you buy anything good

As for waking up after a sleep well i feel for you as i do so hate that. mind i am like you and don't sleep so much."

I bought a small fortunes worth of fruit and veg, cos I wanted a salad for tea

no real reason for having 3 bowls of fruit in my kitchen and then 3 hands of bananas is there??

I did see some nice bras and since when did Asdas start selling fishnets holdups??

Ohh and I saw some nice shoes for my holiday

just got to convince Steven I NEED them and that there is something wrong with the other 14 pairs of sandals I got last year and didnt wear!!

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"OOOOOO your mean but I love your thinking

Thing is I fell asleep at about 7pm so if I wasnt woken up I would be up about now anyway

Its my own fault really cos I was out shopping today and now Im paying for it in pain

Shona

x x x

Ahhh but did you buy anything good

As for waking up after a sleep well i feel for you as i do so hate that. mind i am like you and don't sleep so much.

I bought a small fortunes worth of fruit and veg, cos I wanted a salad for tea

no real reason for having 3 bowls of fruit in my kitchen and then 3 hands of bananas is there??

I did see some nice bras and since when did Asdas start selling fishnets holdups??

Ohh and I saw some nice shoes for my holiday

just got to convince Steven I NEED them and that there is something wrong with the other 14 pairs of sandals I got last year and didnt wear!!

Shona

x x x "

Shhhhh don't mention shoes

Anyway funny you should mention fruit as i was just contemplating a fruit salad this weekend as someone still has a pineapple fixation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know where the figging idea came from

I only went in to pick up a few bits a pieces spent £70 - mind you thats the least I have spent in a supermarket in years

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Now I know where the figging idea came from

I only went in to pick up a few bits a pieces spent £70 - mind you thats the least I have spent in a supermarket in years

Shona

x x x "

Hey i called for milk last week and the bill was £48.70 and i forgot the milk so had black coffee

The ginger sounds like fun though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO the ginger doesnt sound like fun to me at all hun

Ginger nips me tongue never mind anything else

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"NO the ginger doesnt sound like fun to me at all hun

Ginger nips me tongue never mind anything else

Shona

x x x "

I thought you might get the same effect with ginger biscuits but got a bollocking for having crumbs in the bed! And the bicky went soggy for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant imagine why your biccie went all soggy

And I agree no crumbs in bed unless your gonna lick them all up

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Cant imagine why your biccie went all soggy

And I agree no crumbs in bed unless your gonna lick them all up

Shona

x x x "

Well we ended up with crumbs in the bed thats for sure. Wont use ginger nuts next time as they go very soggy. Odd though as it never happens to mi baton in the same circumstances. For some reason it stops firm and perky like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now why would your baton stay perky and firm but the biccie goes soggy?? thats what you get for not dipping quick enough

Shona

x x x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Now why would your baton stay perky and firm but the biccie goes soggy?? thats what you get for not dipping quick enough

Shona

x x x "

Oooo i never thought of that! I will have to dip quicker then next time lol

He he he I do so love someone who is good at double entendres you minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh I love a good fast dipping

Now if only I could stop breaking Stevens dipper that would help

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ohh I love a good fast dipping

Now if only I could stop breaking Stevens dipper that would help

Shona

x x x "
oh shona there was a terrible mess, need less to say iv redcarded Gingernuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him clean up the mess Femme hun without the help of cleaning products

Thats why cream and most fruit based things are banned from my bedroom

but chocolate now for some reason Steven never spills a drop of that

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Make him clean up the mess Femme hun without the help of cleaning products

Thats why cream and most fruit based things are banned from my bedroom

but chocolate now for some reason Steven never spills a drop of that

Shona

x x x "
pineapple n bloody ginger biccies all over...have to say it was worth it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pineapple n bloody ginger biccies all over...have to say it was worth it tho

Now if you said raspberries or strawberries then it would be worth it to me

but after the squirty cream palaver I allow nothing that can leave crumbs

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"pineapple n bloody ginger biccies all over...have to say it was worth it tho

Now if you said raspberries or strawberries then it would be worth it to me

but after the squirty cream palaver I allow nothing that can leave crumbs

Shona

x x x "
well its nectarines dipped in chocolate next time so i wont wake up with crumbs in weird places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew there was a reason Steven was pointing out the strawberries to me today, but I pled all innocence and he looked all sad and unhappy

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I knew there was a reason Steven was pointing out the strawberries to me today, but I pled all innocence and he looked all sad and unhappy

Shona

x x x "
you wicked bugger, try mangos or nectarines they are fab for said purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they are healthy foods hun Steven likes absolutly nothing healthy - his idea of trying new things is to get a new jar of chocolate spread

Altho I do have some space dust type stuff

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"But they are healthy foods hun Steven likes absolutly nothing healthy - his idea of trying new things is to get a new jar of chocolate spread

Altho I do have some space dust type stuff

Shona

x x x "
ooooooooooooh popping candy is fab, careful on ya clit as big peices can hurt when they go...........well ya know what i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww and there was me thinking send the kids out to play and lock us in the bedroom and he will love it cos its a sugar rush and you go and stamp all over it with thoughts of pain

Now I have decided he can stick his dick in the wrapper

then if he doesnt scream I may try it

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Awww and there was me thinking send the kids out to play and lock us in the bedroom and he will love it cos its a sugar rush and you go and stamp all over it with thoughts of pain

Now I have decided he can stick his dick in the wrapper

then if he doesnt scream I may try it

Shona

x x x "
just crush up the big bits.....you will like it...........honest xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI no giving Steven ideas Im gonna stuff his dick in the wrapper and wait til he screams - depending on how many neighbours hear will decide if I try it

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh a mouthful of space dust and a good hard baton....go together like femme and _ig bad really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh a mouthful of space dust and a good hard baton....go together like femme and _ig bad really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a busy old day, new job 9-5 fekk... forgot how a full time job eats into your perving time on here!

Took the kitten I got for my daughter over to Edinburgh to her tonight after work, she absolutely adores it and my little grandson thinks his noona is the most magical woman ever!

Got home about tenish, had a couple of hours in the chatrooms and went to bed.

On the forums now overtired and can't sleep.

ach well tomorrow is another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine how very dare you neglect your perving time do you think you have a life or something

Glad the new job is going well tho

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laine how very dare you neglect your perving time do you think you have a life or something

Glad the new job is going well tho

Shona

x x x "

Not to worry Shona, if I get serious withdrawals I can always use my blackberry to access the forums on my lunch break lol

xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

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Perving???

What - is this a gold member status thing or what??

Normal people dont go perving on here do they???

SHOCKED!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said anything about normal? tutttttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats ok then Laine cant have you getting withdrawal from us here now can we

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Who said anything about normal? tutttttttt

point taken, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt asleep on the sofa from about 22:00h onwards!

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