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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear diary

I'm about to get in the bath, I plan on eating a tiramisu whilst in there ...

Because I'm worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds lovely, a nice sparkling wine would be good too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will you be posting a new bath-time picture with your tiramisu?

I do worry about you being too long for your bath - either your feet or your knees must get cold.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have you got a book for afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is decadence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds lovely, a nice sparkling wine would be good too"

Sounds like heaven, large brandy and babycham too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you be posting a new bath-time picture with your tiramisu?

I do worry about you being too long for your bath - either your feet or your knees must get cold."

I wasn't going to... But you never know!

It's usually my knees that get cold ... It is a bath for hobbits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a book for afterwards? "

No ... I'm not in a book phase, I might listen to something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

"

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cold knees in a hobbit bath...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince "

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that "

Gratzi

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i was having a lovely bath this morning then i got pissed on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i was having a lovely bath this morning then i got pissed on "

Is that what they mean about watersports?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww. I'm thinking of another sort of tiramisu floating about lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i was having a lovely bath this morning then i got pissed on

Is that what they mean about watersports?"
watersports yes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi "

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time."

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab? "

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in."

Fair enough ... I'll put an ad up next time, do you think anyone would be interested?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in.

Fair enough ... I'll put an ad up next time, do you think anyone would be interested? "

They may be more interested if they get to eat tiramisu off you before you have your bath. You will have to be clear what dessert is on offer. I don't like tiramisu so wouldn't travel for that, for instance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in.

Fair enough ... I'll put an ad up next time, do you think anyone would be interested?

They may be more interested if they get to eat tiramisu off you before you have your bath. You will have to be clear what dessert is on offer. I don't like tiramisu so wouldn't travel for that, for instance.

"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in.

Fair enough ... I'll put an ad up next time, do you think anyone would be interested?

They may be more interested if they get to eat tiramisu off you before you have your bath. You will have to be clear what dessert is on offer. I don't like tiramisu so wouldn't travel for that, for instance.

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips? "

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is decadence

I know! I feel like an Italian prince

Yes that picture reminds me of exactly that

Gratzi

I do think it is a big tiramisu to have on your own. You should get someone along to feed it to you and share it with you next time.

I can barely fit in my bath!! Are there any pixies on fab?

Not share the bath, share the tiramisu. If you are being fed then it's likely to fall in.

Fair enough ... I'll put an ad up next time, do you think anyone would be interested?

They may be more interested if they get to eat tiramisu off you before you have your bath. You will have to be clear what dessert is on offer. I don't like tiramisu so wouldn't travel for that, for instance.

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

"

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt "

What about the vinegar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?"

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ... "

You're on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have a bath

I miss it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We don't have a bath

I miss it. "

I don't have a bath either. I don't miss it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

You're on."

So, women want vinegar ... I smell a top 200 self help book coming on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

You're on.

So, women want vinegar ... I smell a top 200 self help book coming on"

On salty chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

You're on.

So, women want vinegar ... I smell a top 200 self help book coming on

On salty chips."

Okay ... I'll let you know the next time I'm having lobster and chips with a pickled quails egg before a bath so you can eat it off of me ... and maybe give me a nibble

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

You're on.

So, women want vinegar ... I smell a top 200 self help book coming on

On salty chips.

Okay ... I'll let you know the next time I'm having lobster and chips with a pickled quails egg before a bath so you can eat it off of me ... and maybe give me a nibble "

That sounds fair. Although I suspect it's only my chippy that sells lobster and pickled quails eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't have a bath

I miss it.

I don't have a bath either. I don't miss it.

"

You don't ? I like a shower fair enough but you can't beat a good long soak in a bath full of all your own dirt oh and a fizzy bath bomb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What would you travel for? Battered oysters and chips?

Lobster and chips with pickled quails eggs on the side.

If it's hot enough, I'll be sweaty and provide my own salt

What about the vinegar?

I have malt and onion vinegar ...

You're on.

So, women want vinegar ... I smell a top 200 self help book coming on

On salty chips.

Okay ... I'll let you know the next time I'm having lobster and chips with a pickled quails egg before a bath so you can eat it off of me ... and maybe give me a nibble

That sounds fair. Although I suspect it's only my chippy that sells lobster and pickled quails eggs.

"

I have been jealous of your chippy for a while now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We don't have a bath

I miss it.

I don't have a bath either. I don't miss it.

You don't ? I like a shower fair enough but you can't beat a good long soak in a bath full of all your own dirt oh and a fizzy bath bomb "

It's the bathing in your own dirt that was the problem for me. I had to have a shower before I got in the bath and one at the end of the bath. It was an environmental disaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the glory of a bath,if only,only have a shower now,well,bit cheaper on the water bill though.

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