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"Mice pies ![]() Not as good as others typos but fair made me chuckle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He only takes a nibble of ours. Finishes all the wine though.." Wine for santa? No wonder he has rosey cheeks! ![]() | |||
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"I always wonder about the mix of milk and sherry. Maybe he just collects it, using the space vacated by the presents, and gives the mince pies, milk and sherry to the homeless." Or Rudolf necks all the alcohol, he has a red nose. ![]() | |||
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"Mince pies..not mice lolol ![]() ![]() Maybe he eats mice pies as well. ![]() | |||
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"Femme! ![]() ![]() Wash your mouth out ![]() | |||
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"Femme! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh err I've gone shy ![]() | |||
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"Femme! ![]() ![]() Noooooooooooooooo! | |||
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"Femme! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hope your not shy next year! ![]() | |||
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"There is something you should all know .. sorry but hes not real .. merry Christmas ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There is something you should all know .. sorry but hes not real .. merry Christmas ![]() oh yes he does, or else who empties has sack into lyn's stockings | |||
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"There is something you should all know .. sorry but hes not real .. merry Christmas ![]() ![]() ![]() im sorry but its about time you knew ![]() | |||
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!! ![]() Did you hear Richard Wilson on the radio? He's relating his autobiography. One Christmas Eve he heard Santa so he went to look and found his father having a really good time with with aunt, his mother's sister. | |||
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!! ![]() Lol, how funny! Is it on now? | |||
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"I would rather like Santa to call at mine on sunday after 4 pm.. I need to try out this new magic wand. ![]() Beware of power surges in your area then? ![]() | |||
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"Femme! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice edit ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!! ![]() omg - lmao!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Santa can eat my mince pie and drink my milk when he's ready ![]() *phones Rudolph's hotline ![]() | |||
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"Santa can eat my mince pie and drink my milk when he's ready ![]() I can do that for you...I am a fat man with a beard...hohoho..x | |||
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawn" Thats you off his list. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list. ![]() ![]() Ive done nothing but slag the fat prick off. Ho ho ho - Pull the other one fatty, it dont mean jack shit to me mate. | |||
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list. ![]() ![]() oooOOOoooo someone had the hump didn't they | |||
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"Love this thread title typo. Merry Christmas femme. ![]() Merry Christmas...fucker! ![]() | |||
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list. ![]() ![]() Which is why he doesn't bring you any presents! You are definitely on the naughty list methinks! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house . nothing was stirring. Not even a mouse .. Just look at the title Its not a surprise Cos naughty old femme Baked them all in her pies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha fucking ha ![]() | |||
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"Love this thread title typo. Merry Christmas femme. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"the reindeer might like mice pies" What kind of carnivorous herbivore beasties have you discovered? Oh deer. | |||
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"Santa goes to rehab for the rest of the year to recover from his sugar binge" They tried to make him go to rehab,he said ho ho ho | |||
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"Santa goes to rehab for the rest of the year to recover from his sugar binge They tried to make him go to rehab,he said ho ho ho " Hahaha! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Santa goes to rehab for the rest of the year to recover from his sugar binge They tried to make him go to rehab,he said ho ho ho " Oh no no! | |||
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