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Fabswingers Forum Awards 2013.Part Two.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Categories are....

1.Sexiest Male.

2.Sexiest Female.

3.Best Avatar.

4.Most Entertaining Poster.

5.Person you would most like to be stuck on a desert Island with...

6.Best Bum..male OR female

7.Poster with the Best Username.

8.Person you would most like to be Prime Minister.

9.Most Intriguing /Interesting poster .

10.Poster with the Best Profile(including photos)

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Explanatory notes:

You cannot vote for me.

You can vote for any amount of the categories but only one vote per category.

You can vote for one half of a couple in gender specific categories.(CATEGORIES 1,2 AND 6)

For all you Bah Humbug sorts- You cannot vote by proxy, I have NO filters on and my block list is empty until voting closes...so no excuses.

Voting is by PM ,attach category number next to username you are voting for, only votes recieved by PM will be counted.

Think carefully before casting a vote, you cannot change your mind after it has been counted.

Voting is not obligatory.

This all a bit of fun, for those not wanting to participate please pass the thread by and don’t spoil it for others.

Voting closes at midnight on Sunday 22nd December, winners announced on Monday 23rd December.

Happy Voting!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Good luck everyone

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Good luck everyone "
Thanks for the votes already cast....I can reveal that there are no clear winners yet....so if you haven't voted you have until midnight on the 22nd December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote please 'me'

If I win I will sing 'The Fox' by Ylvis for you all

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Vote please 'me'

If I win I will sing 'The Fox' by Ylvis for you all "

Lyrics on the couples profile

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Vote please 'me'

If I win I will sing 'The Fox' by Ylvis for you all "
You could always bake a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vote please 'me'

If I win I will sing 'The Fox' by Ylvis for you all

Lyrics on the couples profile "

Requests are accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vote please 'me'

If I win I will sing 'The Fox' by Ylvis for you all "

Holy fuck!

just watched that and am slightly worries that someone may have slipped some really bad acid into my guiness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

Gets my vote though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well our vote for sexiest bum is going to queenoftinsel.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm not saying who I'm voting for but I haven't decided all the categories yet and am open to begging mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great idea if I voted it would only be for Jess great bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"great idea if I voted it would only be for Jess great bum "
that's so lovely

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Voting is by PM ,attach category number next to username you are voting for, only votes received by PM will be counted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope mrs s gets a vote for category 6 lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bump.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thank you to everyone who has voted so far.....including the lurkers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat 6 for Jess Bum best on line so far

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I will post this again.....

Voting is by PM ,attach category number next to username you are voting for, only votes received by PM will be counted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the categories are easy to fill I will have to think about the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the categories are easy to fill I will have to think about the rest. "

Yes I have I think about 5 or 6 I am sure of a few more categories erm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well our vote for sexiest bum is going to queenoftinsel. "

Have you seen it in the flesh ohhhh myyy I am of course joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum(p).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bum(p). "

I suspect that picture is staying up until voting is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To vote, is the pm sent to femme?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"To vote, is the pm sent to femme?"

Yes. Category number and name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if I get a vote lol .. *Wink Wink*

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Wonder if I get a vote lol .. *Wink Wink* "

No cattegory for most boring .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if I get a vote lol .. *Wink Wink*

No cattegory for most boring ......... "

Haha ! You stalking him ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't we allowed to vote for Femme; is it because there's no 'biggest wind-up' category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bum(p).

I suspect that picture is staying up until voting is over.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping my bum has had at least one vote in category 6 has I'm pretty proud of it lol mrs s xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be casting my votes today and im open to bribes

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I can't do it!! There's about 3 that I don't have to even think about and the rest are impossible x

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london


"I shall be casting my votes today and im open to bribes "

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just sent my votes hottie, and I'm that dozey I sent to someone else on the thread instead of femme FFs!!! I don't believe it!!! Only me eh? Oh well guess I better resend to femme....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do it!! There's about 3 that I don't have to even think about and the rest are impossible x "

I found mine difficult. There were some obvious and some made my brain tingle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well our vote for sexiest bum is going to queenoftinsel.

Have you seen it in the flesh ohhhh myyy I am of course joking "

Shush you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well our vote for sexiest bum is going to queenoftinsel.

Have you seen it in the flesh ohhhh myyy I am of course joking

Shush you ! "

Ha shushhhhes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we need a catogory for best cleavage, which O please me would definately win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we need a catogory for best cleavage, which O please me would definately win "

Damon right

* that was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we need a catogory for best cleavage, which O please me would definately win

Damon right

* that was a joke "

*damn - stupid autocorrect

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Last plug for Prime Minister. An extra bank holiday for all - Burger day.

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford


"Last plug for Prime Minister. An extra bank holiday for all - Burger day. "

Make it 2 bank hols plus a free burger and you have got a deal!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Last plug for Prime Minister. An extra bank holiday for all - Burger day.

Make it 2 bank hols plus a free burger and you have got a deal!"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops nearly missed this one vote for me girls I might put new pictures up of you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ops nearly missed this one vote for me girls I might put new pictures up of you do. "

You're optimistic the votes started last weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ops nearly missed this one vote for me girls I might put new pictures up of you do.

You're optimistic the votes started last weekend. "

Well vote for me so I can catch up

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Just over 26 hours until voting closes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My campaign is still active . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cast my votes!!

Good luck to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cast my votes!!

Good luck to everyone "

And so have I good luck from us also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course "
Votes are private...so no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course "

Id rather not know if only 1 person voted for me (only because I know one person has!)

If I had more than 1 then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course Votes are private...so no."

Ahhh okie dokie

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll vote for me in every category. Then I'll at least have been voted for xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course

Id rather not know if only 1 person voted for me (only because I know one person has!)

If I had more than 1 then yes "

I'd just be curious please...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course Votes are private...so no.

Ahhh okie dokie

Bugger "
Nice try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course

Id rather not know if only 1 person voted for me (only because I know one person has!)

If I had more than 1 then yes

I'd just be curious please... "

The thing is if the voting numbers were published with who voted for who, you would have people moaning that is all fixed, people throwing the C word about! Then of course the bad losers who throw their toys out of the pram!

Best to keep the " who's voted for who" private!

After all it's only a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no 'Best new-comer?'

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course

Id rather not know if only 1 person voted for me (only because I know one person has!)

If I had more than 1 then yes

I'd just be curious please...

The thing is if the voting numbers were published with who voted for who, you would have people moaning that is all fixed, people throwing the C word about! Then of course the bad losers who throw their toys out of the pram!

Best to keep the " who's voted for who" private!

After all it's only a bit of fun "

I agree Lucy I just wondered and I didn't mean publicaly .. Just wouldn't want all those buxom chicks that voted for us unable to get our thanks and gratitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually wondering if anyone gets to find out if anyone voted for them?

Just curious of course Votes are private...so no.

Ahhh okie dokie

Bugger Nice try. "

x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"no 'Best new-comer?' "

That would be a tricky category. New in January 2013 or joined the week before the voting?

There's nothing to stop a newbie winning best bum, sexiest, most intriguing etc.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all nice ones and no gimp this year are gimps out of fashion?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can only think of people for 5 categories, which seems rather poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed most of them.. Some relatively obscure posters or people who have joined relatively recently.. It's not easy but rather enjoyable. Thank you femme for your efforts!!!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done 9 out of the 10 but left with the obvious 'sexiest male'.

Errrrrrrrrrm ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have done 9 out of the 10 but left with the obvious 'sexiest male'.

Errrrrrrrrrm ............ "

That would be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much alcohol is that worth, I wonder????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh I forgot this!! When does voting close??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argh I forgot this!! When does voting close?? "

Voting closes at midnight on Sunday 22nd December, winners announced on Monday 23rd December.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much alcohol is that worth, I wonder????????"

A pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. "
Iv put my votes in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. Iv put my votes in "

One for me I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. Iv put my votes in

One for me I hope "
maybe I'm too late to get any...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. Iv put my votes in

One for me I hope maybe I'm too late to get any... "

It doesn't close till midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. Iv put my votes in

One for me I hope "
they don't seem to have... Most edible body award!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your votes in soon, you have until midnight! I will not accept any after that. "

Okay I'd better get on the case & vote then!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Still time for some more shameless plugs. Vote my donkey

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still need to put my votes in.....

May still be open to bribes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still time for some more shameless plugs. Vote my donkey kong "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still time for some more shameless plugs. Vote my donkey "

You shameless plugs ~ never!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to put my votes in.....

May still be open to bribes "

Whats the most enticing bribe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still need to put my votes in.....

May still be open to bribes "

My campaign to sing the fox song still stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I've only just seen this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine "

I dropped my phone the screens cracked sometimes its hard to read things I actually thought you put...

Bone mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme "
I've run out of crayons twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye good luck young lady x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can't wait to see how it's turned out. I'm under no illusions about my chances of coming anywhere in it, but I'm really interested in who's going t win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't wait to see how it's turned out. I'm under no illusions about my chances of coming anywhere in it, but I'm really interested in who's going t win "

You should come out front... You won't be winning by a nose

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

You should come out front... You won't be winning by a nose"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme I've run out of crayons twice. "

Are all the categories colour coded on graph paper?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme I've run out of crayons twice.

Are all the categories colour coded on graph paper?

"
No the back of cornflakes packets....

Seriously ,I am extremely organised...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme I've run out of crayons twice.

Are all the categories colour coded on graph paper?

No the back of cornflakes packets....

Seriously ,I am extremely organised... "

I don't doubt there is a spreadsheet up and running, I just like the idea of colouring in the squares on the graph paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme I've run out of crayons twice.

Are all the categories colour coded on graph paper?

No the back of cornflakes packets....

Seriously ,I am extremely organised... "

lol when i did the avatar challenges i had 3 a4 sheets of paper with new usernames added and did it as a tally chart.. but luckily that was only for a top 3 ranking.. bollocks doing it for 10 catergories with no short list lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Picked 8/10

Good luck Femme I've run out of crayons twice.

Are all the categories colour coded on graph paper?

No the back of cornflakes packets....

Seriously ,I am extremely organised...

lol when i did the avatar challenges i had 3 a4 sheets of paper with new usernames added and did it as a tally chart.. but luckily that was only for a top 3 ranking.. bollocks doing it for 10 catergories with no short list lol "
Edxcel Documents are your friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine

I dropped my phone the screens cracked sometimes its hard to read things I actually thought you put...

Bone mine "

Ha ha what you like

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

VOTING CLOSED.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now we wait for the golden envelope ceremony.

I can feel the tension building already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't wait to see how it's turned out. I'm under no illusions about my chances of coming anywhere in it, but I'm really interested in who's going t win "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" who's going t win

"

Crikey, I never realised I even typed in a Northern accent. t win indeed.

I need a pink coat for my whippet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!"

Your votes may have tipped the balance. Or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive put a frock on and done my make up.. but havent prepared any speeches as there wasnt an award for 'most annoying/wanted to leave the site user' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!

Your votes may have tipped the balance. Or not. "

Or given someone the only vote they received!

At the very least, it'll be interesting to see if what is considered to be beautiful bottom is universal or dependant upon the perspective of the beholder..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive put a frock on and done my make up.. but havent prepared any speeches as there wasnt an award for 'most annoying/wanted to leave the site user' lol "

If you were genuinely annoying, you would have prepared and delivered the speech anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!

Your votes may have tipped the balance. Or not.

Or given someone the only vote they received!

At the very least, it'll be interesting to see if what is considered to be beautiful bottom is universal or dependant upon the perspective of the beholder.."

I agree totally

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!

Your votes may have tipped the balance. Or not.

Or given someone the only vote they received!

At the very least, it'll be interesting to see if what is considered to be beautiful bottom is universal or dependant upon the perspective of the beholder.."

I think that there will be lots of people getting one votes this year. As we don't know who has voted for whom it won't even be clear if best bum is universal or your vote tipping the balance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I will mostly be typing through gritted teeth and evil eyes whilst simultaneously composing a congratulatory post to all this years winners……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm excited too... Wondering my votes impacted proceedings!

Your votes may have tipped the balance. Or not.

Or given someone the only vote they received!

At the very least, it'll be interesting to see if what is considered to be beautiful bottom is universal or dependant upon the perspective of the beholder..

I think that there will be lots of people getting one votes this year. As we don't know who has voted for whom it won't even be clear if best bum is universal or your vote tipping the balance.

"

Darn the democratic process..

Yay pour les gros derrière

Vive la...wotevs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I will mostly be typing through gritted teeth and evil eyes whilst simultaneously composing a congratulatory post to all this years winners…….. "

well i voted you for prime minister i think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I will mostly be typing through gritted teeth and evil eyes whilst simultaneously composing a congratulatory post to all this years winners…….. "

You were in my top two for something if its any consolation.. And months later, I can still say I very much enjoyed a discussion we had on economics and local business (sounds dry when I put it like that lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I will mostly be typing through gritted teeth and evil eyes whilst simultaneously composing a congratulatory post to all this years winners……..

well i voted you for prime minister i think.. "

awww thankies.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I will mostly be typing through gritted teeth and evil eyes whilst simultaneously composing a congratulatory post to all this years winners……..

You were in my top two for something if its any consolation.. And months later, I can still say I very much enjoyed a discussion we had on economics and local business (sounds dry when I put it like that lol)"

how kind,,,,thank-you ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspense

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Killing

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Me . . . !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Suspense

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Killing

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Me . . . ! "

I'm sure he will untie you later. Quit ya whinging

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I just give one of those false smiles and pretend I am happy for the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering if I got any votes

But I suspect I will be heading to the losers lounge with vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been practicing my flounce for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been practicing my flounce for days "

nooooooo.. just get ya glad rags on and party hard in the losers lounge

as _yrdwoman said its bring your own booze though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suspense

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Killing

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Me . . . !

I'm sure he will untie you later. Quit ya whinging "

Yeah right - been tied to this bench for a week already!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've been practicing my flounce for days

nooooooo.. just get ya glad rags on and party hard in the losers lounge

as _yrdwoman said its bring your own booze though "

I'll have my best clothes on, I wouldn't dream of flouncing in anything less I don't drink, though. Earlier this year when I was best (ahem) man for my mates wedding, his video shows all of us on the top table solemnly toasting everyone, including me stood next to the groom, toasting with a mug of water....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB "

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? "
Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement "

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been practicing my flounce for days

nooooooo.. just get ya glad rags on and party hard in the losers lounge

as _yrdwoman said its bring your own booze though

I'll have my best clothes on, I wouldn't dream of flouncing in anything less I don't drink, though. Earlier this year when I was best (ahem) man for my mates wedding, his video shows all of us on the top table solemnly toasting everyone, including me stood next to the groom, toasting with a mug of water.... "

tina darlin i'll get you some shloer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch."

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch."

I’m going weep uncontrollably and then make a total spectacle of myself denouncing the results as some type of farce .....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on? "

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

I’m going weep uncontrollably and then make a total spectacle of myself denouncing the results as some type of farce ..... "

sox your bound to win something so no gate crashing our losers party lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oh bollox and bumholes, I completely forgot about voting!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck. "

can we get 'boo' and 'hiss' noises and voodoo dolls too? may as well go all out since it's once a year

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck. "

Form an orderly queue, just don't get stains on my top. Not those kind, anyway. Whose bosom can I weep uncontrollably on, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx "

You're not suggesting that there's a..............'erhem' - are you?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lol OPM, I already have the dolls, running out of pins though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

I’m going weep uncontrollably and then make a total spectacle of myself denouncing the results as some type of farce .....

sox your bound to win something so no gate crashing our losers party lol"

Nooooooooooo don't set me up for a fall.....OMG.....Noooooo

People will only point an snigger at me as a sob into my hands,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck.

Form an orderly queue, just don't get stains on my top. Not those kind, anyway. Whose bosom can I weep uncontrollably on, though? "

just take yours out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck.

Form an orderly queue, just don't get stains on my top. Not those kind, anyway. Whose bosom can I weep uncontrollably on, though? "

would offer mine, but there's nae feckin much there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooooooo don't set me up for a fall.....OMG.....Noooooo

People will only point an snigger at me as a sob into my hands,,,, "

If this was a televised event all the cameras would be zoomed in on you.. cmon sox for prime minister!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm tidying up the losers lounge for us unlucky ones later. BYOB

Can I get a bench to myself?

Will want to lay down in sorrow after the announcement

There are sobbing couches and bitching areas available for the masses. I have also provided lace hankies to wring and pearl necklaces to clutch.

can we have some Tina sized bussom's to rest our heads on?

Good idea. I'll get some bosoms ready, as well as arms for awkward shoulder pats. I also have 'there there' and 'well I knew THEY would win' on continuous loop on the tape deck.

can we get 'boo' and 'hiss' noises and voodoo dolls too? may as well go all out since it's once a year "

Yep, all suggestions welcome. Last years losers party was a bit lacklustre so I reckon this one should be most excellent.

Oh, and no bloody winners sneaking in to be all smug at us. Its LOSERS ONLY!! And I'll know, because I'll be reading the post, grinding my teeth and muttering curses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx

You're not suggesting that there's a..............'erhem' - are you? "

me? noooooooo

but lets be honest its all a bit of festive fun and friends will naturally be inclined to stick together. xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Form an orderly queue, just don't get stains on my top. Not those kind, anyway. Whose bosom can I weep uncontrollably on, though?

just take yours out "

I've just had a funny look at work, because I burst out laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Form an orderly queue, just don't get stains on my top. Not those kind, anyway. Whose bosom can I weep uncontrollably on, though?

just take yours out

I've just had a funny look at work, because I burst out laughing at that "

semi serious question now.. could u actually use them in the bath as a neck rest/cushion?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You probably could actually and they do feel great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx

You're not suggesting that there's a..............'erhem' - are you? "
Moir ? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably could actually and they do feel great! "

ah man im so envious.. wish i could take mine off..

but if u need some titz to cry into.. i'll let you use mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably could actually and they do feel great!

ah man im so envious.. wish i could take mine off..

but if u need some titz to cry into.. i'll let you use mine "
I will need some too.. You can both sqaush my lugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably could actually and they do feel great!

ah man im so envious.. wish i could take mine off..

but if u need some titz to cry into.. i'll let you use mine I will need some too.. You can both sqaush my lugs "

jane your a big enough tit all by yourself haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably could actually and they do feel great!

ah man im so envious.. wish i could take mine off..

but if u need some titz to cry into.. i'll let you use mine I will need some too.. You can both sqaush my lugs Excuse me Giles . Don't you have a farm to attend to xx

jane your a big enough tit all by yourself haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx "
Well its got to be soxy for prime minister or were all doomed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"anyone brave enough to try and predict the outcomes before the results are announced? Think I could probably name them all but not gonna . Would not expect many surprises . Lol am I been bitter xx Well its got to be soxy for prime minister or were all doomed "

What if it's a coalition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the results coming out before the match starts?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are the results coming out before the match starts? "

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

"

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock? "

Has it got popping candy?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock? "

Got my own thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Has it got popping candy?"

Is the pope catholic?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks "

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party "

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though. "

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock."

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps"

Ffs - I want to see now!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps

Ffs - I want to see now!! "

You've got your own personal chocolate cock. And it's a big 'un.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps

Ffs - I want to see now!! "

Haha I bet. You will have to keep it to the 2014 fantasy thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps

Ffs - I want to see now!!

You've got your own personal chocolate cock. And it's a big 'un."

True - but I want to see Ryans now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the results coming out before the match starts?

I don't think Femme said what time just that it would be today.

I expect it will be later this evening when everyone is online - I am prepping for the loser's lounge

Who wants a chocolate cock?

Got my own thanks

Ffs - its not as good as MINE!!

I had everyone eating mine at miss C's party

I beg to differ. I can't eat it myself though.

It's been a while since I've seen your chocolate cock.

It tends to make people go so I keep it under wraps

Ffs - I want to see now!!

Haha I bet. You will have to keep it to the 2014 fantasy thread "

Can I cash in on the fantasy in march?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if I get a vote lol .. *Wink Wink*

No cattegory for most boring .........

Haha ! You stalking him ? Lol "

There should be! Haha.. x

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Results thread will go up between 8- 8.30pm...had such a busy day , I need a glass of vino and a poo...see you soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Results thread will go up between 8- 8.30pm...had such a busy day , I need a glass of vino and a poo...see you soon xxx"

Make sure you wash your hands first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Results thread will go up between 8- 8.30pm...had such a busy day , I need a glass of vino and a poo...see you soon xxx"

to save time take the vino into the bathroom....

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