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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You counted them didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one knows how old the oldest lobster alive in the sea is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use oil to losen metal that should be moving when it isn't.

You use duct tape to keep metal still when its moving, when it shouldn't be moving.

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By *an SmithMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

And most people dont really care!

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"You counted them didn't you "

Not me but I ve been watching a program about biscuits ( yep its a rock and roll night at johnsodas,) but the guy thats an anorak on biscuits has said they should be 63 mm long and hes measured them,, !!

Feck ya sky remotes I ve a new standard cock measuring tool,, I m a bourbon man from now on,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most pola bears are left handed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are over 14,000 people in the UK who are 100 years of age or older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first ice skates were made from leg bones of horse, ox or deer, and were attached to feet with leather straps.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

there is only ONE monopolies commission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And most people dont really care!"

But I bet a few will count them next time they have one !!!! Just to make sure !!!!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"no one knows how old the oldest lobster alive in the sea is"

Lol no one knows how old the oldest whale alive in the sea is either.

Or turtle.

Or.............

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You too can do your own personal impersonation of Frogger when crossing a street in Nottingham if you don't notice a tram coming from each direction

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By *o 1Man
over a year ago

Ponteland / London

Fat people are harder to kidnap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fat people are harder to kidnap "

Lol good job they don't charge by the pound then !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All humans begin life in the womb as females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex/oral in the morning makes and keeps people happy all day long,

Sex/oral last thing at night can change a sad face into a happy one. So you'll be happy before you go to sleep.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

Androphobia is fear of men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiki's 'Planck Epoch' page doesn't mention Max.

I had assumed it did.

Ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal". William Jefferson Clinton is the 2nd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahha wait until, I just, Whyoowhhhh, blow the dust of my fact here, ok!

"Every member of queen wrote a number one Single!!!!!"

Ok same time next year.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact - _ingjay has an extremely nice bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

so ladies if you have this and Androhpobi you are really screwed, lol

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By *iss__KittyWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in Cornwall

Trivia.

The ancient Romans used to pin news to trees where roads intersected. Tri via is Latin for three roads

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Oral sex is a matter of taste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "sysygy" occurs when all the planets of the our Solar System line up.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)"

There are actually 20. 10 on each side

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There are actually 20. 10 on each side "

And 32 (16 each side) on a lemon puff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There are actually 20. 10 on each side

And 32 (16 each side) on a lemon puff!"

You've counted them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

that's me shafted them

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There are actually 20. 10 on each side

And 32 (16 each side) on a lemon puff!"

Were you on BBC 4 about nine o clock,,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The country code for Russia is 007

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure..."

And boning monkeys. they have sex with anyone male or female for any reasone even to settle arguments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha bonobo!!!!!!

Guess who's posting

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There are actually 20. 10 on each side

And 32 (16 each side) on a lemon puff!

Were you on BBC 4 about nine o clock,,? "

Nope, just happened to be eating them when you posted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

there are between 330 and 500 dimples on a golf ball depending on which company makes them

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"there are between 330 and 500 dimples on a golf ball depending on which company makes them"

I know theres only one Golf ball that has an odd number of dimples and its 333

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhythm is the longest English word without a vowel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clouds actually weight hundreds to thousands of tons, it's just density and air presure that stops them crashing to the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure..."

False some primates do too

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Not sure on the actual stats but something like four of the top ten snooker players are colour blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sticking to the subject of pastries. Cakes go hard (loose moisture) with age but biscuits go soft (gain moisture).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)"

There's 10 million holes in Blackburn, Lancashire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F u c k fornication under consent of the King!

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There's 10 million holes in Blackburn, Lancashire..."

Tell me about it, we were driving to the rifle range there when a chunk of Tarmac came adrift, damaged the underside of our car badly and flew trough the air after being thrown up by the back wheel,

Couldn't even get the council to pay up despite photo / video evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 10 holes in a bourbon biscuit,,

Fill me up with your facts ,,;-)

There's 10 million holes in Blackburn, Lancashire...

Tell me about it, we were driving to the rifle range there when a chunk of Tarmac came adrift, damaged the underside of our car badly and flew trough the air after being thrown up by the back wheel,

Couldn't even get the council to pay up despite photo / video evidence "

I wonder if that what Lennon had in mind ? Or possibly the vast amount of LSD floating around his bloodstream...tough call ;p

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

There are more people in the UK over 65 than there are under 16 years old.

Swallowing cum cures morning sickness.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"F u c k fornication under consent of the King!"

Thought there was a law where u cud be charged

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans and dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure..."

So, really, only dolphins. I have sex because I NEED it.. The pleasure is for those around me 'cause when I don't get it? Ooohhhh boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the twelve days of Christmas my true love gave to me... 364 presents...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill me up with your facts "

David Cameron is a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill me up with your facts

David Cameron is a twat "

Amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangkhar Puensum, 7570 m (24,836 feet) in Bhutan is the worlds highest unclimbed mountain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Terry Gould's The Lifestyle: a look at the erotic rites of swingers, swinging in its modern form began among American Air Force pilots and their wives in the 1940s during World War II.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine when it was initially introduced.

"Holidays are comin', holidays are comin'"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most pola bears are left handed!"

must be true. I've never met a righthanded one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine when it was initially introduced.

"Holidays are comin', holidays are comin'"!!! "

It WAS the real thing!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Rhythm is the longest English word without a vowel."

What about rhythms ?

I'm such a smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

that's me shafted them"

What about ambi dextrous people then???

The Godfather doesn't have the word mafia in it at all.

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