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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prosecca here as the vin rouge evaporated

What we having

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prosecco .... Ooops before spelling police start

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

port please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A frigging large one.....of something lovely and alcoholic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A light n IPA please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very very large glass of ozzie white wine for me I think. Its been a loooong day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry white please

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please "

IPA is light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light "

Ermmm IPA Bitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"port please "

Love Port with cheese n crackers .. Pours a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A frigging large one.....of something lovely and alcoholic please "

Bad day?

Large voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh go on then ill have Guinness please, would I be pushing my luck if I asked for a bag of ready salted aswell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy"

Bottle of the finest for the mad edible tight wearing challenger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh go on then ill have Guinness please, would I be pushing my luck if I asked for a bag of ready salted aswell? "

Might have some somewhere so enjoy

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Nice room temperature Calvados, something to take the antagonism of the wind away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A very very large glass of ozzie white wine for me I think. Its been a loooong day."

Poured enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy

Bottle of the finest for the mad edible tight wearing challenger "

think ile bloody need it ... Friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please "

Brings 2 glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok peeps drinks ready.. Botttttoms up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses "

It only takes 2 big ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones "

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy

Bottle of the finest for the mad edible tight wearing challenger

think ile bloody need it ... Friend "

Ya know I love ya and need to push boundaries so get ya felt tip pen ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please "
that is the second time in as many days that i have heard of that, had a guy in the pub asking if we could do one, or was it just to do one, cant remember now, pint of dirty ferret please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mulled wine for me please. Wrapping pressies and then waxing tonight, wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please that is the second time in as many days that i have heard of that, had a guy in the pub asking if we could do one, or was it just to do one, cant remember now, pint of dirty ferret please. "

Used to be my Tipple of choice then it went out of fashion and a lot of places stopped stocking Bottles of Light Ale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mulled wine for me please. Wrapping pressies and then waxing tonight, wish me luck "

Dont drink too much mulled wine those bows will be slightly sceeeeewiff hahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light

Ermmm IPA Bitter"

ipa is an India pale ale. Normally brewed with an abv over 5%, light bitter is about 3% but combined, make a nice drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok? "

Blimey I don't drink pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a non drinker can u out the kettle on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy

Bottle of the finest for the mad edible tight wearing challenger

think ile bloody need it ... Friend

Ya know I love ya and need to push boundaries so get ya felt tip pen ready "

But in my bloody forehead!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light

Ermmm IPA Bitter

ipa is an India pale ale. Normally brewed with an abv over 5%, light bitter is about 3% but combined, make a nice drink"

Persactly..you get to be Milk Monitor next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints "

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a non drinker can u out the kettle on ? "

Tea or coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light

Ermmm IPA Bitter

ipa is an India pale ale. Normally brewed with an abv over 5%, light bitter is about 3% but combined, make a nice drink

i run a pub

Persactly..you get to be Milk Monitor next week "

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Ok peeps drinks ready.. Botttttoms up x "

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best have a red vino , a little early for voddy

Bottle of the finest for the mad edible tight wearing challenger

think ile bloody need it ... Friend

Ya know I love ya and need to push boundaries so get ya felt tip pen ready

But in my bloody forehead!!! "

Not ya forehead I wanted my name on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a non drinker can u out the kettle on ?

Tea or coffee ?"

Tea please. Got any biscuits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a non drinker can u out the kettle on ?

Tea or coffee ?

Tea please. Got any biscuits too "

Have I got a selection for ya .. Name it they are yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft "

I would be on my back in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time "

And???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light

Ermmm IPA Bitter

ipa is an India pale ale. Normally brewed with an abv over 5%, light bitter is about 3% but combined, make a nice drink

i run a pub

Persactly..you get to be Milk Monitor next week "

Was my Trade for a few years too but it took up too much of my Drinking time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And??? "

I wouldn't remember anything lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol "

Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A light n IPA please

IPA is light

Ermmm IPA Bitter

ipa is an India pale ale. Normally brewed with an abv over 5%, light bitter is about 3% but combined, make a nice drink

i run a pub

Persactly..you get to be Milk Monitor next week

Was my Trade for a few years too but it took up too much of my Drinking time lol"
well you have to sample for quality control

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol "

Id remind ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya "

I bet you would..and pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My usual Jim Beam over ice Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya

I bet you would..and pics "

Camera at ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"port please

Love Port with cheese n crackers .. Pours a large one "

We often have port and cheese afternoons~am thinking we should have some kinky ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More vino please my glass is empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My usual Jim Beam over ice Please "

Not had that for 20yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka and red bull for me please

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

white wine please. served naked.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"port please

Love Port with cheese n crackers .. Pours a large one

We often have port and cheese afternoons~am thinking we should have some kinky ones "

Port and cheese - kinky yup

Crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"port please

Love Port with cheese n crackers .. Pours a large one

We often have port and cheese afternoons~am thinking we should have some kinky ones "

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee had too much Brandy last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More vino please my glass is empty "

Opens another bottle of vin rouge for the nawty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Russian please....not had a drink since April but so.need one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya

I bet you would..and pics

Camera at ready "

I think I have enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very very large vodka tonic please after day iv had

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black Russian please....not had a drink since April but so.need one haha "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya

I bet you would..and pics

Camera at ready

I think I have enough "

Not the ones id take

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Fosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya

I bet you would..and pics

Camera at ready

I think I have enough

Not the ones id take "

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine makes me naughty! Voddie for me please

Brings 2 glasses

It only takes 2 big ones

How naughty hahah pint glasses ok?

Blimey I don't drink pints

Eh wat sort of yorkshire woman are ya .. Pffft

I would be on my back in no time

And???

I wouldn't remember anything lol

Id remind ya

I bet you would..and pics

Camera at ready

I think I have enough

Not the ones id take

Oh I say "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very very large glass of ozzie white wine for me I think. Its been a loooong day.

Poured enjoy x"

Many thanks it went down a treat. Would it be cheeky to ask for the bottle and a straw and just leave me propped in the corner for the evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A very very large glass of ozzie white wine for me I think. Its been a loooong day.

Poured enjoy x

Many thanks it went down a treat. Would it be cheeky to ask for the bottle and a straw and just leave me propped in the corner for the evening? "

Not at all ... Makes corner comfy.. Enjoy watch the straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very very large glass of ozzie white wine for me I think. Its been a loooong day.

Poured enjoy x

Many thanks it went down a treat. Would it be cheeky to ask for the bottle and a straw and just leave me propped in the corner for the evening?

Not at all ... Makes corner comfy.. Enjoy watch the straw "

So kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been at sea for three and a half weeks now so move out the way as Im about to tackle the whole top shelf.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

fosters 4 me / and a chicken curry please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cool crisp and sparkling please (wine, large!)

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either

a snifter Remy Martin XO,

a glass of quarantee tres.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A shot or two of Liqor 43 followed by prosecco.

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