FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Tips....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you really want to be extra Christmassy, eat tinsel and your poo will be pretty.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You may end up with glitter hanging round your arse

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

my dogs have done that a few times

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arse"
May try Mistletoe then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter in the shitter eh?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arseMay try Mistletoe then...

Anaemic piles?

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arse"
Come on come on, come on come on, come on come on

Come on come on, come on come on, come on come on come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas tip :

Move Christmas Day and the exchange of presents back two days to the 27th.

Then you wont have to wait a year to receive/give all the half price, or less, shit that was bought in the Boxing Day sales.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out)."

I do this

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arse"

Err no I won't!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I do this

Im a fucking psycho any day of the week if I have my Daughter with me in the supermarket and people want to look backwards but walk forwards.

Shes more scared of my reactions than the offenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arseMay try Mistletoe then...

Kiss my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You may end up with glitter hanging round your arseMay try Mistletoe then...

Kiss my arse

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I would blow a Raspberry on it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If a shop assistant in Toys R Us or similar tells you a toy is ‘easy to assemble’, that assistant is probably lying.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"If a shop assistant in Toys R Us or similar tells you a toy is ‘easy to assemble’, that assistant is probably lying.

Ooh you've just reminded me that my kids don't have any presents in impenetrable plastic shell packaging and those infuriating twisty bits that hold barbies etc in their place, this year. I did good there!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

....HIDE!!!!!!...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

If someone offered to fill up the tank of my Jag I'd think that Christmas had come early

as for the Shufflers getting in the way while shopping, just think of them as extras from Shaun of the Dead and mentally twat them with an cricket bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

visit all the family few days after crimbo and pinch all the cards you gave them.. recycle and give the same ones again for next year

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm liable to actually twat them with something rather than doing it mentally.

I do my darnedest to avoid shopping for anything, other than online, between mid November and the end of January!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"visit all the family few days after crimbo and pinch all the cards you gave them.. recycle and give the same ones again for next year

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I have done that with the ones I forgot to post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha

i suppose one would turn their lips up for the Canestan?

ha ha indeed.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

We should double up, we would make a formidable team lol

There would certainly be far fewer shufflers afterwards.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha

Electric toothbrushes can be quite fun............ allegedly

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Tidal bay 2.30ASCOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"visit all the family few days after crimbo and pinch all the cards you gave them.. recycle and give the same ones again for next year

I have done that with the ones I forgot to post lol"

haha im guilty of that too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There are actually a couple of Pyrex things I really want and I'd be well chuffed to get them.

I've already had my Christmas pressie though. Plus nobody knows I want the pyrex things.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"There are actually a couple of Pyrex things I really want and I'd be well chuffed to get them.

I've already had my Christmas pressie though. Plus nobody knows I want the pyrex things."
Well Telegraph Readers do now....you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know im dead boring but i genuinely love practical gifts, things i can use

luxury is nice but something thats never overly bothered me.

everyone has different ideas and values of luxury and practical though so its all trivial x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

Likewise, please do not get men:

Barbecue tools

Soap on a rope

Socks

Car ice scraper

Mittens

Shower gel

Garden gnome mould kit

Wallace and grommit pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol my grandad asked for shower gel, sterident, aftershave, lego and handkerchiefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:

WD40

petrol for the car

a fitness DVD

an electric toothbrush

any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer

Canesten

anything from the Pyrex range.

Just saying.

The electric toothbrush would have its uses

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Make sure when you send someone a card through the post you put the card in the envelope. Strangely they knew it was from me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"lol my grandad asked for shower gel, sterident, aftershave, lego and handkerchiefs "

Bugger I forgot to add handkerchiefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonalds does not class as Christmas dinner (coughRyancough)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"McDonalds does not class as Christmas dinner (coughRyancough)

Have you had a dodgy pint?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Make sure when you send someone a card through the post you put the card in the envelope. Strangely they knew it was from me

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I don't know anyone else who would do that to be fair lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"i know im dead boring but i genuinely love practical gifts, things i can use

luxury is nice but something thats never overly bothered me.

everyone has different ideas and values of luxury and practical though so its all trivial x "

This is why I asked for new pillows

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By *rMrsAdriaCouple
over a year ago

Gosport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it on your own to avoid any arguments with the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you really want to be extra Christmassy, eat tinsel and your poo will be pretty.

Pretty kling ons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat glitter and sparkle all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter in the shitter eh?

Does this refer too us??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat glitter and sparkle all day

Yes p l e a s e !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat glitter and sparkle all day

Yes p l e a s e !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you really want to be extra Christmassy, eat tinsel and your poo will be pretty.

It might look good but it will scratch. Still, beauty knows no pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brothers dog ate some last year and it was very tinsely and as a plus a lot easier to see and pick up in the twilight. Just thought I would share that after reading.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Work over Christmas eve and the day, then go to stay with family .

Tell family and friends it's not worth putting decs up as not home, so saves a trip into the loft.

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