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"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden "Are you any good at Decorating? | |||
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"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash. "In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. Lol | |||
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"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden
Are you any good at Decorating?"Me? Oh hell yes I'm brill | |||
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"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash.
In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. Lol"Maybe it is.  | |||
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"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden "Always time for a bacon butty. | |||
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"The leaves need clearing from our front path. " Another euphemism??? | |||
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"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash.
In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. LolMaybe it is. "Dirty mind working overtime now. Lol | |||
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"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden
Always time for a bacon butty. "Then you can go and do my Christmas food shop  | |||
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"As long as I get my treat when I return" Sure you can have a mince pie | |||
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"Shoot you with my .22 air rifle for seeking attention. No head shots though, Im not a nasty twat" It was just for fun ya mental case. Caaaaaalm down.. | |||
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"As long as I get my treat when I return Sure you can have a mince pie " Cheers. I love pie... | |||
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"I have some ironing that needs doing  "While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please | |||
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"I have some ironing that needs doing
While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please "Haha !!! Nope !  | |||
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"I have some ironing that needs doing
While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please
Haha !!! Nope ! "Bummer lol,  | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two "I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two
I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol"Not a chance! I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing! | |||
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"Shoot you with my .22 air rifle for seeking attention. No head shots though, Im not a nasty twat It was just for fun ya mental case. Caaaaaalm down.." Its fucking christmas mate  its changing me. Sorry.
Im gonna shoot a party popper at you and blow one of those whistle things than unravvel into your eye. Sorry once again | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two
I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol
Not a chance!
I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!"As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two
I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol
Not a chance!
I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!
As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it "My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid! | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two
I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol
Not a chance!
I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!
As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it
My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid! "Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ...... | |||
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"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay. I could keep you busy for a day or two
I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol
Not a chance!
I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!
As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it
My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid!
Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ...... "I can do my own oil change. I just don't want to. I don't want to do ironing more though. I've already been offered help with the wardrobe with no ironing needed.
The tap remains an issue but I'll investigate that this afternoon. I've never had to take a mixer tap apart before but men can do it so how difficult can it be? 
I'm quite practical. | |||
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"Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ......
I can do my own oil change. I just don't want to. I don't want to do ironing more though.
I've already been offered help with the wardrobe with no ironing needed.
The tap remains an issue but I'll investigate that this afternoon. I've never had to take a mixer tap apart before but men can do it so how difficult can it be?
I'm quite practical. "Thats me told lol Depends on the man, I know a good few that are totally useless unless they have a pen in there hands | |||
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"id get you to pack my suitcase.. ive got everything out but just can not be bothered lol " I'd pack your case anyday sassy....lol | |||
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