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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we are having a fabswingers nativity play or pantomime this year and people have to choose who is going to play which character ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I be the angel...i've got a halo! OR Pussy in boots , lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ooooh, I'd love to have a go, but I'm not sure of which character. NOT an ugly sister, though before anyone at the back shouts out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be Buggerem Boff em n Bogoff the Three wise Men....pleeeeese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I be one of the three must be queers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be Buggerem Boff em n Bogoff the Three wise Men....pleeeeese

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yes will be lovely xxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"we are having a fabswingers nativity play or pantomime this year and people have to choose who is going to play which character ..

good luck trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Buttons please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be Prince Charming, I bet he's gay really.

I want to be a character that gets to shag the girl.

Seconds thoughts make me Alladin and I'll let let you rub my lantern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I help the males with costume fittings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good luck trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I be the angel...i've got a halo! OR Pussy in boots , lol

If they're thigh high, could i please be a boot.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I don't want to be Prince Charming, I bet he's gay really.

I want to be a character that gets to shag the girl.

Seconds thoughts make me Alladin and I'll let let you rub my lantern

No, if you get Aladdin you'll definitely be gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, I'd love to have a go, but I'm not sure of which character. NOT an ugly sister, though before anyone at the back shouts out

Princess Tina of Bendover ..The Virgin--ish

Bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the first come first served principle can i be ..........

Brian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need some nasties here , lol witches and others , That makes a good panto ..

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

They are behind you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some nasties here , lol witches and others , That makes a good panto ..

They're behind you.....on the nawty step.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need some nasties here , lol witches and others , That makes a good panto ..

They're behind you.....on the nawty step."
The Villain is always very mean and nasty and must be booed and hissed by the audience at every opportunity! lol whos that going to be ... And the Dame ..we need one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt Christopher Bigguns usually a dame, or ugly sister?

Should be possible to find some bigguns on here.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

"we are having a fabswingers nativity play or pantomime this year and people have to choose who is going to play which character ..

good luck trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!!

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made me choke on my coffee lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the Virgin Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

isnt Christopher Bigguns usually a dame, or ugly sister?

Should be possible to find some bigguns on here."
He play that part so well too ... The centerpiece of any panto is The Dame, a comic, larger than life character, played by a man.

The Principal Boy is the romantic male lead and is a ‘breeches part’, that is, played by a woman. lol OO and sleeping beauty a sort of virgin like your woman .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Baron bon munchpussy, the deviant who ties the princess up and teases her till she ------------------------------------------------------------------------screams !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Princess Tina of Bendover ..The Virgin--ish

Bride

I can live with that and I bet I'd look fetching in a white wedding dress, unless we can do one in leopard print

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Can I help the males with costume fittings

Why yes, yes you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Baron bon munchpussy, the deviant who ties the princess up and teases her till she ------------------------------------------------------------------------screams !!"
Now I am just loving this ....... sounds very erotic too ..

tied and a princess and teased ooo yes yes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I help the males with costume fittings

Why yes, yes you can

Might take me a long time hope you men don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolutely must not have a Cinders. Femme and/or others would spend all pantomine trying on every shoe possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best not mention the donkey we will end up in jail

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"we are having a fabswingers nativity play or pantomime this year and people have to choose who is going to play which character ..

good luck trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont want a flimsy set for the Barons dungeon scene tho, don't want the princess escaping. Have to tie her nice and tight !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If yer a bit pushed on the costume front, i could maybe help you out.

the ex had asked for a "freesian patterned" twosie for xmas but i'm sure she could wait a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the arse end in Daisy the cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the arse end in Daisy the cow

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we need the horse too , lol

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"I'll be the arse end in Daisy the cow

we need the horse too , lol

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well jo you could be at the middle of the cow as you have the tits for it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the arse end in Daisy the cow

we need the horse too , lol

well jo you could be at the middle of the cow as you have the tits for it lol

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.lol I hope theres no milking going on ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'll be Widow Wanky

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"I'll be the arse end in Daisy the cow

we need the horse too , lol

well jo you could be at the middle of the cow as you have the tits for it lol

.lol I hope theres no milking going on ,

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well if there is I will volunteer myself for the job

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Can i play the boots in puss in boots in pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be a tree

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I be the wicked Queen, it suits my personality and the costume is fabulous.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can you whip up a costume?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the wicked Queen, it suits my personality and the costume is fabulous.

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Yes I can see it now and that costume is it one of them Big dresses with hoops under .. so you float along. And the hair all pilled on top in a very big bun ..

All in Black red and gold ,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I be the wicked Queen, it suits my personality and the costume is fabulous.

Yes I can see it now and that costume is it one of them Big dresses with hoops under .. so you float along. And the hair all pilled on top in a very big bun ..

All in Black red and gold ,

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No I was thinking more a black corset, with black frilly french knickers and seamed stockings and 7" heels, it is a swingers panto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the wicked Queen, it suits my personality and the costume is fabulous.

Yes I can see it now and that costume is it one of them Big dresses with hoops under .. so you float along. And the hair all pilled on top in a very big bun ..

All in Black red and gold ,

No I was thinking more a black corset, with black frilly french knickers and seamed stockings and 7" heels, it is a swingers panto.

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well yes in swingers panto I was just seeing you on stage , lol

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Bold, fuckemsenseless and grrhhhhh!

Three wise and fab gifts. Bold is for washing the sheets after.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can I be the one who gets to spank princess Jas - mine in her harem pants.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer both mine and my bench's services

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a Jack and the Beanstalk .. Love that panto . xx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I can offer both mine and my bench's services

Is that a character in Aladdin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer both mine and my bench's services

Is that a character in Aladdin?

Its a very versatile bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll be the MUA and im sure iconic can be head of wardrobe/costumes

ryan/obi can be in control of photography

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I can offer both mine and my bench's services

Is that a character in Aladdin?

Its a very versatile bench

You sound very attached to it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can I be the fairy godmother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the fairy godmother

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OOO Yes I forgot all about her .. you would make a very good one too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess cruella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have we got a fairy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we got a fairy ?

view?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we got a fairy ?

Ha ha ha

Look around darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we got a fairy ?

Ha ha ha

Look around darling"
well we must have a fab fairy .xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"we must have a fab fairy .xx

Would I be able to get away with a pair of wings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we must have a fab fairy .xx

Would I be able to get away with a pair of wings?

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yes you would look fab and very sweet with a wound too making peoples wishes come true . xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

yes you would look fab and very sweet with a wound too making peoples wishes come true . xx

A WOUND? Ouch!!

I don't mind being spanked, but a ruddy wound is taking it a bit far.

Can I just have a wand, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes you would look fab and very sweet with a wound too making peoples wishes come true . xx

A WOUND? Ouch!!

I don't mind being spanked, but a ruddy wound is taking it a bit far.

Can I just have a wand, please?

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That was wand , lol can I have first wish please .... can you help me to spell ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I am looking for Joseph and Mary and the baby and Donkey .

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Can I be the wicked Queen, it suits my personality and the costume is fabulous.

Yes I can see it now and that costume is it one of them Big dresses with hoops under .. so you float along. And the hair all pilled on top in a very big bun ..

All in Black red and gold ,

No I was thinking more a black corset, with black frilly french knickers and seamed stockings and 7" heels, it is a swingers panto.

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iam sure you would look lovely in that outfit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can i be baron really hard up

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Have we got a fairy ?

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I think you should play cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck trying to find 3 wise men and a virgin!!!!

thats easy for one bit .... I could be the virgin ..... virgin on the ridiculous!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be Cinderella, always @ home and tucked up in bed before Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

Ok Jo I will play that part. Does that mean can cast spells ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

Ok Jo I will play that part. Does that mean can cast spells ?

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It sure do .. You can cast your spells on them here . I know you can get nice witches too ....... and nasty ones so they better look out ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

Ok Jo I will play that part. Does that mean can cast spells ?

It sure do .. You can cast your spells on them here . I know you can get nice witches too ....... and nasty ones so they better look out ,

Now singing oh no the wicked witch is dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

Ok Jo I will play that part. Does that mean can cast spells ?

It sure do .. You can cast your spells on them here . I know you can get nice witches too ....... and nasty ones so they better look out ,

Now singing oh no the wicked witch is dead

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you could be one of loads ... Wicked witch of the North very wicked .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a Widow Twanky ..... wanky really good part .

its be hide you ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Widow Twanky ..... wanky really good part .

its be hide you ........

I'm up for Widow Wanky, sounds made for me, I'm not a widow but loads of Wanky experience. Time for some method acting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Wicked Witch. I love them in panto its a art playing a witch . We cant all just play nice parts here.

Ok Jo I will play that part. Does that mean can cast spells ?

It sure do .. You can cast your spells on them here . I know you can get nice witches too ....... and nasty ones so they better look out ,

Now singing oh no the wicked witch is dead

you could be one of loads ... Wicked witch of the North very wicked .

Now that I can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a Widow Twanky ..... wanky really good part .

its be hide you ........

I'm up for Widow Wanky, sounds made for me, I'm not a widow but loads of Wanky experience. Time for some method acting.

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yes your the man we are looking for lots of wanky and experienced ... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for Peter Pan and a Mother Goose .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A real must for any pantomime are the lines 'Behind you!' and 'Oh no it isn't!' ('Oh yes it is!'). 'What do you think of it so far?' ('Rubbish!') Now We need a person to wright the fab pantomime , lol and we need a king no one taken the king part ..

I am a lover of the panto will go to 3 this year .

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"A real must for any pantomime are the lines 'Behind you!' and 'Oh no it isn't!' ('Oh yes it is!'). 'What do you think of it so far?' ('Rubbish!') Now We need a person to wright the fab pantomime , lol and we need a king no one taken the king part ..

I am a lover of the panto will go to 3 this year .

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I will be king if you be my queen??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a lover of the panto will go to 3 this year .

I will be king if you be my queen?? "
I was thinking I maybe Sleeping Beauty as I like my bed ......

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

I am a lover of the panto will go to 3 this year .

I will be king if you be my queen?? I was thinking I maybe Sleeping Beauty as I like my bed ......

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well I don't mind either way as long as we in bed together

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