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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Dog fart is high up there that i know!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I agree....dog fart makes me want to vomiit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cat fart aint much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas dinner fart...Mmmmmmmm

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

We had similar thread last nite hunni

Bad Smells- Why do they stick around

You may have been a 'bit busy' too notice it

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Dog fart is high up there that i know! "

WET DOG

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Vomit – according to research …. though hydrogen sulfide is also a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Cheesy Cock....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Gone off chicken,when you open the pack and its hits your nostrils

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Vomit – according to research …. though hydrogen sulfide is also a winner."

Ooooo thats not a good smell at all!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

verbal diarrhoea

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Vomit – according to research …. though hydrogen sulfide is also a winner.

Ooooo thats not a good smell at all! "

I'm sitting here thinking "why the hell do I even know things like this.. never mind remember it!"

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

i dont know whether or not i should put this into words but what the hell..here goes..

a few of us from work that day went for a carvery at lunch and as always i had loads of Cabbage as i love it, infact its my favorite veg.. i recieved a text from a reg guy we meet saying he was in the area that night and did we want him to him to call round..

a very long story cut very short hubby, this guy and i were on the bed and all going well till this guy decided to use his tongue...mmmmm...and go down on me, that was when i felt the feeling of a fart coming and to be honest i could have stopped him but the pleasure from the tongue was to much and out weighed the fart that was fast approaching..

yes it happend one almighty fart and it really did stink and this poor guy got it full on..for some strange reason that i do not know of he hasnt been in touch...what can i say ..some peeps just havent a sense of humour..lmao, xxxx stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full on blast of Really bad breath..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

the smell of a dead body

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im just thinking that if I vomit cos of a dog fart and research shows vomit as one of the worse smells............im gonna be in a bad way

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Shocking redhot but very funny....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Im just thinking that if I vomit cos of a dog fart and research shows vomit as one of the worse smells............im gonna be in a bad way "

I guess vomit is a bit like farts and poo... you can tollerate your own a lot better than the smell of someone elses lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

lexy...

ur right it was shocking and i know i shouldnt have done it and trust me i do make a habbit of it but it does make me smile when i think about it..lol stella

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

A full cat litter tray! I remember some one posting on here he had a meet with said offending item in the bedroom and he had to give up half way through!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The research was about what smells made people feel the most unwell… and they really did have a bunch of people sniffing the smells. Whilst other smells had a major stink factor and even made people gag, the smell of vomit also triggers memories of being ill… which then makes people feel ill. Smell influences moods and memories more than we realise.

I'd hate to think what memories a cat litter tray stirs up lol

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Pernod

I remember being very ill after drinking pernod and black, my Mam wasnt best pleased with me either..

To this day when I smell it

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The research was about what smells made people feel the most unwell… and they really did have a bunch of people sniffing the smells. Whilst other smells had a major stink factor and even made people gag, the smell of vomit also triggers memories of being ill… which then makes people feel ill. Smell influences moods and memories more than we realise.

I'd hate to think what memories a cat litter tray stirs up lol

"

For me thank goodness nothing personally but it traumatised him as far as i remember. But he was a bit ocd over stuff if truth be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

butyl seleno-mercaptan

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"lexy...

ur right it was shocking and i know i shouldnt have done it and trust me i do make a habbit of it but it does make me smile when i think about it..lol stella"

Stella???

Did you really mean that you DO make a habit of it????

LOL

Stella farts!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath and BO met a guy once who'd obviously come home from work, put a clean shirt on then come to meet me yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full cat litter tray! I remember some one posting on here he had a meet with said offending item in the bedroom and he had to give up half way through!

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thats disgusting

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Working in the NHS, I can honestly say the worst smell you can get is when some poor sod has a blockage and they are vomiting faecal fluid.

That is liquid faecal matter coming up through the body and out of the mouth. Only smelled it once when the lady did so whilst being transported to theatres. It literally made everyone around begin retching at the smell.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Dog poo but BO comes in as a close second for me. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly ppl that dont bathe in the nether regions phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in the NHS, I can honestly say the worst smell you can get is when some poor sod has a blockage and they are vomiting faecal fluid.

That is liquid faecal matter coming up through the body and out of the mouth. Only smelled it once when the lady did so whilst being transported to theatres. It literally made everyone around begin retching at the smell. "

Oh yes, I can vouch for that ! My Dad had a blockage in his gut and that is exactly what happened ... it was bad to say the very least ..

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over a year ago


"Working in the NHS, I can honestly say the worst smell you can get is when some poor sod has a blockage and they are vomiting faecal fluid.

That is liquid faecal matter coming up through the body and out of the mouth. Only smelled it once when the lady did so whilst being transported to theatres. It literally made everyone around begin retching at the smell. "

I work on a ward where that is quite common but its really strange as I cope really well when someone is that poorly and can't help it,along with lots of other nasty hospital smells,but out of work I reach for the bucket at every dodgy smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dog after its had tripe!!!

its bloody unholy!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my arse after a vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont know whether or not i should put this into words but what the hell..here goes..

a few of us from work that day went for a carvery at lunch and as always i had loads of Cabbage as i love it, infact its my favorite veg.. i recieved a text from a reg guy we meet saying he was in the area that night and did we want him to him to call round..

a very long story cut very short hubby, this guy and i were on the bed and all going well till this guy decided to use his tongue...mmmmm...and go down on me, that was when i felt the feeling of a fart coming and to be honest i could have stopped him but the pleasure from the tongue was to much and out weighed the fart that was fast approaching..

yes it happend one almighty fart and it really did stink and this poor guy got it full on..for some strange reason that i do not know of he hasnt been in touch...what can i say ..some peeps just havent a sense of humour..lmao, xxxx stella"

It's a funny story and you only think it happens in a badly made pron flick but if it was me on the receiving end of it I'd have either laughed my bollocks off or called you a dirty bitch and left. Probably the former, but if it was a really stinky one I may have retched all over your duvet then laughed my bollocks off THEN left. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath is minging especially if your on a meet but vomit is the only thing that makes me retch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad breath is minging especially if your on a meet but vomit is the only thing that makes me retch. "

You wanna come round here and change a few nappies, you'll soon find another thing that makes you retch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok with certain things but people with bad breath or bad bo is horrid, disco minge is a gag reflex worker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad breath and BO met a guy once who'd obviously come home from work, put a clean shirt on then come to meet me yuk "

I've had one of them, he didn't even change his shirt! To add insult to injury he was an engineer with Thames Water and he'd been at their sewage plant all day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale rancid body odour is one of the worst things especially as it is totally unnecessary in most cases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweaty feet in a hot room on the guy sat next to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a home made chicken curry last Friday night, and then Kate and I went to a local hotel health club to relax.

Anyway, while Kate was swimming I went in the steam room. I was the only one in there and it was like an oven. I felt a fart brewing, and thought it would be ok to let it out. Fookin 'ell, it was a badden.

I left the steam room quite quickly and went in the pool with Kate.

When we came out the pool, the attendants had the steam room doors open, muttering about some dirty fooker or other

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Had a home made chicken curry last Friday night, and then Kate and I went to a local hotel health club to relax.

Anyway, while Kate was swimming I went in the steam room. I was the only one in there and it was like an oven. I felt a fart brewing, and thought it would be ok to let it out. Fookin 'ell, it was a badden.

I left the steam room quite quickly and went in the pool with Kate.

When we came out the pool, the attendants had the steam room doors open, muttering about some dirty fooker or other "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in the NHS, I can honestly say the worst smell you can get is when some poor sod has a blockage and they are vomiting faecal fluid.

That is liquid faecal matter coming up through the body and out of the mouth. Only smelled it once when the lady did so whilst being transported to theatres. It literally made everyone around begin retching at the smell.

I work on a ward where that is quite common but its really strange as I cope really well when someone is that poorly and can't help it,along with lots of other nasty hospital smells,but out of work I reach for the bucket at every dodgy smell "
I used to wrk in a vets , and a dog had died overnite in owners se , was brougt in nxt day for an autopsy, when was opened up , Jesus, the smell was soooooo bad ,thats te worst smell I have even known , xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ex gutted rabbits in summer nasty smell blood and guts

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

when the farmers drive between the olive trees on a baking hot summers day in spain and pump out the contents of septic tanks they have sucked up from someones villa , that " RANKS " high on my list

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