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By *amslam1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

willenhall

following on from the anal sex disaster

what bad things have happened to you then?

I'll start off with the tale of a friend who when getting to the gravy strokes burst his banjo string.

"god his room looked like the texas cahinsaw massacre had been in there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops, got that T shirt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

I don't think I really have had a disaster yet...

Apart from the time he fucked me so hard doggy style that I nearly puked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got the car stuck down a muddy lane with my girlfriend cos I had to leave the handbrake off, and it rocked itself in the mud. Got covered in mud pushing it out while she drove

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once had a boob pop out of a bra when I was going bouncy bouncy on top of him. Luckily he was the wrong way to see it, so without missing a stroke I just put it back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a metal cock ring slip once

Thought my left ball had hit my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the every room in the house trick including the broom cupboard.

Closed the door into the pitch black and it got really hot and steamy. Absolutely brilliant especially when we started running out of air. Orgasmed from partial asphyxiation

No handle on the inside.

I had to kick a hole in the door to escape.

Once was enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy flipped me upside down once for a standing up 69...sorta slipped and I bit his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while fucking in the car park of her apartment building in my car one very late night her boyfriend who is supposed to be on night shift calls.

"what are you doing?"

"in bed asleep" she replies

"funny I came home early and you aren't here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy flipped me upside down once for a standing up 69...sorta slipped and I bit his cock "

Flipped guy over to rim and he fell of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy flipped me upside down once for a standing up 69...sorta slipped and I bit his cock "

Flipped guy over to rim and he fell of bed

Off not of

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Did the every room in the house trick including the broom cupboard.

Closed the door into the pitch black and it got really hot and steamy. Absolutely brilliant especially when we started running out of air. Orgasmed from partial asphyxiation

No handle on the inside.

I had to kick a hole in the door to escape.

Once was enough"

Bloody hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy flipped me upside down once for a standing up 69...sorta slipped and I bit his cock "

ooopsy lmao

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really."

I'm not going to meet you

I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Got married. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a nettle rash fetish

Loads of videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Got married. "

Winner!

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough


"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really.

I'm not going to meet you

I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face."

To be fair all those things happened to me and not the people i was with at the time lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I once fainted on a meet with a couple from fab.out cold.I gave up cigs a few weeks before.had good bit to drink, they were big boozers, and I had a ciggie.last I remember was being put to bed by the wife.like a baby

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I once fainted on a meet with a couple from fab.out cold.I gave up cigs a few weeks before.had good bit to drink, they were big boozers, and I had a ciggie.last I remember was being put to bed by the wife.like a baby "

aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really.

I'm not going to meet you

I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face.

To be fair all those things happened to me and not the people i was with at the time lol"

As long as you don't injure me at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had far too much red wine once and after sex was way gone .. Started feeling bad where I ran from the guest bedroom looking for the bathroom only to stumble into their bedroom and projectile vomit over the lush cream carpet and walls . We did not see them again and also left a good pair of shoes there !

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Pushed my playmate through a plasterboard wall at the the Vanilla Alternative, while doing him against it...

There is still a mark left on the site if the repair that tickles me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"following on from the anal sex disaster

what bad things have happened to you then?

I'll start off with the tale of a friend who when getting to the gravy strokes burst his banjo string.

iv also done that aswel while having sex tho.just goes to show how hard u go in lol its fine nw tho and even more flexible

"god his room looked like the texas cahinsaw massacre had been in there" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Got married. "

Haha I think that beats em all lol!

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