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I have decided to grow my own christmas tree . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So - how do I NOT kill it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I nearly got killed by an artificial one on Sunday (mild anaphylaxis) I would be interested to know if it works!

I imagine watering it is a good start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they are pretty hardy...depends what variety of tree it is I suppose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for a bonsai christmas tree....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think they are pretty hardy...depends what variety of tree it is I suppose? "

Um, well it's a little green one . . .

I do know it will only grow to 3ft though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think they are pretty hardy...depends what variety of tree it is I suppose?

Um, well it's a little green one . . .

I do know it will only grow to 3ft though! "

I am assuming it's a type of conifer ?

They are extremely hardy and should be really hard to kill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew my own last year from a sprig they gave me when buying my real tree. It was in a large pot until summer then I moved it into the garden. It's now a 6ft nord lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think they are pretty hardy...depends what variety of tree it is I suppose?

Um, well it's a little green one . . .

I do know it will only grow to 3ft though!

I am assuming it's a type of conifer ?

They are extremely hardy and should be really hard to kill! "

According to the tag it is a 'Albertiana Conica'

10 year height 3ft

It is also very prickly - as I just found out removing the tag OUCHES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick! "

Ha ha ! Good luck I kill everything that's in a pot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

Ha ha ! Good luck I kill everything that's in a pot "

I didn't kill my last tree - the cats did the other day!!

All that is left is the coconut it grew from

Obi has crap taste in getting cats

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum and dad used to have loads of Christmas trees growing...they made a fortune selling them over Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum and dad used to have loads of Christmas trees growing...they made a fortune selling them over Christmas "

Hmm, I could 'breed' Albert . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick! "

Ha ha this made me chuckle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

Ha ha this made me chuckle!!!

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over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

Ha ha this made me chuckle!!!

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"Crown" it, and call it Prince Albert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

Ha ha this made me chuckle!!!

"Crown" it, and call it Prince Albert "

Te he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and I am calling it Albert (not Alberta)

I have decided it is male since it is a prick!

Ha ha this made me chuckle!!!

"Crown" it, and call it Prince Albert

Te he "

You have also given me a dodgy photo idea

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