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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?"
Now I feel a tad queasy.....no luckily no brown Liquid here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just striaght up nasty and he is still chasing her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?"

She blanked him? Why did he try to contact her again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg she must be totally mortified! Poor woman (and mattress)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why after douching, its a good idea to warm up first using a toy, to help empty out any remaining liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not really just that when after I fucked this mature woman who was 53 and as I took out out my cock of her ass it was covered in shit, lucky I used a condom lol.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"No not really just that when after I fucked this mature woman who was 53 and as I took out out my cock of her ass it was covered in shit, lucky I used a condom lol."

good drills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not really just that when after I fucked this mature woman who was 53 and as I took out out my cock of her ass it was covered in shit, lucky I used a condom lol.

good drills "

lol thanks was fun to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the once! Be carefull after shes rode ur cock silly then strides over u to grab sumthing! From amazing to wrong in the blink of an eye lol. #redfaceandarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?"

Stuff of nightmares ....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly ive met her to say hello too and shes is so pritty and a really nice girl but wow she must of had a bad stoumach as she soaked him his sheets and his mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why after douching, its a good idea to warm up first using a toy, to help empty out any remaining liquid "

Warm up as in singers doing voice control

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate "
Bad....but funny!

Maybe she wants to play poo sticks next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate Bad....but funny!

Maybe she wants to play poo sticks next time. "

Dont know why she left not end of world shit happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate "

no she went bright red got dressed and left.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate Bad....but funny!

Maybe she wants to play poo sticks next time.

Dont know why she left not end of world shit happens "
No shit sherlock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate Bad....but funny!

Maybe she wants to play poo sticks next time.

Dont know why she left not end of world shit happens No shit sherlock! "

This reminds me of an abba classic pooper scooper......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope she had bald pussy as the old saying goes a turd in the hand is better than poo in the bush

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I am never eating sweet corn again!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hope she had bald pussy as the old saying goes a turd in the hand is better than poo in the bush "
I hear her favourite movie is Cloth encounters of the Turd Kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hes had to sleep on his bed/settee since then poor geeza and i feel soz for her too as they live very close to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope she had bald pussy as the old saying goes a turd in the hand is better than poo in the bush I hear her favourite movie is Cloth encounters of the Turd Kind. "

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if her favourite holiday place is turdistan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?"

lmfo jamas me and lauren took his shoping down sat and hes still got his mattress outside with a stain like someone has tiped a wheel barrow full of gravy over the middle of it lol he dosent care dose he i bet the neigbours think he poos the bed.we saw her in yates with her bf and she just went scarlett and did not speak to us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?

lmfo jamas me and lauren took his shoping down sat and hes still got his mattress outside with a stain like someone has tiped a wheel barrow full of gravy over the middle of it lol he dosent care dose he i bet the neigbours think he poos the bed.we saw her in yates with her bf and she just went scarlett and did not speak to us."

When we used to meets couples and singles, we always covered the mattress with a shower curtain to stop accidents going through.

I feel quite sorry for this poor women, i have seen accidents happen yes there was embarrassment those concerned had a shower and we had a good laugh about it, Sometimes it just can't be helped. Next time you just have to take more care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did she try to force a fart out during anal? was probably the force of that which caused the problem.

I must have a clean bum hole as it's always come out without too much issue.

I haven't done anal properly for about 3 years but I've now been put off for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?"

I know i shouldnt but i cant stop laughing thats tickled me.poor girl.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Well what does he think is going to happen to it if he just leaves it outside - magic cleaning fairies going to come? He either needs to get rid of it and get a new one, or get busy cleaning it, or he's going to be sleeping on the sofa for a very long time!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?

She blanked him? Why did he try to contact her again? "

Maybe he likes her and is willing to see past what happened? Maybe the time he spent with her is more than one unfortunate incident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I read this

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Why did I read this "

The thread title was misleading. If it had said 'My friend's poo explosion experience' you might have skipped it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?Now I feel a tad queasy.....no luckily no brown Liquid here. "
.That is putting it mildly lol.Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did I read this

The thread title was misleading. If it had said 'My friend's poo explosion experience' you might have skipped it."

Yes indeed but oh dear is about all I can muster while keeping my breakfast down, I am queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How disrespectful.. poor woman must be mortified.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good lord....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind of mine on her had regular meets with a girl of here.she fanny farted whilst he was fucking her and he said it felt so nice.anyway they started doing anal.i went to his last week and his matress was outside so i asked wtf is going on then he told me she tryed to force a fart out with him doing anal to her and about 2pints of brown liqud sprayed out everywhere sweet corn an all she has now blanked him and left fab.as anyone else had poo disasters doing anal?

lmfo jamas me and lauren took his shoping down sat and hes still got his mattress outside with a stain like someone has tiped a wheel barrow full of gravy over the middle of it lol he dosent care dose he i bet the neigbours think he poos the bed.we saw her in yates with her bf and she just went scarlett and did not speak to us."

I bet his post man,family,visiters,and neigbours love walking past that every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seems to be taken directly from a very famous blog about anal sex.

Anyway when you have anal sex, occasional accidents happen, even with good preparation and care. Well done to your friend for trying to stay in contact with the girl, shows he has something about him and can see past a slight mishap.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly ive met her to say hello too and shes is so pritty and a really nice girl but wow she must of had a bad stoumach as she soaked him his sheets and his mattress. "

i feel so sorry for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily no issues here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why i dont do anal

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

That's cured my frozen Mars bar eating fetish, and no it wasn't a metaphor for something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Bet he felt crap

Did he stop or carry on undi turd

Was it in a house or log cabin

Bet she needed a sit down after that a chair or maybe a stool would be more approriate "

Hahaha!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This seems to be taken directly from a very famous blog about anal sex.

Anyway when you have anal sex, occasional accidents happen, even with good preparation and care. Well done to your friend for trying to stay in contact with the girl, shows he has something about him and can see past a slight mishap."

Too true well done to him for trying to stay intoutch with her.but leaving the mattress outside is a bit bad being as they live so close to each other its like advertising what she did.I think hes hopeing someone will steal it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the 'anal pull out ' scene in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' !!!

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By *FlackoxCouple
over a year ago

London

lol honestly one of the reasons why we dont do anal lol

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By *_londonMan
over a year ago

Leagrave

And I though everyone just knew that life can be a crap shoot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to be taken directly from a very famous blog about anal sex.

Anyway when you have anal sex, occasional accidents happen, even with good preparation and care. Well done to your friend for trying to stay in contact with the girl, shows he has something about him and can see past a slight mishap.

Too true well done to him for trying to stay intoutch with her.but leaving the mattress outside is a bit bad being as they live so close to each other its like advertising what she did.I think hes hopeing someone will steal it."

who in there right mind would want to steel a mattress from outside someones house with a huge poo puddle stain in the middle of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to be taken directly from a very famous blog about anal sex.

Anyway when you have anal sex, occasional accidents happen, even with good preparation and care. Well done to your friend for trying to stay in contact with the girl, shows he has something about him and can see past a slight mishap.

Too true well done to him for trying to stay intoutch with her.but leaving the mattress outside is a bit bad being as they live so close to each other its like advertising what she did.I think hes hopeing someone will steal it.

who in there right mind would want to steel a mattress from outside someones house with a huge poo puddle stain in the middle of it?"

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not really just that when after I fucked this mature woman who was 53 and as I took out out my cock of her ass it was covered in shit, lucky I used a condom lol."

What were you expecting to be up there, sherbert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a funny tale lol

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whats even more funny is none of yous realise its been sussed james.edwards is using buffy and emmacannock as fake profiles, and tbh i highly doubt this story is even true, the OP talks shit..literally

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Even more funny that i have just noticed hes from cannock and couldnt think of a more original name than emmacannock L O L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i guess if you play with an arsehole at some point you are gonna get covered in shit

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"No not really just that when after I fucked this mature woman who was 53 and as I took out out my cock of her ass it was covered in shit, lucky I used a condom lol.

What were you expecting to be up there, sherbert? "
lol! if ya shuvaling shit... May just get some shit on ya shuval! so I have heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey what a pain in the arse that wasxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats even more funny is none of yous realise its been sussed james.edwards is using buffy and emmacannock as fake profiles, and tbh i highly doubt this story is even true, the OP talks shit..literally "

If you.look at both veris the spelling errors are identical . Pile of turd

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Whats even more funny is none of yous realise its been sussed james.edwards is using buffy and emmacannock as fake profiles, and tbh i highly doubt this story is even true, the OP talks shit..literally

If you.look at both veris the spelling errors are identical . Pile of turd"

I know lol and the style of writing, so obvious caught him/her out before no idea why they are even still on the site, that story is defo made up along with all the other shit he talks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems none of them can spell fantasy, Fantacy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats even more funny is none of yous realise its been sussed james.edwards is using buffy and emmacannock as fake profiles, and tbh i highly doubt this story is even true, the OP talks shit..literally

If you.look at both veris the spelling errors are identical . Pile of turd

I know lol and the style of writing, so obvious caught him/her out before no idea why they are even still on the site, that story is defo made up along with all the other shit he talks "

So im not the only one who sussed this out!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Whats even more funny is none of yous realise its been sussed james.edwards is using buffy and emmacannock as fake profiles, and tbh i highly doubt this story is even true, the OP talks shit..literally

If you.look at both veris the spelling errors are identical . Pile of turd

I know lol and the style of writing, so obvious caught him/her out before no idea why they are even still on the site, that story is defo made up along with all the other shit he talks

So im not the only one who sussed this out! "

Yayyyy heres me thinkin it was just me who noticed lol

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