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"id love to pinch tinas implants to have mammoth boobage!! "There would be no room for anyone else!  | |||
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"Manrider, JustJ0die, Soxy - all because together they would be absolutely hilarious. I think I'd wet myself laughing and I'm sure that nature would probably forbid such a line up outside of a musical hall (perhaps we can work up a salon quartet version of Underneath the Arches?) Sexybrain, Fabio, Femmefatale, Suki and VV of Norwich to add a bit of intellectual conversation to the table. Popeye to sit there stroking his beard. Sassy, Iconic and a couple of others because they are sexy. Ryan and BrightonSteve to do the washing up "Mmmm Ryan and BrightonSteve wearing just aprons and Marigolds....  | |||
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Fabio - simply as we share so many views
GreedyThump - purely cos Ben cracks me up whenever I see him
Oh - and Jez of course - as without a mod present no doubt it would all go a bit Pete Tong! | |||
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"id love to pinch tinas implants to have mammoth boobage!! There would be no room for anyone else! "sadly your probs right.. still think it would be bloomin hilarious.
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"We should do a fab "come dine with me" "Only the fab version would be 'Dine cum with me' | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot! "You'd need one BIG table then  | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then "I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches. | |||
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"hate to disappoint you all... _abios brain takes xmas day off... I am just a ditzy non-alcoholic beer drinking slob on a sofa..... normal service resumed boxing day...." hey thats cool still come for some grub though pull a few crackers and participate in banter.. xmas is a social thing. Eat dinner from the sofa if you'd want | |||
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"hate to disappoint you all... _abios brain takes xmas day off... I am just a ditzy non-alcoholic beer drinking slob on a sofa..... normal service resumed boxing day...." That's fine ! You'd be at home on my list then! | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches. "nooooooo the guys have to be elfs with those funny shoes and point ears and hats with bells | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches. "Mmm I'd love to be a wench for a day | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
nooooooo the guys have to be elfs with those funny shoes and point ears and hats with bells "They could have their own table.... | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches. "Can the men have a sword fight? Please please!? Hogroast and the like!? | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
nooooooo the guys have to be elfs with those funny shoes and point ears and hats with bells "I've got that covered. Meggins all around and my toe socks... | |||
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"Femme and Matt - but I wouldn't allow any Rod Stewart in background "Bugger...spoilsport. | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
Can the men have a sword fight? Please please!? Hogroast and the like!?"And Mead | |||
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" Emm n Zed, Crazed and Granny Crumpet. If only to save on the leccy bill, no need for lighting. "Still trying to work this one out lol | |||
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"no xmas get together is complete without Evie and Minxie.. they can do the karaoke with Cliff Richard and renditions of 'its beginning to look a lot like XMAS' lots of cheesey music" It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas  | |||
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" Emm n Zed, Crazed and Granny Crumpet. If only to save on the leccy bill, no need for lighting.
Still trying to work this one out lol"Do you come equipt with your own candles perhaps? | |||
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You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
Can the men have a sword fight? Please please!? Hogroast and the like!?"A proper swordfight?  | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches. "You don't have to dress up to be one of them anyway  | |||
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"It's a friggin big table!!! And some because I've had the joys of their company before - the majority because I haven't! Fox - a given! Funky - nuff said! Invictus - miss his wit - hidden but not forgotten Soxy - it's just those legs! Jodie - would love to see a 'rant in person' Ryan - assuming he's wearing waders Steve - seen on cam and the fucker seems to stalk me in the forums! Cheeky - just because she is and I've never had a dull moment with her ! Lickety - my turn with the motorboat JuicyAss - got to even out the average age somehow!! Sorry A!
Fabio - simply as we share so many views
GreedyThump - purely cos Ben cracks me up whenever I see him
Oh - and Jez of course - as without a mod present no doubt it would all go a bit Pete Tong! "Can't believe you only want me for my age and not for my amazing personality!! Ha
Can I not just invite you all round? Or am I being greedy? | |||
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"It's a friggin big table!!! And some because I've had the joys of their company before - the majority because I haven't! Fox - a given! Funky - nuff said! Invictus - miss his wit - hidden but not forgotten Soxy - it's just those legs! Jodie - would love to see a 'rant in person' Ryan - assuming he's wearing waders Steve - seen on cam and the fucker seems to stalk me in the forums! Cheeky - just because she is and I've never had a dull moment with her ! Lickety - my turn with the motorboat JuicyAss - got to even out the average age somehow!! Sorry A!
Fabio - simply as we share so many views
GreedyThump - purely cos Ben cracks me up whenever I see him
Oh - and Jez of course - as without a mod present no doubt it would all go a bit Pete Tong!
Can't believe you only want me for my age and not for my amazing personality!! Ha
Can I not just invite you all round? Or am I being greedy? "Feel free! *as long as the jaegerbombs are on you! | |||
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"You have around your Christmas dinner table, and why?...." None because I have real friends | |||
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"You have around your Christmas dinner table, and why?.... None because I have real friends " Not blow up ones? You surprise me. | |||
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"You have around your Christmas dinner table, and why?.... None because I have real friends Not blow up ones? You surprise me. "Lol  | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
Can the men have a sword fight? Please please!? Hogroast and the like!?A proper swordfight? "Yes!! I think I know a few men that would be epically awesome at swordfighting! | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
Can the men have a sword fight? Please please!? Hogroast and the like!?A proper swordfight?
Yes!! I think I know a few men that would be epically awesome at swordfighting!"That sounds like a money.com advert | |||
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"Just femme because then we dont have to share the wine....but then she is my real life friend and i dont have to blow her up.... "Geez, I couldn't have imagined your party's to be so dangerous!!  | |||
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"Just femme because then we dont have to share the wine....but then she is my real life friend and i dont have to blow her up.... "No!!! We will not stand by and let you explode Femme, the forums would be wrong if you did | |||
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"I would throw a huge dinner party and invite the lot!
You'd need one BIG table then I would hire a castle and make all the guys dress up as Knights and all the ladies as wenches.
Mmm I'd love to be a wench for a day "I already have the outfit | |||
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"Just femme because then we dont have to share the wine....but then she is my real life friend and i dont have to blow her up....
No!!! We will not stand by and let you explode Femme, the forums would be wrong if you did "Thank you.......I think. | |||
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"Manrider, JustJ0die, Soxy - all because together they would be absolutely hilarious. I think I'd wet myself laughing and I'm sure that nature would probably forbid such a line up outside of a musical hall (perhaps we can work up a salon quartet version of Underneath the Arches?) Sexybrain, Fabio, Femmefatale, Suki and VV of Norwich to add a bit of intellectual conversation to the table. Popeye to sit there stroking his beard. Sassy, Iconic and a couple of others because they are sexy. Ryan and BrightonSteve to do the washing up "Moi & intellectual conversation
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"Oooh i'd love Floro on my table. Then i can use all my chat up lines on her lol. ...i have to practice on someone. "ON your table ??? I think not | |||
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"I'd like everyone to bring a dish, whoever turns up with food or drink is welcome. I'll provide a congenial atmosphere, the crackers and some games. If you can't provide food and drink for eating and imbibing then bring food for the mind and/or soul. " I'll bring LMP and popping candy | |||
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"Oooh i'd love Floro on my table. Then i can use all my chat up lines on her lol. ...i have to practice on someone.
ON your table ??? I think not "Mine? | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party.... "Ditto Soxy | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party.... "This .... But only the ones who bring a bottle are getting in | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
This .... But only the ones who bring a bottle are getting in "A bottle of squash? | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
This .... But only the ones who bring a bottle are getting in
A bottle of squash? "Good god no | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy "Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight …… | |||
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"It's a friggin big table!!! And some because I've had the joys of their company before - the majority because I haven't! Fox - a given! Funky - nuff said! Invictus - miss his wit - hidden but not forgotten Soxy - it's just those legs! Jodie - would love to see a 'rant in person' Ryan - assuming he's wearing waders Steve - seen on cam and the fucker seems to stalk me in the forums! Cheeky - just because she is and I've never had a dull moment with her ! Lickety - my turn with the motorboat JuicyAss - got to even out the average age somehow!! Sorry A!
Fabio - simply as we share so many views
GreedyThump - purely cos Ben cracks me up whenever I see him
Oh - and Jez of course - as without a mod present no doubt it would all go a bit Pete Tong! "What ev's - you only want me for my bench!!   | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy
Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight …… "Norks at dawn!  | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy
Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight ……
Norks at dawn! "Covered in chocolate ? | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy
Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight ……
Norks at dawn!
Covered in chocolate ? "Only if they are decorated to look like Christmas pud's - it is Christmas after all | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy
Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight ……
Norks at dawn!
Covered in chocolate ?
Only if they are decorated to look like Christmas pud's - it is Christmas after all "The chocolate could be the pud. That just leaves white icing and holly | |||
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"I frequent forums because I enjoy the contributions made by each and every poster…. So I’d invite everyone to my party....
Ditto Soxy
Rather than have a formal sit down meal,I think I’d organise a finger buffet just to try stop fighting over the seating arrangements which would no doubt descend into a humongous bun fight ……
Norks at dawn!
Covered in chocolate ?
Only if they are decorated to look like Christmas pud's - it is Christmas after all
The chocolate could be the pud. That just leaves white icing and holly "Ideas for white icing anyone? | |||
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"I'm inviting Blondecaz and daz and taz Along with Minxie for the karaoke. Daz can work the door. Lickety can bring her crackers or puppies as I prefer to call them. When the karaoke dies a death, femme can be the late night dj, as long as she plays crystal gayle and the Dixie chics. Bashful baz can be compare for the evening with a string of bad jokes. Ryan can supply the dessert (definitely NO fresh cream doughnuts) Polo is in charge of the after dinner mints. I can't think of a better buxom barmaid than _isscheekychops for keeping us plied with vodka. Sexonthebeach are in charge of making sure the invites go out on time. Tinatitz will be cloakroom attendant, scathing about everyone else's party outfit once their back has turned. Diamondsmiles will watch all from the sofa Justjodie will meet and greet all and sundry as they arrive. After the party is over and everyone has either departed, crashed out or disappeared into the bedrooms for a d*unken fumble under the coats, myself and soxy will play the parts of Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns and stay up in the kitchen all night bitching and shredding everyone else to pieces. " OMG.... are you trying to say I look like Michael Barrymore.....OMG... | |||
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"Oooh i'd love Floro on my table. Then i can use all my chat up lines on her lol. ...i have to practice on someone.
ON your table ??? I think not "...damn! I tried being subtle. Guess it didn't work
We can always play footsies under the table...it's been a while i've done footsies. Usually because i can't reach the other person's leg lol.
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"Jo from the profile Game4it2. Such a lovely lady. " kisses that's very sweet nice to know I have some fans here , lol | |||
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" Tinatitz will be cloakroom attendant, scathing about everyone else's party outfit once their back has turned. " Charming! Mind you I would have to add nice random objects to people's pockets for them to discover later in the week.... | |||
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" Tinatitz will be cloakroom attendant, scathing about everyone else's party outfit once their back has turned. Charming! Mind you I would have to add nice random objects to people's pockets for them to discover later in the week.... "I would expect nothing less | |||
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" Tinatitz will be cloakroom attendant, scathing about everyone else's party outfit once their back has turned. Charming! Mind you I would have to add nice random objects to people's pockets for them to discover later in the week.... "Trilby? please if you don't mind | |||
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" Trilby? please if you don't mind"I need that to remain incognito in the week - no one would suspect someone in a trilby of getting up to debauchery at the weekend. Collecting stamps, campanology, having a model train set, all possible. Debauchery, nope, never
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"We should do a fab "come dine with me" "That would be really funny .. | |||
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"We should do a fab "come dine with me"
That would be really funny .. "Can I help do the voice over? | |||
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" Trilby? please if you don't mind
I need that to remain incognito in the week - no one would suspect someone in a trilby of getting up to debauchery at the weekend. Collecting stamps, campanology, having a model train set, all possible. Debauchery, nope, never
Anyway, what's in the crackers on this table? "Ohh Tina what no trilby? I was so looking forward to finding it in my pocket....
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"Hmmmm may need to employ obi and his wood work skills to extend the dinner table " *cough cough* I think you'll find that 'I' did most the work - he just hammered where I told him too!  | |||
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"Hmmmm may need to employ obi and his wood work skills to extend the dinner table *cough cough* I think you'll find that 'I' did most the work - he just hammered where I told him too! "Hooks on all table legs ? | |||
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"Hmmmm may need to employ obi and his wood work skills to extend the dinner table *cough cough* I think you'll find that 'I' did most the work - he just hammered where I told him too!
Hooks on all table legs ? "Obviously - would look silly with them just on the top! | |||
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