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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What is the worst present you ever got at Christmas?

I received a brass standard lamp stand which completely clashed with my new decor once - it was in a very ornate, filigree Arabic style and had no shade on it. I never did find a shade which matched it - and believe me I tried as I did intend to use it in a corner of the flat I was in at the time just so I didn't offend the gift-giver. But believe me - there wasn't a shade designed on the planet which would have matched it!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

More of a giver than a receiver.....love the reaction of giving a wanted gift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got given one of those pots that you put your ashes in after you die from my lovely ex mother in law.

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Some cheapo 'Calvin Classics' boxers. They shrunk on me while I was wearing them thus meaning I had to be cut out and my balls looked like they had starred in 'Avatar'

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't think of a bad present. I'm sure there have been a few but I always appreciate the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of potatoes a few years out of date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to move out of my flat at the weekend and my lovely bf just told me he is going to pay for a van to move my stuff instead of buying me an xmas pressie.

As you can imagine that was met with a resounding silence!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a pussy pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a musical bottle opening that once activated played jingle bells on eternal repeat until I smashed it with a hammer. There was no way to turn it off and the battery compartment was melted shut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember ever receiving one I didn't like

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One of my friends and I have a competition each year. The rules:

We can only spend a maximum of £2, the present could be opened in the presence of your parents and it must be totally 100% useless.

However, my friend is confusing useless with rubbish and has just raided his bin for the previous couple of years. The other year I bought him a set of Jenga blocks that I had glued and nailed together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got given one of those pots that you put your ashes in after you die from my lovely ex mother in law. "

Lol that's subtle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thing on out local radio about this .. One lady got a bottle of baileys that was two years out of date and cream had gone off as it had been opened and half gone yukk .

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"One of my friends and I have a competition each year. The rules:

We can only spend a maximum of £2, the present could be opened in the presence of your parents and it must be totally 100% useless.

However, my friend is confusing useless with rubbish and has just raided his bin for the previous couple of years. The other year I bought him a set of Jenga blocks that I had glued and nailed together.

"

Love the jenga idea!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

4 tins of stewing steak and a potato peeler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I wasn't single at Christmas, he got me a pair of mini straighteners for short hair.

Anyone who has seen me knows my hair is far from straight. They were flipping useless (like him really) so put them on Ebay.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Battery operated rotating tie hook

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My ex mother in law bought me slippers every year - despite knowing that I only ever wear full/boot type slippers that don't fall off, and that she was buying me slippers that were several sizes too small. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex got me a china fox in a glass dome, sat in plastic foliage with a piece of rope wrapped round it !!!!

My face was a picture when I unwrapped it !!!!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"An ex got me a china fox in a glass dome, sat in plastic foliage with a piece of rope wrapped round it !!!!

My face was a picture when I unwrapped it !!!! "

Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex got me a china fox in a glass dome, sat in plastic foliage with a piece of rope wrapped round it !!!!

My face was a picture when I unwrapped it !!!!

Classy! "

Yes it accidentally got broken !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got Kenco Coffee once..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I never get bad presents...people close to me know I am fussy...I would rather have something practical I can use than something fancy and expensive that I don't use....but fancy and expensive that I do use is a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was a saucepan set when I was 21. I really didn't want them at the time as I just wanted girly things. They turned out to be a great present as I still have them and cook with them regularly.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A plastic pen in the shape of a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass tealight holder done a bit like menorah, where the outline of the holders for the tealights where done in a burnt orange. The decor in my living room is hint of lilac on walls with white furniture so didn't go with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

except perfume I don't wear and fashion jewellery that I can't wear I seem to do ok... oh and twenty of those small packets of tissue.

but my mum has had a cheese grater, a post box, and car insurance over the years from the same person. I'm not sure why they're still married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just last week I was given some gifts,1 of them was few packs of tissues £10,£20,£50 style I mean what the hell??

I can afford tissues and so what if they novalty items.wouldnt give anybody tissues

Some people are strange

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