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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mistletoe!!!

Come and do your best...

Puckers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMMwwwhhhhaaaaaa

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mmmmmwwaahhhhh (squeezes bum for luck ) xxx

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Mwaaahhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MMMwwwhhhhaaaaaa"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmwwaahhhhh (squeezes bum for luck ) xxx "

Ooh a nice firm one I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mwaaahhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmwwwhhhhaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Puckers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*kisses you on cheek out of respect*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmwwwhhhhaaaaaa "

Oooh Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwah !! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The mistletoe is above my head

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Puckers up

Mwaaaahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*kisses you on cheek out of respect*

Awe bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The mistletoe is above my head

pmsl "

You didn't say that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*bends over*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

*cuts a bigger hole in my bag

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over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mistletoe!!!

Come and do your best...

Puckers up

Mwaaaahhhhh xxxxx

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You can keep your mistletoe, I have Ferrero Rocher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The mistletoe is above my head

pmsl

You didn't say that though

Well ya know now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*bends over*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*bends over*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*cuts a bigger hole in my bag

I hope there are no holes in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mistletoe!!!

Come and do your best...

Puckers up

Mwaaaahhhhh xxxxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can keep your mistletoe, I have Ferrero Rocher

You can keep them I don't like them

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Mwah mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mwah mwah"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

Haha .. Bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

Haha .. Bring cake

Ok, but you blow the candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

Haha .. Bring cake

Ok, but you blow the candle.

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed all the snogging! As always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

Haha .. Bring cake

Ok, but you blow the candle.

Oh go on then"

Make sure you dance too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Arrives late to the party, but I do have some blackjacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed all the snogging! As always

No I'm still puckering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all.

mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh

Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.

Haha .. Bring cake

Ok, but you blow the candle.

Oh go on then

Make sure you dance too

Dance moi ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arrives late to the party, but I do have some blackjacks

Blackjacks sound perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck

BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!

I got some strange looks I tell ya

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over a year ago

"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck

BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it

Le Mans style dash to car now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*kisses you on cheek out of respect*

Awe bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck

BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it

Le Mans style dash to car now

Ile pm my postcode .... Best get it right this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!

I got some strange looks I tell ya

Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips

Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!

I got some strange looks I tell ya

Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?

BLOCKED!!!

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over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips

Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat

Thats later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!

I got some strange looks I tell ya

Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?

BLOCKED!!!

(Writes her a fat blank cheque whilst wearing his sumo outfit - that's what you wanted for Christmas)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah

New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??

Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol

Oooh hope it's red

Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?

Yup it's the only way to know for sure

Here goes then

Eeeeeeek

Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go

'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!

Will be wen I pucker

Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips

Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat

Thats later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooooo!!

Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous.

...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).

Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!

I got some strange looks I tell ya

Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?

BLOCKED!!!

(Writes her a fat blank cheque whilst wearing his sumo outfit - that's what you wanted for Christmas)

Awe

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