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An alternative use of a sock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi, just chatting to a friend, no idea how this topic of conversation came up! But he assures me many a young man would have wanked into a sock

Is this true?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, from what I know yes, but was never something I did personally

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Lol, from what I know yes, but was never something I did personally"

Get one of them old style washing up bottles. Place sock in and fill outside with custard (must be the thick sort and NOT hot) Fold sock back over bottle and enjoy!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Lol, from what I know yes, but was never something I did personally

Get one of them old style washing up bottles. Place sock in and fill outside with custard (must be the thick sort and NOT hot) Fold sock back over bottle and enjoy! "

LOL!!!

Does it have to be a sock you filll with custard?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, from what I know yes, but was never something I did personally

Get one of them old style washing up bottles. Place sock in and fill outside with custard (must be the thick sort and NOT hot) Fold sock back over bottle and enjoy!

LOL!!!

Does it have to be a sock you filll with custard?????"

I thought they just used em coz they didn't have any tissues to hand! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, I would wait till nobody else in house as a teenager, get a plastic bag and put something like moisturising cream inside, put it between 2 settee cushions and bingo...lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"well, I would wait till nobody else in house as a teenager, get a plastic bag and put something like moisturising cream inside, put it between 2 settee cushions and bingo...lol"

am now imagining big plush settee!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once many years ago walked into my mates room and crashed on his floor after a night out, to wake up and see a black sock inches away from my face...i picked it up to fling it into his laundry bin and it was like a cookie!!

could have easily snapped it in half as it was so crusty, had i not dropped it in disgust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! I know many a young man who have done this!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Lol, from what I know yes, but was never something I did personally

Get one of them old style washing up bottles. Place sock in and fill outside with custard (must be the thick sort and NOT hot) Fold sock back over bottle and enjoy!

LOL!!!

Does it have to be a sock you filll with custard?????

I thought they just used em coz they didn't have any tissues to hand! lol"

You can do a similar trick with jelly! or even better with a water melon!

He he he can tell i spent some time aboard a submarine board shitless cant ya lmao

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

OMG now got a vision of lamb chop being used in a different way...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I'll have to eat humble pie with him, I didn't believe him lol!!

Thanks for the replies..........!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Looks like I'll have to eat humble pie with him, I didn't believe him lol!!

Thanks for the replies..........! "

Ohhh no no no no no don't eat the pie! you can........ well best not go there

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By *umcoveredpussyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

there is a site that tells you how to make homemade sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you learn somethin new everyday!!

many a time iv borrowed socks at parties to walk home in if shoes were hurtin and now im actually feelin pukey!! xx

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"well you learn somethin new everyday!!

many a time iv borrowed socks at parties to walk home in if shoes were hurtin and now im actually feelin pukey!! xx"

Awwwwwww admit it you like the squidgy feeling between your toes really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just thought they didnt use fabric conditioner!!!!!!! xx

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"i just thought they didnt use fabric conditioner!!!!!!! xx"

Now thats just downright disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there is a site that tells you how to make homemade sex toys"

I know of a guy who got a present of a toy recently and he is eating batteries like they go out of fashion. Men and sex toys are a dangerous combination. Best not encourage them to make home made ones

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

it would be nice to have a sock to wank into but as soon as they go into the washing machine they are gone forever, stella says "" well i put them in there "" but the problem is i never see em again..lol....tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

humble pie is in the oven cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go into our son's room when he is here his socks stand up on their own. I think we know what he is doing with them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I go into my sons room with intrepidation and a pair of tongs just incase I find one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it would be nice to have a sock to wank into but as soon as they go into the washing machine they are gone forever, stella says "" well i put them in there "" but the problem is i never see em again..lol....tony"

we have the same problem, few weeks down the line the pumps blocked, open it up and find about 4 socks shredded

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

if your shoes where hurting lol i thought it would of been your shoes hurting your feet,

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