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By *aughtySexualArousal OP   Man
over a year ago

SPALDING

What is the worst or best chat up line you have heard or used?

I saw a thing on Facebook earlier which was "You remind me of my pinky toe. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang you back door in

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By *aughtySexualArousal OP   Man
over a year ago

SPALDING


"Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang you back door in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat love, it's chilly in the boot of my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat love, it's chilly in the boot of my car."

Now that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a fruit pastille....every time I see you my mouth waters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you have adequate house insurance. As I'm going to bang you back door in "

If you ever come to my place bang away, bollocks to the insurance

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

I just saw a falling star so I guess my wish has come true....My response was "it never".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was funny as I work in that area. Insurance not back doors ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat love, it's chilly in the boot of my car.

Now that's funny "

The person on the receiving end didn't think so.

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By *aughtySexualArousal OP   Man
over a year ago

SPALDING

Have any of them worked, and what happened?? Any slaps lol

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over a year ago


"It was funny as I work in that area. Insurance not back doors ? Lol"

I teach or could give you a lesson on back doors lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I worked in insurance I never used anything for a pick up line. I guess I could have gone with, 'I have experience in validating claims - how big would you claim your bosom is?'

Instead, I just used to stay sober and chat to people, rather than drink and talk about doing something. After this pint or the next. Maybe.

Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok.

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By *aughtySexualArousal OP   Man
over a year ago

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"When I worked in insurance I never used anything for a pick up line. I guess I could have gone with, 'I have experience in validating claims - how big would you claim your bosom is?'

Instead, I just used to stay sober and chat to people, rather than drink and talk about doing something. After this pint or the next. Maybe.

Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok. "

And that worked??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok.

And that worked??"

Well, I did tend to say hello first. But yes, it worked extremely well. In my younger days when I was out with my mates, most of them just drank, I found that most girls preferred someone who was sober and chatted to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice shoes"

That's mine. Works well

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