FabSwingers.com forum: What's the biggest animal you could defend yourself against using only your fists?

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A blue whale on a beach.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Great white shark. Bop em on the nose. They don't like it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wouldn't think to hit anything - I would be food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tarantula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about handle my own 'lob on'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Staffordshire bull terrier, I know this cos I have had to do it for real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dormouse.

eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a wrestle with a hairy beaver last night!

I lost!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't think to hit anything - I would be food.

Plus whatever you hit may hit back. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything weaker than a donkey. This because I got battered by one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a great deal to be honest that's why us humans invented tools cause we're shit with our hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T-Rex

Yeah you heard me ....

A Trannyosaurus,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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You lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Not a great deal to be honest that's why us humans invented tools cause we're shit with our hands

Ironically we had to be good with out hands to develop tools lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A koala bear it always the quite 1's

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It depends if I can hit the starter button on a steamroller

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By *olly_1983TV/TS
over a year ago

there

Is it only fists, or are we allowed to bitch slap?

I reckon i could land a good bitch slap on a walrus

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

I might be able to take a puppy - yeah that's right fuzzball! yer going down!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Not a great deal to be honest that's why us humans invented tools cause we're shit with our hands

I can provide evidence to the contrary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I reckon I could take on two rottweilers if need be

Kick one so it backs off then tear the others jaw as it tried to rip my throat out, then take the stunned one from behind with a stranglehold.

Anyway, I have to go feed the cat

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Forget defending myself...

Given enough rope I could give any animal of any side a really good fisting!

Although I am fairly sure that the RSPCA, police and courts could get very upset! LoL!

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