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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*I honk of Brut

*Smashed up packaging by royal mail

*Smashed up bottle of Brut (cos Superdrug cant package their items correctly)

*oh and my Hallway stinks as they left the parcel in my flat (because i accidentally left they keys in my front door) - so royal mail let themselves into my home.. great

arghhhhhhhh

Did i mention i stink of fucking BRUT?! lol

disclaimer - i cant help my grandad's fragrance of choice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That's bad they let themselves in.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's bad they let themselves in..... "

Ok i was stupid enough to have left my keys in the front door.. oddly that bit didnt twig until i got home about 18.15 when i went to reach into my handbag and saw my keys in the door

Should be greatful i wasnt robbed actually.. but still my fecking hallway STINKS!!! even febreeze hasnt worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If U left your keys in your door, you got off lightly....

Get yourself to asda to replenish....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If U left your keys in your door, you got off lightly....

Get yourself to asda to replenish...."

exceptionally lucky.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ahh memories.. dance halls of the 60's Brut yum and youth dew..blerg ..

we used to buy tiny bottles of it(brut) when I was at school for 5 bob

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Can't help it but brut gets me really horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny "

its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How long does that stuff linger for?

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby

Brut.

Lol, brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long does that stuff linger for? "

not too long im hoping for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does that stuff linger for? "

It has a half life of 57.53333 repeating years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i LOVE wearing brut.

my dad always used to have it, and so i have always had it lol.

have tried lynx and all sorts, but it just doesnt feel right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brut.

Lol, brilliant. "

he is 72

its not the worst smell.. but then im used to it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Brut, think my dad used that when we where kids

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be honest, your very lucky you didn't get robbed. Someone shouted me at three o'clock one morning. My front door was wide open

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny

its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma "

You mean Chanel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny

its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma

You mean Chanel "

god damm auto correct lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've just tried googling the half-life of spilled Brut, but nothing came up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny

its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma

You mean Chanel "

who knows.

maybe channel 5 does remind her of her granny.

did she ever partake in some running round a fake jungle with a naked Keith Chegwin? lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The postie probably saved you from a burglar as anyone opening the door would have been repelled by the Brut.

Good luck with the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you smell of brut then cute?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Its strong and very lingering... open windows tomorrow let the air blow through that should clear it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny "

same here.i love it.splash it all over, enry

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

My dad spilled a bottle in 1974 but it is fading a bit now. X x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just tried googling the half-life of spilled Brut, but nothing came up. "

I imagine it is somewhere in the region of 7-10 years.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma "

Last night it was the Osmonds, tonight its my perfume

You really are pushing your luck miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you smell of brut then cute?"

yes i do.. and so does my flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma

Last night it was the Osmonds, tonight its my perfume

You really are pushing your luck miss "

jeze i adore the Osmonds music and i love my grandma this much.. *stretches arms out as far as they can go*

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Channel 5 always reminds me of my mum. She's always watching the crap films on there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*******update********

Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items

Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny

its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma

You mean Chanel

god damm auto correct lol"

What would channel five smell like. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*******update********

Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items

Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic') "

who'd have thought would be selling out in 2013 Lols

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"*******update********

Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items

Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic') "

I have a friend I go dancing with who likes to use a LOT of aftershave - he mixes Brut with Fahrenheit to make the latter go further and it really works!!

Half life of at least 40 years I would say, my first ever boyfriend wore Brut!

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