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Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or a 100 duck-sized horses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Discuss...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

How much stale bread would I have?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Does anyone know where I could get really big pancakes and a lot of plum sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use polos or carrots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No this is purely hand to beak combat, no distractions, weapons or odd locations allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think fighting one horse size duck would be the easier option simply because 100 duck size horses would be a bugger to fend off if they started to circle......

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The duck sized horses then. I can get some good drop-kicks in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the fight take place in the garden or would it be indoors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 duck sized anything would be impossible,

so the horse sized duck thank you gladly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Neutral setting, I'd say outdoors a field no trees for you to climb into though.

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

What type of duck ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What type of duck ?"

Indian runner duck

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd contact Tesco and see if their lasagne manufacturers are willing to cut a deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Indian Runners (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus) are an unusual breed of domestic duck. They stand erect like penguins and, rather than waddling, they run. The females usually lay about 150 – 200 eggs a year or more, depending whether they are from exhibition or utility strains. They were found on the Indonesian Islands of Lombok, Java and Bali where they were 'walked' to market and sold as egg-layers or for meat. These ducks do not fly and only rarely form nests and incubate their own eggs. They run or walk, often dropping their eggs wherever they happen to be. Duck-breeders need to house their birds overnight or be vigilant in picking up the eggs to prevent them from being taken by other animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd contact Tesco and see if their lasagne manufacturers are willing to cut a deal. "

Hope it's not a "bogof" deal.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I thought it said 'would you rather fuck... '

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it said 'would you rather fuck... ' "

haha that's a different debate for another time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Personally I would opt for the horse sized duck, a 100 duck sized horses is far too many to take on individually. And ducks are naturally very passive, even at that size a how much damage could a beak do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses are only scary cos they are big. A duck sized horse would be the same size as a cat. Cats are quite hard cos they have teeth and claws.

A duck sized horse would have none of those advantages plus really tinie tiny shoes.

Ducks on the other hand are still quite scary even tho they are small. I once saw some duck sex by the canal an I'm telling you it's wasn't a loving gentle thing, that was some seriously rapey shit.

Now imagine that duck is 7 foot tall it must weigh half a ton and now has a beak the size of a bin.

My vote is a 100 duck sized horses, Or as I like to think of it 200 findus lasagnes

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Depends, do they have guns?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No and even if they had, they would need fingers to pull the trigger.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"How much stale bread would I have?"

give me 10 packets of polo mints and I'll take on the horses......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If these horse sized "ducks"* live in Stoke on Trent, then forget it.

I'd rather eat the horse.

*not as daft or unlikely as it first appears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses don't eat meat. Ducks do.

I'll take on the little horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….

Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….

Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…

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Dizzy eh?

Wouldn't it just be easier to specify blondes ducks in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LINDA SAID SHE WOULD TAKE 100 FIGHTING COCKS ANYDAY OF THE WEEK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….

Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…

Dizzy eh?

Wouldn't it just be easier to specify blondes ducks in the first place."

Perhaps yes,,,,, but then I'd have no need for accordian legs and I'd really like see what that would be like ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either. I would fuck those mutant duck/horse hybrids up. No one messes with the big fox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think she might have misunderstood the question...

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Can you imagine the size of the horse sized ducks eggs. Also how big would a duck decoy call have to be.... Could it be the same as for small ducks? I guess if you had 100 little monkeys then they could jump on the duck sized horses and ride them away. It poses more questions than one would realise, a good post.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"What type of duck ?

Indian runner duck "

I'd take the little horses. I kept Indian runners once a big one would be a bugger. Plus ducks are carnivorous and horses aren't.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Little horses and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would befriend the family off of duck dynasty, have a huge catching net (I'm taking on the horse size duck) make a few duck calls (quack quack) it comes a running or waddle into the giant net hey presto giant horse size duck defeated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't really want to fight either, I love animals x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...couldn't I just BEFRIEND the horse sized duck, then we could go flying together? I'd pay them in sandwiches and cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea. I'll throw them the crusts off the sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to take a ride on a flying horse sized duck and drop crusts on 100 duck sized horses?

...that sounds like a fantastic idea for a rock song

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Little horses and run "

Surely you couldn't outrun even duck sized horses? The horses would kick out with their hooves and if they combine this with jumping they would just overwhelm you so I'd take my chances with the duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little horses and run

Surely you couldn't outrun even duck sized horses? The horses would kick out with their hooves and if they combine this with jumping they would just overwhelm you so I'd take my chances with the duck. "

See that's why I opted for the giant net and duck caller.

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