FabSwingers.com forum: FECKING SHITEHAWKS

By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol..oh soz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr"

in some cultures thats considered really bad luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS men don't do washing!

I send mine to my mum and she washes, irons and folds it all.

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr"

0h the joys of living beside the sea!

Best remember to keep the roof up on the hairdressers car

Cxxx

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

in some cultures thats considered really bad luck"

OHOH don't need any more of that at the mo thx LOL

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"FFS men don't do washing!

I send mine to my mum and she washes, irons and folds it all.

Hmmmmmmmmm that could be difficult she lives 450 miles away

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

0h the joys of living beside the sea!

Best remember to keep the roof up on the hairdressers car

Cxxx"

ohhhhhhhhh you can be soooooooooo cruel

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"lol..oh soz xx"

Errrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm Thanks I think LOL

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

0h the joys of living beside the sea!

Best remember to keep the roof up on the hairdressers car

Cxxx

ohhhhhhhhh you can be soooooooooo cruel

I know but you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble dry it then you don't have the bird crap problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tumble dry it then you don't have the bird crap problems

FOR THOSE IN THE KNOW THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL OF FRESH WASHING JUST BOUGHT IN FROM THE FRESH AIR .....UNLESS ITS GOT CRAP ALL OVER IT OF COURSE !!!

oops sorry caps !!! forgive me !!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Tumble dry it then you don't have the bird crap problems

Trust me, if you are fortunate enough to live near the sea you only ever use a tumble drier on rainy days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am lucky enough to live by the sea ...maybe i have kinder shitehawks !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what sort of birds are shitehawks

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Sea gulls and they are VERY messy.

Had them damage paint on cars before and that was miles from the coast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines gone in the dryer today as its bloody raining! Well this is Wales. That's why our valley's are so green!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have shitehawk !, Feckn seagulls that roost and raise there babys on the shylights ,across the rd , frm me the whols st is filled with them , frm March , till end sept , screaming , frm 4 in the morn , I love anmails , but wld shoot these feckers , !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS men don't do washing!

I send mine to my mum and she washes, irons and folds it all.

Thats just lazy lol

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

0h the joys of living beside the sea!

Best remember to keep the roof up on the hairdressers car

Cxxx

ohhhhhhhhh you can be soooooooooo cruel

I know but you love it

Cx"

I hate being sooo predictable

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"Just put a load of washing out and the bastards have shit all over it GRRRRRRRRr

0h the joys of living beside the sea!

Best remember to keep the roof up on the hairdressers car

Cxxx

ohhhhhhhhh you can be soooooooooo cruel

I know but you love it

Cx"

I hate being sooo predictable

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

Was going to have clean sheets on the bed tonight.............NOT with those skidmarks tho EWWWWWWWWWWW

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Was going to have clean sheets on the bed tonight.............NOT with those skidmarks tho EWWWWWWWWWWW"

Yuck!

Perhaps you can sleep in the car or find a temporary bed elsewhere

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

LOL I do have more than 2 sets of sheets!!!!!!!!!!

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"LOL I do have more than 2 sets of sheets!!!!!!!!!!"

Well i did wonder

Still if your stuck you could ask for some as retirement present

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

Ohhhhhhhh just what I always wanted LOL

At least I won't have to worry about the white shirts then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they bigger than seagulls ?

cuz this big fooker just nearly missed me head comming home

Di ya send it up or what ?

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

LMAO had to scare them away somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin cheek........

keep the buggers down there thank you....

I tried to grab loo roll...but he was too far away

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

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loo roll you need fecking kitchen roll down here GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elephant bogroll eh......

see, we trained them well

gotta be brummy shithawks

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

The things are rats with wings so why can't we shoot the feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be a buddist....

Kill nowt but...................

spiders

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I have the inland equivalent .... magpies! They may not crap on the washing but they`re evil b*stards, killing all of the baby songbirds and anything else that comes their way ... and that bloody annoying chatter. They`ve only gained in population because the gamekeepers are no longer around keeping the numbers down so the pheasant chicks have a better chance.

Anyone got a Lawson trap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL I do have more than 2 sets of sheets!!!!!!!!!!

Well i did wonder

Still if your stuck you could ask for some as retirement present

he should have a retirement party / holiday weeknend for all the fab ladies !! would give all his work colleagues something to talk about when he leaves !!!

Cx"

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

"LOL I do have more than 2 sets of sheets!!!!!!!!!!

Well i did wonder

Still if your stuck you could ask for some as retirement present

he should have a retirement party / holiday weeknend for all the fab ladies !! would give all his work colleagues something to talk about when he leaves !!!

Cx"

Hehe I wouldn't mind it'd be safe to come out then

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

What ya do if a bird shits on yr head????

Yu pack her in

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By *zMale OP Man
over a year ago

penzance

sposed to lucky aint it if a bird shits on yer head..........Yeah know lucky you found out before you married her LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never have that problem as I always dry mine indoors.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Never have that problem as I always dry mine indoors.

Smarty Pants xxxx

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