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Man flu advice to women.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it's that time of year where us men are prone to getting the dreaded man flu. Some genius has put all the information about man flu and some advice for the sufferer and for the women in his life.

Have a look, the website is http://manflu.info

And don't worry women, remember your immune.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well I'm coming down with something but I suspect it may be traditional flu not the man variety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm coming down with something but I suspect it may be traditional flu not the man variety."

Definitely not, you are a women so as stated on the website are immune.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,

In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,

1, sympathy

2, understanding,

3 blow job*

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* this is always the most important part,,

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By *p4u77Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,

In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,

1, sympathy

2, understanding,

3 blow job*

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* this is always the most important part,, "
could manage number 3 as for the rest pfft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,

In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,

1, sympathy

2, understanding,

3 blow job*

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.

.

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* this is always the most important part,, could manage number 3 as for the rest pfft! "

Number 3 is by far the most important!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally agree with the op . I have been very lucky and only had the manflu 276 times

And can honestly say I could not move off that couch . A bj did perk me up

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down."

I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be.

My roses don't half put on a show though.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down.

I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be.

My roses don't half put on a show though. "

You could offer this service to the more squeamish or tender of heart amongst us.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down.

I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be.

My roses don't half put on a show though. "

May they rest Inn peat,,,

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow

It's not funny, I've been struggling for over a week now! Even 1 or 2 would be nice! 3, well no chance of that, that's for sure!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's not funny, I've been struggling for over a week now! Even 1 or 2 would be nice! 3, well no chance of that, that's for sure! "

There is always the bed of roses rest cure

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Man sniffles and snivelling more like...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Not having to take care of a man when he is suffering from this most deadly of diseases is one of the perks of being single

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Ladies you may laugh but it's a proven fact that man flu is worse than any flu you can get. Infact without being alarmist it is also known that man flu has been fatal to the few women that caught it... It's only down to the male's superior immune system that men survive. ?.

This factual report is sent to you by my wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you may laugh but it's a proven fact that man flu is worse than any flu you can get. Infact without being alarmist it is also known that man flu has been fatal to the few women that caught it... It's only down to the male's superior immune system that men survive. ?.

This factual report is sent to you by my wife..."

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Not having to take care of a man when he is suffering from this most deadly of diseases is one of the perks of being single "

I didn't do it when I was in a relationship. I chucked him a box of Lemsip and told him to man up.

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By *ector BrocklebankMan
over a year ago

a wee place south of Glasgow


"It's not funny, I've been struggling for over a week now! Even 1 or 2 would be nice! 3, well no chance of that, that's for sure!

There is always the bed of roses rest cure "

A bed of roses? That sounds rather nice, petal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

manflu site ........manflu.home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got man flu .. feel like shit lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"manflu site ........manflu.home

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What an interesting username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave me the hell alone and don't expect nothing from me

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