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Beep Beep Bloody Beep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I apologise if this thread results in anyone else catching beepaphobia that I seem to have developed recently.

Why does everything bloody beep these days

To name but a few, the car for lots of soddin' reasons.

The dishwasher

The washing machine

The microwave

aaargghhh

it's doing my head in. You cannot get through a day without being beeped at several times. I am now looking to de-beep some of them, by issuing a swift jab to their beepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Wales microwave ovens go Ping !

Hence their name in welsh is Popty Ping !

Literally the "Oven which goes Ping"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the fridge door left open bleep.

I've turned all my bleepers off, which is a little awkward as, as you know, I'm an on call emergency brain surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Wales microwave ovens go Ping !

Hence their name in welsh is Popty Ping !

Literally the "Oven which goes Ping" "

lol I like that - but I don't like the ping ssshhhhh !

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

I had a rental car in the US and it beeped at everything. Door open I fing known I just opened it. Key in ignition yes I fing know I just put it there etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget the fridge door left open bleep.

I've turned all my bleepers off, which is a little awkward as, as you know, I'm an on call emergency brain surgeon. "

Yep the fridge door as well, I forgot that one!

Toothbrush beeps to let you know you've brushed enough

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once had a microwave go bang. Following that, I don't object too much to them pinging, now.

However, I feel your pain. If I'm invited to your next gathering, I shall wear a classy black and white striped jumper and carry a big bag with me and relieve you of anything that goes beep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you should go for some retail therapy to get over it, there won't be any bleeps at the supermarket checkout honestly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cruel very cruel

I have another aversion to shopping - retail and therapy do not appear in the same sentence for me thank you

and Tina - make it a big sack because the fridge is one of those big American jobbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bastard car does this, I'm going to take snips to the pinger over the xmas break.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

This reminded me of monthy python sketch. In the hospital ...arrr you have the machine that goes pingggg. Lol

Sorry. Off topic. You may return now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant pinging and beeping really gets my goat as well. Text messages, email notifications as well as all that's mentioned above.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford


"In Wales microwave ovens go Ping !

Hence their name in welsh is Popty Ping !

Literally the "Oven which goes Ping" "

Popty ping ... Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The constant pinging and beeping really gets my goat as well. Text messages, email notifications as well as all that's mentioned above. "

ha don't get me started there. My work generously give me a laptop, ipad and mobile that ping in triplicate when I get mail! Oh and there's the printer that beeps a lot as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The constant pinging and beeping really gets my goat as well. Text messages, email notifications as well as all that's mentioned above.

ha don't get me started there. My work generously give me a laptop, ipad and mobile that ping in triplicate when I get mail! Oh and there's the printer that beeps a lot as well "

Teenagers in the house with their bloody Facebook updates, ping , ping fucking ping. I'm going to go and sit in the middle of a field for an hour to escape it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you sound just like someone I know who moans about the beeps

Whereas doesn't bother me at all, I am far too chilled out

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